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My Name Is

Chorus: repeat 2X

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)

My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady

Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)

My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!

Can I have the attention of the class

for one second?

[Eminem]

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)

Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight

but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)

And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"

Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"

Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else

Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass

faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

Chorus

[Eminem]

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler

and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians

in a spaceship while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

(Dude, can I get your autograph?)

So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

Chorus

[Eminem]

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)

Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide

(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)

I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)

YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)

I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)

And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)

Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

Chorus

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I'm Shady

Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (Huh?)

Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl (I did)

Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl

Sold a billion tapes and still screamed fuck the world

(Slim Shady), so come and kill me while my name's hot

And shoot me twenty five times in the same spot (Ow)

Think I've got a generation brainwashed

To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot (Uh, oh?)

Stop they blood flow until they veins clot

I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch

Purple haze and acid raindrops

Spike the punch at the party and drain pop (gulp gulp)

Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top

Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop

Gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you

So everybody buy my shit or I'mma come and kill you

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets

I'm your brother when you need some new weed to set you free

You know me I'm your friend when you need a minithin

(Slim Shady)

I'm Shady

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (Uh huh huh)

I like birds, bees, I like people

I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful

Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)

The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike

While I blow my brain out just to see what it feels like

And this is how I am in real life

I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (Uh huh)

How you wanna scare somebody with a gun threat

When they're high off of drugs they haven't even done yet

So bring the money by tonight

Cause your wife says this is the biggest knife

She ever saw in her life (Help me help me)

I try to keep it positive and play it cool

Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!)

Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better

Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter

(chorus)

I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it (Aw that shit is wack)

Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit (What????)

People don't buy shit no more they just dub it

That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh)

But they love it when you make your business public

So fuck it, I've got herpes while we're on the subject (Uh huh)

And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it

Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playing when I say it

Well, I do take pills, don't do speed

Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed

Don't do smack, I do do shrooms

Do drink beer, I just wanna make a few things clear

My baby mama's not dead (nuh uh), she's still alive and bitching (yup)

And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itching

It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested

I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested

(chorus)

I told you I was Shady

Y'all didn't wanna believe me

I'm Shady

And that's my name

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