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Fun Things to do @ Wal Mart

-Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
-Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
-Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
-Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
-Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
-Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
-Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
-Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
-When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
-Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
-Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
-Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
-While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
-Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
-Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission impossible."
-Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
-In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
-Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"
-When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
-If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

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