Overtime, there have been some ridiculously bad hair styles. The 80's had that poof shit, and right now the current fad is shaggy mid-length. Whether or not you like these hair styles isn't the point, this is ZEROSVIEW, hince, MY VIEW. I'm going to showcase some of what I think are the worst hair cuts a person could get today. I'm gonna ignore the whole 80's puffyness thing. But I hate it too. Here's the first one:
I'm sorry, but the whole "emo"(?) look is insipid. It's so funny seeing everyone walking around with similar haircuts. Hell, I'll be the first to admit that some of the people I hang out with have long hair. I had it before I even met them really, and they had longer hair before they even met me. There's a difference. That's not the point, if you like this type of hairstyle (you poor bastard) then get it cut like that. It doesn't matter how popular it is, I was pointing out that it's a big fad right now. Hair is always in your eyes when you purposely keep it cut like that, it sucks, I had to go through a similar thing when my hair got long. Thank God those days are finished.
Here is the balding man hair style. You keep holding on to the hair like it gives you dignity or respect. Just cut it off dude. No one finds you attractive, in fact, it would be better bald. Never thought I'd say that. But yes, it would be better bald. When I start getting the horse shoe look really bad, my hair's going off. I'm cutting that bitch. People who have this hair style are very unfortunate, as the only remedy is shaving your hair all over.
The EXTREME hairstyle. Multi-colored mohawk of defiance! I have NEVER liked mohawks. They always looked so stupid to me. What's so rebellious about looking like a jackass teenager? It never has appealed to me and it never will. I had the spikes for awhile, I don't regret it because I thought it looked awesome. I had spikes all over my head, but those days are behind me. There isn't much to say, I just don't get it. Whatever, I'm a never pleased bitter bastard so take this for what you will.
Ahh, the straggly, smutty, unwashed long hair style. This hair is often held by either
a)the nerdiest of nerds
b)loser stoner kids
c)cat burgalors
Take your pick. Don't even get me started on the "I don't care what you think! I'm a punk!" attitude. Wash your damn hair, not because it's expected of you, but because it's slovenly digusting. Why would anyone want greasy straw hair that has the aroma of an unkept vagina around? You know why I don't wear a diaper to school and shit my pants? Not because it isn't accepted, but because it's GROSS! SICKENING! I'm sick of this everyone's against you attiude. I can't conform! I have to rebel! Shut up, this isn't worth rebelling. Stupid kids. Don't come to me with whining about girls not liking you. Hell, I don't like you. Stay away from me while you're at it grease ball!
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