Misanthropist : "someone who dislikes people in general"
I know it's a shocker. I know nobody saw it coming. It's an eye opener I know. Who would've thought, with all the positive columns I write and all the stupid crap on my piece of shit site. Who would've thought?
I have a lot of hostility towards people. There are specific things I dislike about each age group. Not to mention gender. I'll cover both genders and their typical attitudes too. Let's do this in order:
The children! Let me get something out of the way, I have a bizarre fetish with kiddies. Especially 10 year olds and up! Now let's act like I didn't say that at all. Good.
Children are brats. They are irrational. They say stupid things. They act like they give a crap about you, but all they want is materialistic comfort. They'll go cry in their little room if you don't get them something. They don't care about anyone else.
Male kids usually like to emulate their father. For some reason, getting dirty is a common trait. Female kids like to play princess and drink tea. I think the guys get the one-up on this one. I'll say this once for the whole column: they are generalizations. Of course not ALL of the gender groups act this way.
I don't have that much against kids actually. This is the learning process, and we are all pretty stupid during that time period (even ME).
I think I hate teenagers the most. There are many upon many reasons. In your teenage years, you basically form your opinions and your personality. It is vital towards your future. This is where you learn the differences between boys and girls too. What a great time. Teenagers are the most easily marketable demographic due to their inexperience, apathy, and need to be accepted. Teenagers are the future scum of the earth. I have met about 4 teenagers which I would consider thoughtful and useful. The rest were caught up in the cattle. "Like, oh my God, Brad is like soooooo hott. And did you here about what Geraldo said about Tammy? Like,oh my God. I think she likes him. She's such a loser. She's a prep. Totally. I'm going to go listen to my newest single by the current most popular band on the radio, I'll BRB.". You can tell I'm hinting at the general female attitude.
Where to start where to start. I'm very intolerate to people who act their stereotype. Seriously, most high school girls a total ditses. A huge affair with the dumbest thing is a topic of "debate". I use that term loosely. It's usually a big jealousy thing. I love when these "debates" usually involve personal insults. "Oh, well at least I don't eat at Burger King everyday!" (which procedes by her one dementional friends saying "oh yeah" and "you got served" or whatever the popular lingo is). They always seem to get the major approval when you have something that is actually relevent to an arguement or things of that nature. But they made themself look real cool by insulting you...so they win. Democracy in progress! Yay!
Let's go on to both genders. Teenagers and their silly need to have many friends, a cell phone, and a job ASAP. It's one thing when you need a cell phone or a job...but I refuse to believe that such a large portion need either as soon as they hit the teenage years. They want to feel grown up. That way they are cool/hip with their BOyZ. A lot of girls who claim to want a "nice guy" are attracted to the exact opposite. It's ironic how the girl who wants the "nice guy" is always with the big bad jailbird who cheats on her behind her back. Girls generally don't even know what they want in relationships. I say avoid any of that until the stupid high school girls either get un-ditsy *inpossible* or actually have a balance of emotions. And girls...this only pretains to the 4 cool girls I've ever met....avoid guys. Men are swine. Avoid them at all times. You won't ever meet a really sweet guy like they have in the movies, because no guy is sweet. Not even I...I'm very bitter and quick to judge. I'm a skeptic, but a cynic at the same time. I think every human that doesn't want an instant judgement day should stay away from me. That's my problem though. That's why I'm confessing that I'm a misanthropist. Ya know...since you're all bastards with no clue?
"I'm an adult! You're a child! You are below me"...I don't even have to sum this up if I didn't want to. Adults are generally too high and mighty to respect younger people. Just because you are older than me, doesn't make your opinions better than mine. What I lack in experience, you lack in knowledge. My mom is a big factor in this. That woman wouldn't know smarts if it bitch slapped her. When she is obviously wrong and I make her look dumb, I get yelled at. I hate that. When you prove someone wrong or stupid they retaliate with force or intimidation. Reminds me of extreme religious folk. But I won't get into that ;-)
I know a teenager bitching about adults is rather taboo for some people, not to mention predictable, but I'm disecting demographics and how a vast majority of them seem to act. I picked apart my fellow teenagers, then I moved onto adults. There's just something wrong with everyone. It doesn't matter what category you fall into, there is something wrong with the group. That's why I would consider myself an independant.
"Children are to be seen and not heard". Idiotic straw-man statement.
Old people serve little importance. They often spew out rhetoric from "back in the day" or "how it used to be". Guess what conservative yuppy? Times change. For better or worse, times change and we must adapt. I don't like how things are today, but I'm going to change that. No use living in the past like the present isn't happening. It's important to keep an open mind for things today as well as yesterday. From what I've experienced both in person or from word of mouth (granted, the latter isn't that reliable) old people need to chill. My ex girlfriend's grandparents were a prime example of what I'm talking about. We were with this one kid who had medium length hair. It happened to be in front of his eyes. The grandpa told him to "get that damn hair out of your eyes". The kid, David, didn't really acknowledge grandpa's hounding. Grandpa then got furious and started yelling at him to get it out of his face. Why someone's extreme personal discomfort comes from a hairstyle is beyond me. I didn't like it too much, but it's his own thing and I respect that. Why was Mr. Crappants beings so prissy about it? How was someone elses hair in their eyes effecting him in ANY way? It wasn't. At all. So I don't know.
And the grandma...she accused me of affiliation Satan when I left. That "look in my eyes". I know this sounds...perhaps...too rational for you, but maybe I don't look in peoples eyes at times because I'm really shy? NO! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! I WEAR A LOT OF BLACK AND LISTEN TO HEAVY MUSIC! I MUST BE CONFORMED TO CHRIST! I PROBABLY DO LOTS OF DRUGS AND HAVE INNOCENT ANIMAL SACRIFICES! BEHOLD THE FIRE OF ALL MIGHTY SATAN! INFEDELLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
If you're a big enough dumbass to accuse me of being a part of Satanism, let alone ANY religion, then I never want to lay my evil eyes upon your lost soul again.
Another thing: what's with the racism? I'm not going to honor the old just because they're old. You don't get my respect for being old, you get my respect for being a good person. I don't care if you are over 100. You earn it from me, it isn't given to you. Racism is almost always common. I don't get it. It just shows you're a bitter old man who does nothing but watch mainstream news all day and gives in. Black/hispanic/foreign people are shown as people to be feared on shows like the news and Cops. If you get brainwashed by news that explains a lot about your character.
Old people need to open their damn mind in order to release all the bullshit pumped in their head "back in the day". |
