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Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued. Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver. How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike? You give them a quarter and they'll let you score! Knock knock. Who's there? Sham. Sham who? I didn't know we were talking about yo mama Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!" Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her! Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure. What's silver and red and waddles into walls? A hungry zombie baby with forks in its eyes. What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles? A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate. What's 18 inches long, red, yellow and makes women scream. A zombie baby chomping the head off the family parakeet. What's funnier than a zombie baby? A zombie baby dressed as Dan Rather. What's black and white and red all over? A nun being devoured by Satanic zombie babies.
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