"Sell crazy somewhere else. We¹re all stocked up here." -Jack Nicholson, 'As Good As It Gets'
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete
strangers to kill again." -Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"
"All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don¹t get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband." -Marie, 'When Harry Met Sally'
"In business or in love, a little hypocrisy is necessary to grease the wheels." -Sliders (say nothing, Cara/Annie/V/Laura)
"BRITNEY SPEARS: I think we, as a nation, deserve an explanation." -Dave Barry
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears
"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more." -Woody Allen
"People think that being famous is just about having your picture taken all the time and being rich rich rich, and you know what?... They're absolutely right." -Madonna
"Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision?" -Marilyn Monroe
"To love at all is to be vulnerable." - C. S. Lewis
"Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self." - Cyril Connolly
"Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid." - John Wayne (cara... you might want to check when you get home to make sure John Wayne doesn't have a shamrock headband or anything.)
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon
"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more." - Woody Allen
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a ... a peanut butter cup or a... english toffee. But they're gone too fast and taste... fleeting. So you end up with nothing but... broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth- shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those then... all you got left is a... is an empty box, filled with useless brown paper wrappers." - The X-Files
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. |