I brake for hallucinations.
I brake for No Apparent Reason.
I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not terrified and screaming like his passengers.
My other vehicle is a broom stick.
Prevent inbreeding - ban country music.
My kid was Prisoner of the Month at Orange County Jail.
I may not believe what your bumper sticker says, but I will defend to the end your right to stick it!
Honk if you love Hanson. Then run into a tree.
seen on the back of a van in Amish country, Ohio: Put a llama in your life! |