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| Teenagers Today Are Dumber Than a Bag Of Bricks, A Grain of Salt, and A Penis all COMBINED! Pt. 2!! |
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| Here comes the sequal to Teenagers Today Are Dumber Than a Bag Of Bricks, A Grain of Salt, and A Penis all COMBINED!
I know I write about this kind of stuff way too much. I always bitch about high school girls and all of that. Well, I'm sorry. This is my release on this hilariously disgusting world of drama and ignorance. I have to go through this teeny-bopper bullshit everyday of the week. It doesn't bother me like the intentions of the person who violated The List, but it just sickens me that people are really that stupid. Let me'a explain'o.
" i hate you
your a fucking loser. my b/f is going to kill you if he finds out where you live
f uck you
bye the way.....
if you really want to kno who this is you would watch what the fuck you say
cuz if i do find you u little fuckin anal dwellin butt munky...i will fuckin killl u"
I'm going to break down this typical attiude very slowly. Hopefully you'll understand why I almost cried reading that "statement":
Complete and utter disregard for grammar??? CHECK.
Just...Jesus....look at it! I had to read it twice to fully grasp just what the hell was going on. Apparently, since I made this one girl cry a few months ago (no joke), these people hound me over it. They act as if I had an orgasm off her crying. It wasn't even a huge thing. *useless drama* I apologized, but no.
Opening statement to cause trouble??? CHECK.
I don't think anyone is going to take you seriously if you start an arguement (out of the blue) with the ever-so-original line "i hate you". That REALLY makes me feel remorse for someone who can't even logically form an arguement. Go home.
Someone involved that has no relevance to the previous 'arguement'??? CHECK.
"My b/f" "your g/f" "my friends best friends little sister"....you know what I mean. Someone that has no idea who I am thrashing around in my forest. Basing their judgements on a bias theory or one-sided gossip. So what if I hurt someone you care about? I understand you want to know why. I understand fully. But JUST BECAUSE I hurt them doesn't give you a right to try and mess with me. What if they said something? What if it was pure retaliation? What if the other person involved said "Your girlfriend has nice tits". Was I expected to say "why golly gee!"? Maybe there was a reason why I said what I said or did what I did. Think about both sides of the story CNN boy.
Empty threats that try to look serious but they're in vain??? CHECKMATE!
Come fucking on. you u little fuckin anal dwellin butt munky...i will fuckin killl u. I really truthfully think I was supposed to be intimidated by that. I'm supposed to feel threatened by this "threat:". I'm supposed to reply back with a threat of similar caliber. Oh oh oh! Lemme try!
"oh yeah you assbutt! I'll kick your g/f's azz and use a hammer to shit out your clit"
*sigh*
Look. Read this paragraph carefully: Don't....bring...your....stupid drama....(you follow me so far?).....into....my....LIFE!!!!!!!! I'm not your buddy buddy friends. Getting off on petty fueds and quarrels isn't my latest hobby. I'm disgusted with the "poor me my life sucks im so ugly" attitude....so just give it up and dick around with someone insecure enough to give a shit!
*prepares to get killed by some girls GANGSTA boyfriend that I don't know and never met in my life* |
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