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You Watch To Much Sailor Moon If.....

1. You've ever gotten your friends together and arranged 9 Sailor Senshi according to age or sun sign.

2. Every time you see a rabbit you think (or say) Usagi.

3. See lightning strike and know it must be Sailor Jupiter battling evil.

4. Your fireplace will not tell you the lottery numbers. Shinto forces are so confusing!

5. You call a friend of yours Makoto or Minako, or worse, something like "Jupiter" or "Sailor Mercury."

6. You are stroking your cat and you call her Luna, or if it's a boy, Artemis.

7. You get really mad at somebody and scream "Cosmic Moon Power!" and expect something to happen.

8. Let's all go to the zoo and name the animals! The cow is Sailor Moo, the monkey is Sailor baboon....

9. You're sitting reading this and thinking "how does she know what I do?"

10. Some one is Channel surfing and comes across a National Geographic special on the moon, they show a picture and you scream, "Where are the flowers, and trees, and crystal palaces? And the Moon Princess?" and even the cat thinks you're insane.

11. Dying your hair black is great but your mom is wondering what happened to all the green food coloring.

12. You learn lots of Japanese words, and when your friends say anything about Japan you go: "Konichiwa. Senshi Meioh desu."

13. You have spent the entire morning trying to put your hair in odangos like sailor moon, but after frustrating efforts, fail.

14. Your little brother has begged you to stop singing songs about "Rainy men and Starry knights!".

15. Astrology and mythology rule!!!

16. You know that the real goddess of the solar system is a beautiful and elegant creature named Naoko Takeuchi.

17. What you wouldn't give to see Toshiro Ono and Naoko Takeuchi get together for just one afternoon...

18. The last time you saw a man in a Tuxedo...well, he was finding rose petals around his house for weeks. Ehehehe.

19. The people at Mcdonalds are still wondering if they should order a shipment of "squid on a stick" because of it's popularity among you and your friends...

20. The guy at the arcade is kind of curious about why you keep calling his precious mortal combat video game "central control" and who the heck is Andrew?

21. You're weather girl looks like this:

That'll Be severe weather and rainy days men!

22. You've ended you're friendly picnic by shouting "Chronos Typhoon" or "Supreme Thunder Crash" and not realizing that you've got your henshin wand in your pocket (I really am sorry about that Lizzy!)

23. (Cloud gazing) "I see a kitty-cat, what do you see?" "I see Luna, guardian of the great moon princess Serenity." "Oh. I see a bunny rabbit. What about you?" "I see Tsukino Usagi, the immortal goddess who protects our universe." "Oh. I see a horsey...how about you?" "The Pegasus who spoke to small lady in her dreams" "Oh. Never mind!"

24. It took days. It took beads, hair gel, a good brush, many many many many many hair ties, string, cord, hair spray, jewels, and an infinite amount of hair pins but you can now wear you're hair like Ves Ves, Cere Cere, Palla Palla, and even Jun Jun. Finally.

25. You stay up all hours of the night working on your very own award winning web-page and drinking surge (oh, magic fairy drink!!!)

26. Hey, TOONAMI fans!!! At 4:00 east coast time, on the Cartoon network, Sailor Moon is being shown. Directly afterwards is a show called "REBOOT", a computer animated show I've taken up watching. Well...LOOKIE WHAT THE SOS PEOPLES PICKED OUT OF A REBOOT SCENE!!!!!

27. Here kitty kitty kitty! No more glueing crescent moons to you I promise!

28. Mulder and Scully obviously aren't doing a very good job. Here's why: Alan, Ann, Nemisis, the dead moon circus....

29. Your gym teacher took the class on a hike through the forest. He is still wondering why that tree attacked him, how you came to the conclusion it was the "doom tree", and where a girl your age got thigh-high boots and such a tiny outfit.

30. Chocolate parfait...yummy. Squid on a stick...yummy. Vegtable curry...yummy. Big mac...say what?

31. The force and the Negaforce, Jedi and Jadite, Queen Beryl and the Emperor, and I don't care what you say but princess Leya is a meatball head!!!

32. Hearing the name Darien gets a good fantasy going and your friends ask what the evil smile is for.

33. I don't care if he plays for the national orchestra! That flute is evil! He's a doom tree child! Let me at him!

34. Your teacher is getting worried. She caught you talking to a little pink calculator and she refuses to believe it is a communicator.

35. It's true! Drawing Nephlite's dark energy sign on your homework will drain your energy!

36. Yes, your principle does know you call her Queen Beryl, and yes, she likes it.

37. Your teacher will be like Miss Haruna if you will be like Ami.

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