You know you went to SEA* if...
-you have an unnatural hatred of the color gray
-A Tale of Two Cities holds a different meaning for you
-you have been part of a crusade for the right to wear colored socks
-you've seen the firght/stairwell scene from "Quo Vadis" more than 30 times and actually enjoyed it
-you remember "Let's Wrap!"
-you HATE Cleaopatra, and Billy Zane makes you sick
-you remember the strechy Gumby and the Koosh Cookie Monster
-the phrase "I want Big Buffalo!" doesn¹t sound odd to you
-the name "The Masked Assassin" strikes absolutely no fear into your heart
-you remember The Swirly
-you know the relationship between Kobe Bryant, Ginuwine, and that Carl guy...
-you know the sign language alphabet and/or Jibberish
-you have visited CNN.com more than 20 times
-you remember Mrs. Magdick, the Poodles and the Woodies, and the infamous Christmas decorations orgy
-you NEVER sit at the back of the bus, especially going to/coming back from basketball games
-you know the entire "Gee, Mister Treble Clef" song
-someone has ever told you repeatedly to get on your horses when there were no horses
-you've eaten Kix out of a varsity bowl
-you know all about Charlie's soap box
-you know all about Calvary Camp, even if you've never been there
-you know that L is for the way you look at me, O is forthe only one I see, V is very very extraordinary, E is even more than anyone that you adore...
-you have exceptionally stron arm muscles from carrying 3 text boox, 3 notebooks, 3 binders, an assignment book and probably a workbook or two ALL DAY LONG
-you have an exceptionally strong stomach due to the immunity to anything, including toxic waste, which you developed by eating whatever was in those lunches
-you have been called a Junior Usher... more than once
-you were forced to sit silently in the school library for every library class for three weeks because someone moved a cart three feet to the left
-you know never to insult BSB in front of Vanessa or Meng-lun
-you KNOW you're a prep and there's nothing you can do about it
-you have escaped a Tiffany locker room attack
-you know all about the smell of sewage, and you never complain about the smell in locker rooms because you know it could always be worse
-the words "¡Ay, Guillermo!", "¡Ay, Pablo!", "¡Ay, Filipe!", "¡Ay, Lisa!", "¡Ay, Elegante!", etc. are forever ringing in your ears
-you get Barillete cravings every Friday
-you remember the Flamenco dancer who tucked in TC's shirt for him
-you're really sick of the phrase "It was kinda implied"
-you remember Ms. Craig's (really cool) balloon pants, Mr. S's yellow shirt and pink plaid tie, and Mrs. Hunter's entire wardrobe
-you remember Mr. Albright, his flaming shoes, and that "Albright, all night" song :-p
-you've seen more than 3 cockroaches in a hotel in less than two days
-one of your teachers had a passion for Big and Cheesies, Prince, and Hugh Grant; has threatened to quit about 200,000,000 times; occasionally mentioned Frau Harbist and You cannot love a THING; runs up walls; does the noodledance/wagon wheel; wrote his dissertation on erotic poetry; wore a skirt in school; discussed the most beneficial methods of suicide with certain students (joking); and kept a pot of very dead flowers for over a year, watering them with left over cold coffee, refusing to throw them out and claiming that all they needed was a little love
-you know the Devil on a Tack song!!!
-there was a time when the phrase "Well, John Wayne says..." came up veeeery frequently
-you were really really really really really really really desperate to get out, but you miss it. you know you do.
*specifically class of 2000, b/c we're just cooler than the rest of you |