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BOMB v.1
Bomb is a simple program which displays the dreaded Windows 95/98 "Illegal Operation" dialog box. |
This program will display the standard Windows 95/98 "Illegal Operation" dialog box. It appears as though the user's application has crashed. Perfect for replacing a commonly used shortcut, the user will believe there is something wrong with the application, or even with the machine.
How to Close/Exit Bomb v.1:
[Click on the close button]
Command line options for Bomb v.1: None
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Click Me v1.01
Click Me is a button which jumps out from under the cursor each time one tries to click it. |
This program will cause a button that is located under the cursor to constantly avoid being clicked. Talk about an annoyance ey? Nothing is worse than a computer that doesn't do what you want it to do... Right?
How to Close/Exit Click Me v1.01:
[Right click on the button]
Command line options for Click Me v1.01: None
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Cursor Fun v.1
Cursor Fun is a hilarious gag program that randomly changes the appearance of the mouse cursor. |
Cursor Fun will change the current mouse cursor to a user specified cursor. It allows you to choose which Windows cursor to change, what type of cursor to change it to, and how often you would like to swap the mouse cursor. Cursor Fun is great for playing a trick on an unsuspecting user, or for those who get bored easily with their desktop.
How to Close/Exit Cursor Fun :
Move your mouse cursor to the TOP LEFT corner of the screen.
Command line options for Cursor Fun : None
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DownHoax v.1
DownHoax is an Internet Explorer and Netscape compatible download simulator.
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DownHoax is an Internet Explorer and Netscape compatible download simulator. The servers it accesses, as well as the files it downloads, are completely bogus. It is impossible to detect until the program has run its course.
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Fake Start Menu 95 v1.0
Fake Start Menu replaces the Windows 95 Start Menu (task bar) with a facade that will not respond to anything. |
Fake Start Menu 95 Information
This program will replace the existing Windows 95 Start Menu (task bar). It will respond to nothing from the user. It is a perfect prank for one who utilizes the Start Menu often. This program is impossible to close unless you know the secret key combination. Working Start Menu features (clock, date, etc.) make it impervious to detection.
How to Close/Exit Fake Start Menu 95 :
Click on the Start button, then press "R" followed by "J" (case does not matter).
Command line options for Fake Start Menu 95 : None
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Fake Format v1.05
Fake Format was created by popular demand, and pretends to format a specified drive. Very realistic dialogs, summaries, and even hard drive chatter.
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Fake Format Information
Fake Format mirrors the Windows "Format" functionality. Once the program is started, no matter which buttons are chosen, the program simulates formatting the specificed drive. The user is unable to stop, interrupt, or cancel this format. Once the fake formatting is complete, the standard Windows format summary appears. Upon closing this summary screen the program can be exited.
How to Close/Exit Fake Format :
Wait until it has completed "pretending" to format your hard drive, then click on the Close button.
Command line options for Fake Format : None
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Floppy Madness v1.00
Drive someone MAD with this random floppy drive cruncher. Floppy Madness is a small prank program that will access the floppy drive at user specified intervals. |
Floppy Madness Information
Floppy Madness is a small prank program that will access the floppy drive at user specified intervals. If this does not seem fun, just download it and see. By default it will launch hidden and access the A: drive every minute. But users can access the setup information where they can change the interval of access, length of access, and even display a user defined error message! Floppy Madness will drive people crazy as it grinds the floppy drive every minute.Great fun for office feuds or just driving someone mad!
How to Close/Exit Floppy Madness :
Move your mouse cursor to the TOP LEFT corner of the screen. You will be displayed with a splash screen letting you know the program was closed.
Command line options for Floppy Madness :
Pass the word SETUP on the command line to configure this program yourself. The easiest way is to create a shortcut and then modify the Target Path.
For example:
"C:\MY STUFF\FLOPPY.EXE" setup
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HeadAche v1.01
HeadAche is a program that will give you a headache. Don't believe it? Download and see.
http://www.rjlsoftware.com/download/headache.zip
HeadAche
Information
HeadAche is a highly technical and comprehensive software package which required literally hundreds of man hours of programming. At the core of this elaborate feat of programming genius was the exhaustive efforts of the RJL Software research and development team. Our goal was to create a program that would instantly give you a headache.
How to Close/Exit HeadAche :
Press any key or click the mouse button.
Command line options for HeadAche : None
***** WARNING: READ BEFORE VIEWING "HEADACHE" *****
A very small percentage of individuals may experience epileptic seizures when exposd to certain light patterns or flashing lights. Exposure to certain patterns or backgrounds on a television screen or computer monitor, including those viewed during HeadAche, may induce an epileptic seizure in these individuals. Certain conditions may induce previously undetected epileptic symptoms even in persons who have no history of prior seizures or epilepsy. If you or anyone in your family has an epileptic condition, consult your physician prior to viewing "HeadAche." If you experience any of the following symptoms while viewing "HeadAche" - dizziness, altered vision, eye or muscle twitches, loss of awareness, disorientation, any involuntary movement, or convulsions - IMMEDIATELY discontinue use and consult your physician before resuming HeadAche.
Open/Close CD v1.13
This program will open your CD-ROM drive from your desktop. It can also be added to the shortcut of another program, thereby opening the CD-ROM drive upon execution of the shortcut.
http://www.rjlsoftware.com/download/cd.zip
Open/Close CD
Information
This joke application will open or close the CD-ROM drive, then launch a specified program, puzzling most users. Perfect for adding to the shortcut of a commonly used application or to the startup of the machine. Works with most standard Windows compatible CD-ROM drives. Imagine how puzzling it would be if the CD-ROM drive opened each time Explorer was launched.
How to Close/Exit Open/Close CD :
It will close by itself when it has completed its task.
Command line options for Open/Close CD : None
Random Burper v1.00
This hidden software will randomly play disgusting burp sounds every minute
http://www.rjlsoftware.com/download/burp.zip
Random Burper
Information
Random Burper is just that, a hidden software program that will play gross burp sounds randomly every minute until closed. There is many different burp sounds that our software has to choose from, listen long enough and you might even hear a small fart. Our software has an added feature of turning the internal Windows volume to maximum just before burping, then restoring it back to the original settings. Place Random Burper on an unsuspecting office worker and watch them become red with embarrassment. This is a must have prank to play on that conservative worker in your office.
How to Close/Exit Random Burper :
Move the mouse to the TOP LEFT corner of the screen.
Command line options for Random Burper : None
Random Wallpaper Changer v1.02
Random Wallpaper Changer alters the wallpaper setting at random and can be configured via the command line for hidden running.
http://www.rjlsoftware.com/download/wall_papr.zip
Random Wallpaper Changer
Information
This program will randomly change the desktop wallpaper to other .BMP files at user defined intervals. Simply select the directory where the .BMP files are stored, and this program randomly displays a new wallpaper. The great thing about this program is that it runs behind the scenes. The user will not be able to detect the source behind their changing wallpaper. Command line options are supported, so this program can be executed secretly upon startup of the machine.
How to Close/Exit Random Wallpaper Changer :
Move your mouse cursor to the TOP LEFT corner of the screen. You will be displayed with a splash screen letting you know the program was closed.
Command line options for Random Wallpaper Changer :
For Directory path - add a /d{full path to directory} to the end of the command line
For Minute Timer - add a /t{# of minutes to switch} to the end of the command line
For Wallpaper Style - add a /s{Style type, 1=Tile 0=Center} to the end of the command line
Example: "C:\JOKES\chng_paper.exe" "/dC:\WINDOWS" /t2 /s1
This would load all BMP files from the C:\WINDOWS directory every 2 minutes, and tile the wallpaper.
The Finger v1.00
The Finger is a hilarious joke program that will flash the cursor to a hand with the middle finger up and then back to the normal cursor again.
http://www.rjlsoftware.com/download/finger.zip
The Finger
Information
The Finger will have you laughing for hours! Launch The Finger on an unsuspecting user and watch their reaction when the cursor changes to the middle finger and then back to normal again. By default The Finger will switch the cursor to a finger every 5 seconds, but you can configure how often the cursor will change by passing the word "setup" on the command line. Closing this program is now easier then ever, just move the mouse cursor to the top-left corner of the screen and it will close. This is a must have joke program for the serious prankster.
How to Close/Exit The Finger :
Move your mouse cursor to the TOP LEFT corner of the screen. You will be displayed with a splash screen letting you know the program was closed..
Command line options for The Finger :
Pass the word SETUP on the command line to configure this program yourself.
For example:
"C:\MY STUFF\FINGER.EXE" setup
Y2K Joke v2.00
Y2K is the perfect joke for anyone familiar with the millenium bug. This program has it all - from changing all letter Ys to letter Ks, to pretending to correct the mouse's Y2K problem. This gag is hilarious!
http://www.rjlsoftware.com/download/y2k.zip
Y2K Joke
Information
Y2K is a silly software program that spoofs all of the Y2K issues. It simulates fixing your BIOS, mouse, monitor, and even corrects your calendar problems by changing all letter Ys to letter Ks. If you have a sound card, it is even better because it pretends to detect an error, and requires you to place your desktop on its side. This Y2K joke is like combining all of RJL Software's joke programs into one, and using it to poke fun of a real serious issue. This Y2K joke will have you laughing in your chair.
How to Close/Exit Y2K Joke :
Wait until it has completed the Y2K test, then click on the Close button
Command line options for Y2K Joke : None
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The products listed here were not designed in any way to damage the end user's machine, and have been written for entertainment purposes only.
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