You know you are from Ohio if...
1. "Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point or King's Island.
2. You measure distance in minutes.
3. Down south to you means Kentucky.
4. Your school classes were cancelled because of cold.
5. Your school classes were cancelled because of heat.
6. You've ridden a school bus for an hour each way.
7. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" all in the same day.
8. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
9. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example -Where's my coat at?
10. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
11. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-0 salad with marshmallows.
12. You carry jumper cables in your car.
13. You know what pop is.
14. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
15. Driving is better in winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
19. You know if another Ohioian is from southern, middle, or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
16. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, but sports requires six pages.
17. You think that deer season is a national holiday.
18. You know all four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction. |