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Reborn in Barbedwire
Suicide Dreamz 2000
Live and Uncensored
Homicidal Holidayz
SoullesS: Next Stop Hell...
Live and Uncensored Contd.
St. Patrick's Day Massacre
Thrill Kill 2001
F**K Authority Tour 2001
Back in Yonkers: HoMe SWeeT HeLL
SouL SuRViVoR 2001
WAR!
HiGH RiSK 2001
Triple Threat
A NeW eRa
In It SyXX FeeT DeeP
AFTERMATH
SuiCiDe DReaMz 2001
What The F**K?!?
LasT ResorT
DeaD...OR...ALIVE
ThE laSt JuDgeMeNt (DaYs 1+2)
AnoTheR LeVeL
BRiNg ThE PaiN!
REVOLUTION! (A DaY oF DESTRUCTION!)
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| Everybody's against us. Teachers, politicians, cops, judges....they all want to shut us down!!! So today we make a statement...today we stand up and say that we don't care what any of you think...today we rise to say...F**K AUTHORITY!!!! XTW F**K Authority Tour Day 1 (Friday The 13th) Before the show started, there were rumors that a backyard wrestling federation from White Plains, NY, the EWF (Extreme Wrestling Federation), would try to invade XTW. Jobu vs. Mikey Linguini As Linguini made his entrance, Jobu put tacs, light bulbs, and the stapleboard all on top of a board. The match started with Jobu charging at Linguini. Mikey caught him and body-slammed him onto the board that Jobu set up. Oh my God! Jobu screamed in pain as Mikey picked up a chair. Wham! One chairshot connected with Jobu's skull. Jobu screamed for Mikey to hit him. Smack! A 2nd chairshot! Jobu refuses to fall. Then a third shot floors Jobu. Oh my god! Jobu's former tag partner stood over his opponent and asked him in a mocking voice if he was ok. Jobu, pissed off, gets to his feet and cracks Linguini not once, not twice, but three times with a chair! Holy sh*T! As Linguini wobbled to his feet, Jobu ran up a slide and kicked Mikey right in the face. After Linguini recovered and knocked Jobu down, he ran up the slide and tried to do the same but wound up crotching himself. Mikey struggled to free himself but Jobu came out of nowhere with a legdrop to the back of Mikey's head. The match progressed and after Jobu took Mikey out with a few superkicks, he set up a table. Tornado DDT by Jobu! Jobu forced the limp Linguini onto the table and he climbed to the very top of the park ladder, a good 11 feet in the air! The crowd chanted XTW and Jobu flew off legdropping Mikey through the table!! 1,2,3!! Winner: Jobu Before the next match, a bunch of XTW superstars came out to talk about the situation with the Extreme Wrestling Federation. SiK mentioned how no one has seemed to show up. Then, a strange song hit. It's EWF's theme song! From behind the curtain came the Profit and Justin Kase of the EWF! Justin Kase got on the mic and talked his trash about XTW. He also challenged all of XTW to go up to White Plains in the future to do a show with them! Of course, we accepted. Then, SiK made a couple matches to put EWF in action today! The Profit would take on the XTW World Champion, Roz! And Justin Kase would fight the former Internet Champion, Will the Homeless Guy, in the main event! With that said, everyone left. SyXX Feet Deep (SiK, Nightmare Kane, and LiL Chris Kronic) vs. Hitman Bobby Whittle, Will the Homeless Guy, and Mikey Linguini This was a crazy match that started off with Nightmare Kane and the Homeless Guy. Nightmare started the match off by bashing Will with a steel chair. Then he nailed the Homeless Guy with his trademark spinning DDT. Nightmare tagged in Lil Chris and he began stomping away and kicking the fallen Homeless Guy. Mikey tagged in. Linguini threw Chris kronic around like nothing. Eventually, Linguini threw Chris Kronic into the Homeless Guy's shopping cart and wheeled it into the fence. LiL Chris flew up out of the cart onto the fence. As Linguini charged towards him, he was met with a foot to the face and then a hurricanrana executed beautifully. Hitman tagged in for his team. He awesome-bombed Chris Kronic. But the giant killer refused to lose and came back by nailing the Acid Drop on the Hitman. Eventually, all 6 men got into the ring at once. Linguini bashed SiK in the back of his head with a chair. Holy sh*T. As everyone was fighting it out, The Hitman went to the top of the slide and hit a somersault senton taking everyone out! LiL Chris ran at the Homeless Guy and jumped onto his shoulders. Kronic went down for a hurricanrana but the Homeless Guy pulled him back up and powerbombed him. Linguini tagged in. Mikey won the match for his team after he piledrove Chris Kronic onto the metal slide. Winners: Will the Homeless Guy, Hitman Bobby Whittle, and Mikey Linguini The Profit (from Extreme Wrestling Federation) vs. Roz (XTW World Title) The match began with a suplex attempt by the Profit. He could not get our World Champion up. Roz freed himself from the suplex and slammed the Profit with authority down onto a steel chair! Ouch! Profit, back to his feet, was met with a piledriver by Roz once again on the same chair! Holy sh*T! Roz with firm control of the match tossed a chair to the Profit and hit the Rozinator which made the Profit bleed from the nose. The fight continued. The Profit began to mount some offense by Pedigreeing the XTW World Champion face-first into the floor!! Roz came back and tried to suplex the Profit. He got the Profit up in the air, but Profit whipped his legs down and DDTd Roz right into the floor. Holy sh*T! Roz was then whipped into a board leaning against the metal fence. The Profit charged and tried to send Roz through the board, but Roz grabbed him and spine-bustered him through that board!! 1,2,3! Winner and still XTW World Champion: The "Man Monster" Roz Justin Kase (from Extreme Wrestling Federation) vs. Will the Homeless Guy This was a classic EWF vs. XTW match and one of the bloodiest in federation history. Justin Kase cracked the Homeless Guy in the head with a metal street sign to start off this contest. Justin Kase nailed a piledriver on the slide. At this point in the match, the Homeless Guy had suffered his back injury that kept him out of action for the next few weeks. Therefore, he was unable to have much offense in this one. But the two kept fighting it out. Out of nowhere, the Homeless Guy put Justin Kase over his shoulder and "Bum-Rushed" him through two boards! XTW XTW! As Will tried to recover, Justin Kase jumped to his feet and hit a stiff super kick right to the mouth of the Homeless Guy! Holy sh*T! As a result of that the former Internet Champion was spitting out blood. Filled with rage, Will the Homeless Guy DDTd Justin into barb wire!! Will pounded Justin Kase in the forehead repeatedly to follow up. Justin Kase is now bleeding profusely from the head. He got up and started choking Will with the barb wire! Ouch! The Homeless Guy dropped and was then splashed by EWF's Justin Kase. The match ended after Kase elbow-dropped the Homeless Guy who was wrapped in barb wire! Winner: Justin Kase You can bet that XTW will not let EWF off the hook that easily for beating one of XTW's own superstars here in Devil's Playground! EWF better be prepared for when we invade White Plains to square-off with them one more time! XTW F**k Authority Tour Day 2 XTW was once again met with two challengers from outside backyard feds. Today John Mayhem and "Crazy" Jim Davey came to Devil's Playground, but little were they prepared for the beating they would take! John Mayhem vs. Mikey Linguini XTW was once again fighting for pride when they were faced with the outsider known as John Mayhem. We sent Mikey Linguini into the match to represent us. The match started off with your classic fist-fight as these two hammered down on each other. DDT by Linguini. Mikey followed up with a huge chairshot to Mayhem that echoed throughout the playground. John Mayhem was a fighter though and rallied back with a chairshot of his own and a moonsault. However, Linguini came back to hit a piledriver. Linguini, then set up to open chairs beside each other. He took Mayhem onto a slide and nailed him with a Stunner onto the 2 chairs! XTW XTW. 1,2,3 Winner: Mikey Linguini Roz came out next and issued an open challenge to anyone in the back. SiK vs. Roz (XTW World Title) SiK's Internet Title would not be on the line in this match. This was probably the most vicious match ever in XTW. SiK went to work immediately to try to win the world title. If he won, he would hold every title in XTW. The match started off with SiK grabbing Roz's massive leg and kicking him in the side of the head. With Roz up, SiK hit the Nightmare on Helm Street driving the back of Roz's head into the metal slide!! Holy sh*T! Stiff kick by SiK! SiK even dented a stiff street sign over the head of Roz by hitting him with it repeatedly. Roz got the advantage again and nailed a beautiful stalling suplex onto SiK. With SiK down, Roz squashed him with the banzai drop! Roz hoisted up SiK and went for the Roz's Edge but SiK countered and put it into an X-Factor! Oh my god! Atomic Arabian face-buster by SiK. Roz came back to hit a cradle-piledriver onto SiK. Somehow, SiK picked up Roz and body-slammed him onto a street sign!!! Oh my god!! He even got Roz on his shoulders for a Samoan Drop! Roz's tag partner, the Hitman Bobby Whittle, ran in and tried to give encouragement to Roz while SiK set up a table. SiK tried to push Roz over the guardrail through the table but he couldn't. Roz lifted up SiK and press-slammed him over the guardrail. SiK crashed onto the board and bounced off!! Holy sh*T! Roz, not wanting to end the match that way, set up the board again and took SiK onto a bench with him. Roz leapt out 4 feet and pile-drove SiK right through the board!!! Holy sh*T! 1,2,3!!! Winner and still XTW World Champion: Roz SiK accompanied Nightmare Kane out to the ring for the next match. The music cut and SiK said that after losing to Roz, he didn't really deserve to be XTW Internet Champion. He made the next match for the Internet Title, in which his tag partner, Nightmare Kane would fight his arch-enemy the "Whole F'N Show"! Nightmare Kane vs. "Hitman" Bobby Whittle (for vacant XTW Internet Title) The match started with a great-looking T-Bone Suplex by Nightmare Kane. Nightmare tried to hit a Gargoyle Suplex after that but the Hitman countered it. Nightmare now went for a fisherman suplex. The Hitman tried to put it into a DDT, but instead Nightmare just through him down into a pile of boxes. DDT by the Hitman, after he got up. With Nightmare on spaghetti legs, The Hitman hit a never-before-seen move which looked to me like a inverted hurricanrana!!! Oh my god!!!! Hitman followed up with a moonsault and flying head-scissors! Hitman followed up with another hurricanrana. The crowd chanted "Terminator, terminator!" Bobby obliged and set up Nightmare Kane for the "Knock-off" as he calls it. Bam! He nailed the vanterminator. The match should have been over but Whittle hurt himself on his devastating move and was only able to get a 2-count. On the otherside of the playground Bobby tried to do a slingshot huricanrana by Nightmare put it into the Walls of Jericho! Hitman did not tap. Senton by Nightmare. A board was set up but not for the purpose that you would expect. Instead, Nightmare and the Hitman stood on the board and fought it out. Nightmare took the advantage and put the Hitman on his shoulders. DVD off of the board to the hard floor by Nightmare Kane!!!!! Oh my god!! 1,2,3!!! Winner and NEW XTW Internet Champion: Nightmare Kane "Crazy" Jim Davey and John Mayhem came out together now. Mayhem said how losing to Mikey Linguini was nothing but a fluke. He then challenged SyXX-Feet Deep, Nightmare Kane and SiK, to a match for the tag team titles. Naturally, the champs accepted. "Crazy" Jim Davey and John Mayhem vs. SyXX-Feet Deep (XTW Tag Titles) The match was an all-out brawl. Mayhem even mocked SyXX-Feet Deep by using some of their own moves against them. Jim Davey countered a tornado DDT by SiK and spine-bustered him onto the slide! Ouch! He then nailed a slingshot sending SiK onto the slide again. All 4 men began to go at each other and then the cops arrived on the scene. Most of XTW ran away, leaving John Mayhem, Jim Davey, and the camera-man at Devil's Playground. With everyone, Mayhem and Davey took the XTW tag titles and said that the belts were theirs, claiming that since SyXX-Feet Deep forfeited them by running. The show was about to end with them walking off with our belts, but Nightmare and SiK returned!! The match was forced to continue! Things did not look good for Davey and Mayhem as SiK hit the Frog Splash on JWA's Jim Davey. Suddenly, SiK motioned to someone and Roz entered the scene followed by Jobu?!? What's going on? Jobu and Roz were working together! Double-Impact has been re-united! Roz held John Mayhem over a board while Jobu leg-dropped him through it! 1,2,3! SiK then handed the belts over to Roz and Jobu saying ".. and now XTW has their f'n tag titles back!!" Roz and Jobu stood over the fallen Davey and Mayhem as the show ended. XTW Shows it's F**KEN UNITY!!! DON'T F**K WITH XTW!!!! Winners and NEW XTW Tag Team Champions: Jobu and Roz (Double-Impact)  XTW F**K Authority Tour 2001 Day 3 (EWF's Extreme Carnage) XTW went up to White Plains to do an event with EWF called Extreme Carnage. The event unfortunately did not go as planned. Only 3 of the scheduled 12 matches went down and only two XTW wrestlers had a match. The only match involving XTW was a 3-Way between "Hitman" Bobby Whittle, Nightmare Kane, and EWF's Justin' Kase. The match was fun to watch as Nightmare Kane dominated it, but in the end Justin' Kase squeaked out with the win. The next match was between EWF wrestlers, The Prophet and The Pebble. This match was a brawl from the backyard into the streets and into other backyards....which proved to be a mistake on EWF's part as they put a match that would definitely get the cops called before even half the matches could happen...and just as we thought, the cops got called and the show was shut down early. SiK commented on the show, "We went up to White Plains and were disappointed as we really didn't see any action. I am yet to see what EWF can really do. EWF made the mistake of putting a police presence risk of a match before all the matches and they ended up killing their own show. I do, however, definitely want to go up there and try it again and show them what XTW is all about!!!" |
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