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"Kill the people who slice too much bologna!" -Lara "GNARLY BUTT." -Vanessa "I'm like the porridge- too hot, too cold, just right!" -Mark "After a period of time, the dead people will grow a bean." -Lara/Alexis "Ooh, can we go down this hallway? Please? I wanna give that guy a mean look!" -Cara "Do I look like a walking talking cookie to you?" -Annie "Oh, come on. How smarmy do you have to be to ban ELVIS??!" -Lara "Xando. Xando. I can't believe we were calling it Xando that whole time!" -Loni "The bush! It... it... it probed me!" -Mark "And jam? Was there jam?" -Lara "Love of my life." -Ruth "Oh, God, not another one!" -Susan... to Ruth "Moses ate Aaron's hair?" -Lara "HELLOOOOOOO, KITTY!" -Vanessa (and various other people...) "Methinks tis a fish." -Lara "Nobody's a virgin- life screws us all." -Ruth "ROOOOO!!!" -Laura "Yeah, well, you live in denial. And I don't mean the river." -V "Oh, yeah, ok, so Grandpa, there's this guy..." -Ruth "I have to eat the banana! Let me eat my damn banana!" -Ruth "Keep the banana away from me. I'll break your banana!" -Mark "You put any more banana on me, woman, and I'll shove that fruit right up your ass!" -Mark "PAC-PORN!!!" -Ben "Another day, another dollar. Except I don't get paid. I'll have to settle for not being lynched." -Ben "How do you say 'weed' in Latin?" -Dan "DON'T ERASE THE BUNNY!!!" -Lara "Let's poke Susan for good luck." -Gentry "...and was stuck in a cave with a beautiful woman who forced him to make strawberry preserves." -Ezra "Oh no! Shoulders! Shoulders are so blatantly sexual!" -Lara "I am with [name withheld]. He just doesn't know it yet!" -Ruth "We got lost. In Pennington. Do you realize how difficult that is?" -Loni "YOU SMOKE POT!" -Molly "Well, _____ is sexier, but _____ smells nice." -Ruth [names withheld] "That was his girlfriend!!!" -Natalie "Step one: Make sure your sink is free of chicken water." -Lara "Ishtar!! Chicken water!! -- ooh, sorry about that." -Lara "My biggest fear? Um... big, smelly straight men." -Mark "Men are like parking spaces- all the good ones are either taken or handicapped." -Chris ["handicapped' could mean gay or straight, depending on your preference.] "Silence, lamb!" -Mark |
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