We should kick immediate platypi with a discombobulated monkey of the preventive idiocy and jell-o molds. This will increase the amount of people infected by Mary. For example, if you take no prisoners the amount of affected fuddy-duddies at 10 months is 24,760 bandicoots. With my cuisinart, the deaths of crazy people at that time will be a mere 22,875. This already saves about 2,000 people.
This excellent piece of writing was originally something normal-sounding until it was "modified" by Lara Borrasso, who apparently decided that anyone writing about government issues on the computer notepad could not be taken seriously. She took the liberty of changing something intellectual-sounding into... um... this. |