Jerry Lawler - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 395 pounds, he holds the XAWF Intercontinal Title title belt, Snake!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Snake comes to the ring. ]

Jerry Lawler - and his opponent, weighing in at 253 pounds,, Crazy Ed!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Crazy Ed walks to the ring. Mills Lane is the referee for this contest. Snake grabs Crazy Ed's arm and strkes his elbow. Crazy Ed checks out the ring. (the bell rings) Snake connects with a low blow. Crazy Ed goes down. Crazy Ed is up again. Crazy Ed delivers a kick to the head of Snake. Crazy Ed stomps Snake. Snake is back on his feet. Snake piledrives Crazy Ed into the mat. Oh no its the most painful move in the XAWF the SNAKE BITE! Mills Lane asks Crazy Ed if he quits. ... Crazy Ed trys to escape. ... Crazy Ed escapes. ]

Jim Ross - Snake was so close!!

[Snake stomps Crazy Ed. Crazy Ed moves back to his feet. Crazy Ed forearm smashes Snake. Snake takes Crazy Ed down with a knee. Snake rolls onto Crazy Ed connecting with a knee. Snake fist drops Crazy Ed on the mat. Now Snake standing. Snake goes for a pin. Referee Mills Lane makes the count. ...1 ...2 Crazy Ed escapes. ]

Jim Ross - Snake should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Crazy Ed gets up. Crazy Ed trys for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but is not strong enough to lift Snake.]

Jerry Lawler - Blood is all over the ring.

[Crazy Ed goes for a Gut-Wrench Power Bomb but Snake dodges the attack. Crazy Ed and Snake go to the floor Mills Lane starts the count (.1) ]

Jim Ross - Snake could use some help about now.

[(..2) Crazy Ed shoulder tackles Snake. Snake gets up. (...3) Snake shoulder tackles Crazy Ed. Snake stands up. (....4) Crazy Ed tackles and begins punching Snake. (.....5) Crazy Ed and Snake move back into the ring. Crazy Ed grabs Snake and applies an arm wrench. Crazy Ed measures Snake up and drops a closed fist. ]

Jerry Lawler - Crazy Ed executes a Fist drop.

[Crazy Ed gets up. Crazy Ed knees Snake and rolls back to his feet. Crazy Ed covers Snake. Referee Mills Lane makes the count. ...1 Snake escapes. Snake moves back to his feet. Crazy Ed flips Snake to the mat. ]

Jim Ross - Crazy Ed executes a Omote Gyaku.

[Snake gets up. Crazy Ed delivers a short-arm clothesline to Snake. Crazy Ed stomps Snake. Crazy Ed rolls onto Snake connecting with a knee. Snake gets back to his feet. Crazy Ed trys for a Body Slam but is not strong enough to lift Snake.Crazy Ed connects with a low blow. Snake goes down. Snake stands up. Snake punches Crazy Ed in the head. Crazy Ed slaps Snake in the face. Crazy Ed is back on his feet. Crazy Ed trys for a Back Breaker but is not strong enough to lift Snake.Crazy Ed trys for a Reverse DDT but Snake avoids it. Crazy Ed kicks Snake in the stomach. Snake tackles Crazy Ed and pummels his head. Snake drives a forearm into the head of Crazy Ed. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Crazy Ed takes Snake down. Crazy Ed and Snake go to the floor Mills Lane starts the count (.1) Crazy Ed falls head first into Snake. (..2) Crazy Ed grabs Snake and applies an arm wrench. Crazy Ed chants start. Crazy Ed measures Snake up and drops a closed fist. Crazy Ed climbs to his feet. Crazy Ed and Snake move back into the ring. Crazy Ed rolls onto Snake connecting with a knee. Crazy Ed trys for a Standing Piledriver but is unable to lift Snake.oh no Snake Bite. Referee Mills Lane checks Crazy Ed He is out Mills Lane calls for the bell]

Jerry Lawler - Snake has won the match!

Jerry Lawler - The winner of this match, Snake!!!