"Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants ... this is for you, v! :o)
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like?
It's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater
does he get wet?
or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man
Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
millenium hand and an eon hand
when they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man
Person man, person man
hit on the head with a frying pan
lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
does he feel totally worthless?
who came up with person man?
degraded man, person man
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight
triangle wins
triangle man |