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| Trunks: I want a kitty! Can we get a kitty? Pretty please! Bulma: Well, I don't know. Ask your father. Trunks: But he hates kitties! Bulma: I don't like kitties that much but you could do with something to keep you occupied. Trunks: Err... mum? Bulma: Yes dear? Trunks: Just forget it. I'm going to go and see dad. (at the gym...) Vegeta: Work those muscles Krillin! You exceRsize like a girl! Krillin: I'm doing the best I can. ( I know that sounds really nasty, but I want you to clear all dirty ideas out of your head, NOW. Done? Good) Vegeta: Maybe I should give you some heavier weights to train with! (enter Trunks) Vegeta: Oh great, hi son! Trunks: Hello dad! Erm, can I have a kitty? Vegeta: WHAT!? Trunks: Is that a no? Vegeta: No. I err, mean. It's a yes. I just found a beetle underneath my armour. Maybe we could have that as a pet instead. Hello little..... oh, it's dead. Trunks: I want a kitty! I WANT ONE NOW! Vegeta: Alright, alright. We can have a kitty, just as long as it's from a rescue centre. There are SOOOO many cute ickle kitties that need a second chance. Trunks: OK, I'll be going now Vegeta: Enough of that! Work harder Krillin you girly chrome dome! Krillin: (later, at Capsule Corp) Trunks: Mum! Mum? Mum, where are you? Bulma: I'm upstairs honey. Do ya want something? Trunks: Yeah, I'm going to get some stuff for my new kitty. I'll be about an hour and a half. Bulma: OK, now remember, don't talk to strangers, take care crossing roads and..... Trunks: Err, mum. I fly. Bulma: Oh of course. Silly me! Now don't crash into any birds or aeroplanes! Trunks: Bye mum! (at the re-homing centre) Trunks: Hi! I'd like a cat please! Woman behind counter: Have you had a homecheck? Trunks: Errr, yes. Woman behind counter: Just fill in these forms Trunks: No prob Now, I want a kitty. Woman behind counter: OK, follow me. Trunks: Yes, ma'am. Woman no longer behind counter: These are all the strays. Pick one and then leave. Trunks: Eeny, meeny, miney, mo. Catch Vegeta by the toe. If he kills you, let him go, eeny, meeny, miney, mo. I want that tabby one. Woman no longer behind counter: His name is Smokey. He has a behavioural problem. Trunks: Yeah, yeah. Bye! Woman no longer behind counter: Don't you want a basket? Oh, too late. I dunno, kids these days, back in my day kids listened blah, blah, blah......... Trunks: Hello Smokey! Smokey? What a crap name! No wonder you have behavioural problems. Smokey: Meow! MEOWWW! HISSS! SNARL!!!! Trunks: Don't get cocky with me pussy cat. Next stop, pet shop! (at pet shop) Trunks: Now you wait here Smokey while I go and get you some things, OK? Smokey: Meowwww! Trunks: I'm glad you understand. (1 hour later) Trunks: Well Smokey, I got everything! I even got you a velvet collar... Smokey?! (the cat has disappeared, d'uh) Trunks: SMOKEY!!!!!!!!!! I WILL FIND THIS EVIL CAT-NAPPER AND BRING THEM TO JUSTICE! Oh dear, seems like Trunks is getting dogs and cats mixed up! Tune in next time to find what happens, only on Dragon's Channel! ************************************************************************* In our last episode, Trunks decided he wanted a kitty. To his surprise, Vegeta said yes. And now, Smokey is lost in the city, will Trunks ever see Smokey again?....... Trunks: SMOKEY? SMOKEY!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A CATNIP MOUSE SMOKEY!!!!!!! Oh, it's no use. Trunks: RYAHHH! WHOEVER STOLE MY KITTY IS GONNA PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (at this point, Smokey emerges from behind a dustbin, closely followed by another cat) Trunks: SMOKEY! YOU CAME BACK!!!!! Smokey: Purrrrrrrrrr. Other cat: Meow, mew, mew! Smokey: YOWL!!! HISS!!! Other cat: Meow..... Trunks: Good ol' Smokey! Time to go home! (at Capsule Corp) Bulma: Oh dear, he's been longer than an hour! Vegeta! Go out and look for him! Vegeta: No. That boy is perfectly capable of taking care of himself. (doorbell rings) Bulma: I'll get it! Trunks: Hi mum! (Smokey runs to where Vegeta is sitting and jumps up on Vegeta's lap purring) Trunks: SMOKEY!!!! NOOOO!!! Vegeta: It's OK son. This is a special kind of spandex that repels most attacks. A few lil cat claws can't hurt me. Trunks: Phew! I'm gonna go take a shower! I'll put Smokey's stuff in the kitchen. (Trunks goes upstairs) (at this point, with Trunks gone, Smokey begins to show off his behavioural problems) Bulma: VEGETA! HE'S SCRATCHED THROUGH YOUR SPANDEX! Vegeta: Stupid cat! If you were mine I'd kill you! Bulma: I'm sure he didn't mean it dear. Vegeta: (half an hour later) Smokey: YOWL!!!!! Vegeta: Damn cat! He's scratched the curtains, the rug, the chair and my spandex! WHY I OUGHTTA!!!!....... Oh, hi son. Trunks: Hey y'all! Hey, why is everything trashed? Vegeta: Your cat scratched everything including my almost-indestructable spandex from Spandex for Men! Cost me a fortune! Had to beat up 60 kids for their lunch money to get that! Errr, never mind Trunks: He was only playing, weren't you my little fluffy wuffy Smokey wokey? Yes, yes, I know. They're mean aren't they, yes they are Vegeta: Ay carumba! My son is as soft as the bathroom rug! Bulma: Ay ca what? Vegeta: I saw it on a T.V programme called "The Sampsons". There was a dad called Boner, a mum called Sarge, two kids Bort and Eliza and a baby called Maggo. Bulma: Ah, right......... Vegeta: I'm always right! Now son, about this cat. We can't keep it! Trunks: I'll take it back and get a dog then. Come on Smokey! I'm taking you back! Bye family! A dog!? Oh dear....... let's hope it's not as misbehaved as Smokey! Tune in next time to find out what happens! ************************************************************************* Trunks on his way to the re-homing centre: Smokey, I love you. But, I can't keep you. Now, I'll give you a choice. I'll either put you down with all your little friends in the alleyway or you can go back to the re-homing centre. What will it be? Trunks: Well, OK then. Goodbye Smokey! I'll never forget you! Well, that's that over and done with. Now, onwards to the re-homing centre! (at the re-homing centre) Woman behind counter: Why are you back? Trunks: I want a dog this time. A really cuddly, soft eyed one and skip on the behavioral problems. Woman behind counter: Smokey doesn't get along well with dogs. Trunks: I don't have Smokey anymore. I released him. Woman behind counter: WHAT!? Oh well, thank god we neuter all cats that come in here. Trunks: You probably have all my details cos I filled them in on da paper so let's cut to the chase, GIMME A DOG! Woman behind counter: We don't give pets to irresponsible owners. Trunks: See this sword holder strapped to my back? Guess what's inside it? Woman behind counter: SECURITY! Security man: OK pretty boy, out! Trunks: No way j'ose! See this sword? I'm gonna ram it up yer butt if ya don't let go. Security man: I'm not scared of a plastic sword. Trunks: Plastic, eh? I'll show you plastic See that mark? Would a plastic sword be able to do that? Security man: MUMMY!!!!! Trunks: Ya'll got no choice but to give me a dog now. Woman behind counter: There's more where that came from. Trunks: Hey cool! Haven't had a decent scrap in ages! OK, who wants to go first? Security guy 1: OK, punk. Let's rock! Trunks: You asked for it! Security guy: Where'd he go? Trunks: Peekaboo! Other security guys: Let's all attack together! Trunks: That takes care of the losers. Now, it's not like me to hit a lady, so don't make me. (Woman grabs a bazuka) Woman behind counter: BWA HA HA HA! LET'S SEE YA GET OUT OF THIS ONE! Trunks: Fire away! Woman behind counter: SEE YA IN HELL YA PURPLE HAIRED FREAK! Trunks: HEY! Do not insult the do! Catch! Woman behind counter: This is gonna hurt................ Trunks: Heh, now I can get a dog all by myself. Trunks: Eeeny, meeny, miney, mo. Take away Kamisans' Miracle Gro, if he gets mad, let the Miracle Gro go, eeny, meeny, miney, mo. My mum told me to pick a dog and I choose you! N'ah, too fierce. I want a puppy. Aha! That's the puppy I want! (on the way back to Capsue Corp......) Trunks: It's a good thing I picked up this leash! Now let's see.... Breed: Yellow Labrador, Name: Goldie. Goldie? That name sux. I'm gonna call you SSJ cos you're blonde. OK? Hmm, doesn't seem to mind. Ahh, there it is! Capsule Corp! OK SSJ, we're home. Vegeta: Hi son! What dog did you get? Trunks: He's a yellow labrador and his name is SSJ. Vegeta: Great name. Trunks: Clever, no? Bulma: Who wants dinner? Trunks: Come on SSJ, I'll give ya the grand tour. This is the living room, these are the stairs, this is the kitchen and upstairs is my bedroom, my parent's bedroom and the bathroom. Got that? Good. Now let's go get something to eat! (in the kitchen......) Trunks: Great chicken mum! Vegeta: Yeah, great grub. Bulma: Only the best for my two boys! Oh, looks like SSJ wants some chicken as well. Sorry SSJ, no chicken for you! SSJ: Whimper, whimper, growl Bulma: Why are you looking at me like that SSJ? Don't look at me like that! Bad dog! Go outside! SSJ: Kam me ha me ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bulma: What......just......happened? Vegeta: Let's see if that dog has a power level! CRAP! Trunks: What is it dad? Vegeta: The dog has a power level of 9999! Trunks: WHAT!? Shall we fight him dad? Vegeta: But he's soooo cute! Trunks: Good point. But he's our enemy! Do it for Bulma! Vegeta: I'll do it for Bulma. RGAHHHHH!!!!! Trunks: OK SSJ, time to see what a real SSJ looks like! HA HA HA!!!!! HUH? SSJ: I can power up and turn SSJD. Super Saiya-jin Dog! Trunks: CRAP!! DAD! TURN SSJ NOWWWW!!!!!! Vegeta: Here we go! Trunks: Time to fight! Let's take this outside! SSJ: You got it! (outside.........) Trunks: Shall I call Goku and the gang? Vegeta: Yeah, I'll go. You battle the dog. Trunks: Uh, OK! OK DOGGIE! LET'S GET DOWN! (meanwhile, Vegeta is running to the phone) Master Roshi: Hello, Master Roshi speaking. How may I be of service? Vegeta: GET GOKU AND THE GANG OVER TO CAPSULE CORP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! Master Roshi: OK, hey guys! Get over to Capsule Corp! They're under attack! Goku: You got it! C'mon guys! (meanwhile, Trunks is getting beaten up by SSJ (or should I say SSJD?) ) Trunks: Hurry up guys! Things don't look good....... SSJ: What's wrong? You seem fatigued. Trunks: Can we stop and take a breather? SSJ: Ha ha ha! I've not even broken a sweat yet! No way! Trunks: Vegeta: Sorry I left son! Here's a senszu bean! Trunks: Thanks dad! SSJ: What was that you just ate? Vegeta and Trunks: Why should we tell you? (at this point, Goku, Gohan and everybody else comes along) Goku: Hey guys! Where's the attacker? YOU CAN'T HANDLE A LIL PUUPY?! HA HA HA HA! SSJ: Little? I'll show you little! KA ME HA ME HA!!!!!! Goku, Gohan and Krillin: HEY! THAT'S OUR ATTACK! GET YER OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SSJ: No, make me! I'm not gonna stop using this attack! You'd better get another attack! Gohan: No prob....... errr, where am I gonna get another attack? Krillin: Why don't you use the one that begins with 'm'? Gohan: Oh yeah, MASENKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SSJ: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! THAT'S NOT GONNA STOP ME! Goku: OK, you've asked for it! YO TRUNKS, VEGETA! COME OVER HERE AND WE CAN ALL ATTACK TOGETHER! THERE'S NO WAY THAT HE CAN BEAT THREE SUPER SAIYANS! Vegeta: Yeah, good point. Come on son! Let's go kick some puppy dog tail! Trunks: Right behind ya! Goku: I'll show you a real Kamehameha! KA ME HA ME HA!!!!!!!!!!!! Vegeta: I'll show you! ::fires ki beam:: Gohan: MASENKO!!!!!! Krillin: DESTRUCTO DISK!!!!!!!!!!! Tien: SOLAR FLARE!!!!!!! Chaoszu: Here comes the clown guy! ::fires ki beam:: Yamcha: Errr, damn. I'm so weak! Aww well, SSJ: Crap, this is gonna hurt! Everybody: WE DID IT!!!!!! WAHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! King Yemah: Awww, what a cute lil doggie! Coochi coochie coo! SSJ: King Yemah: Ya know, not all dogs go to heaven Buh bye! Don't forget to write! Well, looks like the Z-Fighers have done it again. They've won the battle against evil. It just goes to show ya what ya can do with a little bit of training (little? Stupid script writer..... a LOT of training!) Anyway, I think Trunks should lay off the pets for a lil while, don't you? |
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