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WHY XANDER IS BEST IN BUFFY
factfile
QUOTES
WHAT HE DID AFTER GRADUATION
MY FANFICS
Was it worth the price
Xanders Thoughts
sweet whispers
OTHER PEOPLES FANFICS
slayerettes plee
When angels cry
LINKS AND SISTER SITES
A new start
Death of me
babysitting
POLLS
PICTURES
ABOUT ME
children
My bedclothes are retarded
This Changing World
The Xander Claus
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| Because Xander is THE KING of one-liners!!!!! |
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"Hmmmm, things that only you and i know.... oh, when i was five and i really wanted that toy fire truck for my birthday and i didn't get it and you were all nice about it, and then a few months later the house next door caught on fire and for years i thought you did that and if you did you could tell me" Xander to Willow. "Man, Buffy. My whole life just flashed before my eyes. And i got to get me a life. "I'm seventeen. Looking at linolium makes me wanna have sex." Giles: I can't beleive you'd be fool enough to do something like this! Xander: Oh, no. I'm twice the fool it takes to do something like this. "Isn't it funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." "It is statisticlly impossible for a sixteen yearold to unplug a telephone" Xander: so he put a spell on us to make us think he was cool? (Every body nods) Xander: That is so cool! "Damnit Xander whats going on? Who died and made you Elvis?" - Cordeilia "You named your knife after a girl! How very serial killer of you ..." Xander: It's all my fault Giles: What makes you say that? Xander: I don't know. Statistical probability? Anya (to spike): I wanna give you something for your new place. Xander: That's my lamp! Anya: A gift is traditional. I read about it. Xander: That's among FRIENDS. With bitter enimies, we don't give them my lamp. Jack: I'm not afraid to die. I'm already dead. Xander: Yeah, but this is different. Being blown up isn't walking around and drinking with your buddies dead. It's little being swept up by the janitor dead and i don't think your ready for that. Jack: Are you? Xander: (smiling calmly) i like the quiet. "Just because your better than us doesn't mean you can act all superior." "Hey, someone had the bright idea of putting cheese on round bread. It's gonna be great!" - about pizza Dawn: (to Harmony who has insulted Xander) Shut up Harmony! Xander: Dawn, i can handle this. (To Harmony) Shut up Harmony. Xander: HI |
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