field agents working in co-operation with Nature have conclusive proof that this left wing faction has refused to claim responsibility for your last flat tire, what is more they also claim to have no responsibility for the weather, volcanoes, landslides, mudslides, mudwrestling, the premature and un-necessary deaths of Abbie Hoffman, Anita Hoffman, Andy Koffman, Lenny Bruce, and the early Jerry Rubin...all of whom were deified in a secret ceremony by the remaining Inner Circle of the Zippies during a conclave made possible through modern science and the use of free internet service providers.If it were not for these reasons that Yipsters were expunged, it would have been for not understanding the philosophy of the Ducks who always say hello first and the reason they feel impelled to do so. It is a sad commentary on the lack of humor among these former surrealists and the path they have takin towards utter oblivion by means of deliberatly breaking the vows and hearts of Taoists everywhere. Despite repeated warnings, suplictions, provocations, and indignations--Yipsters continue to make sense...thus deliberatly ignoreing the first axiom of zen!

Upon reincarnating and taking upon oneself the memories of the game player known as the ego one can only hope the life force of the petty personality will come into contact with the necessary dosage of a psychedelic to attain a state of egolessness. An experience which is devistating to anyone who has never undergone it before. In the eternal moment of first bardo, during the period when there is no experience of the passage of time and with the realization of the oneness of all life, when all of history is seen as nothing more than the memory of the Buddha and with the acompanying awareness that the only real purpose in life is to attain enlightenment and Buddhahood itself for the liberation of all satient beings--one realizes there is more to life than being born, pissing, shitting, eating, fucking and dieing.

The entire Administration of Terrorists in the United States: http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/ Direct link to alQueda and HAMAS: http://www.saudinf.com/ Secret Police: http://www.cia.gov/ Secret Police: http://www.fas.org/irp/world/russia/kgb/ Secret Police: http://www.fas.org/irp/world/israel/mossad/ Wal-mart and the Chinese Secret Police: http://www.rense.com/general13/walmart.htm The Administration of Russian criminals: http://www.gksoft.com/govt/en/ru.html The United Orgainization of World Impovershment and Thieves: http://www.unsystem.org/ The Donald Trump Mafia, all of whom have been indicted except those who spit in his face foaming at the mouth and screaming, "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! I QUIT!": http://donaldtrump.trumpuniversity.com/ The Communist Party for toeing the "party line" and not wanting people to have a party or a sense of humor: http://www.cpusa.org/ The Republican Party for being as puritanical as the Communist Party: http://www.rnc.org/ The Democratic Party for being the worst of all...for being hypocrites and at best passive participants and benefactors in the rape of the poor, a racist prison system and war itself: http://www.democrats.org/ The American Nazi Party...for being all too Amerikkkan: http://www.americannaziparty.com/ The Crips and the Bloods for being indistinguishable from white supremist groups who kill blacks: http://www.nagia.org/Crips_and_Bloods.htm Police agencies everywhere, which protect the powerful and oppress the weak in the name of an insane concept of law and order that allows a few to prosper and live in oppulance while causing wars that mandate that they be fought by the most oppresssed members of the world--the poor themselves: http://www.napo.org/ The American Psychiatric Association for being a danger to themselves and others in believing this realm is anything more than a nightmarish imprisoning dream for the unenlightened: http://www.psych.org/ Wait untill you get a load of these humorous homophobes--kinda makes you have a Freudian question about those tobacco cigerettes they all suck on: http://www.skinheads.net/forums/ WE ARE WORKING FEVERISHLY NIGHT AND DAY ON FINDING EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS TO INDICT! IN THIS TIME OF NEED WE MUST POOL OUR RESOURCES TOGETHER!! SO NO MATTER HOW INSIGNIFICANT THE AMONT IS--ANY AND ALL CONTRIBUTIONS...OF NAMES AND LINKS TO ADD TO THIS LIST WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.