The Poopie List
Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie- The kind where the poopie is out, you can see it in the toilet, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your but 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper in your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie- This happenswhen your done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Poopie- The
kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within an earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie- The kind of poopie you have in the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticable trait is the skid marks is front of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it up into smaller pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie- Self-explaintory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie poopie- the kind of poopie where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and poopie a couple of times.
Spinal Top Poopie- That's where is hurts so badly coming out you swear it's leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (Power Dump)- That's the kind where the poopie leaves your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liqiud Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liqiud shots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Suprise Poopie- Your not even at the toilet because your sure you're about to fart but ooops...........................oops a poopie.
The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though your done poopi-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. |