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FUNNIEST SIGNS IN WRESTLING

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"Lodi Stole my signs"
"20 Nuggets For 2.99"
"Hogan is so old he farts dust!"
"Nitro just ran out of fuel"
"Mean Gene is my dad"
"Scott Hall Cracks me up" (The word 'me' was crossed out.)
"Hey Tyson-BiteME!"
"Hey Mike-Did it taste like chicken?"
"CHYNA 4:69"
"Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!!"
"CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS"
"THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"
"Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps"
"Paging Mr. Ass"
"I didnt know what to write"
"Bret Hart Humps Cows"
"Sting is an evil mime"
"Hogan Has Saggy Tits"
"Attention Kmart Shoppers-- SUCK IT!!!"
"LODI STOLE MY SIGN"
"Goldberg fears competition"
"Tits=Ratings"
"Raven fears Shampoo"
"Emler Fudd says'WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing'"
"DX's newest members: Chyna's new tits!"
"Hey Saturn, where's Uranus?"
"Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling"
"Nitro Girls - Who knees 'em?"
"Sable-what's their zip code?"
"I hitch-hiked for this match?"
"Disco does the two-step"
"LOD 2000 (years old)"
"I like my Sunny side down"
"Hunter Hearst Homo"
"WHO FARTED?"
"I GOT CHYNA SYNDROME"
"Chyna Your The Man!"
"WCW sux, Bischoff swallows"
"Bitchoff sucks Hogan's ass"
"I hate security!"
"Vince sucks a fat one"
"GIVE ME HEAD"
"Big Poppa Pumps Steriods"
"I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!!!"
"DX can suck these"
"Double J is an A double S"
"Double J...Ain't he Gay?"
"Nation of Masturbation"
"I left my wife for nitro"
"I was in Chyna last night and it stunk"
"WCW = WE CAN'T WRESTLE!"
"WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!"
"Trailerpark Trash 4-Life"
"Dirty Dallas Page"
"OLD-Berg"
"Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!"
"Kimberly, Feel My Bang!"
"Nation of Integration"
"Fans fear new signs"
"Mable 5:15 (lbs.)"
"Paul Bearer collects chins"
"NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS. 3:16"
"YOUR AD HERE"
"This Space for Rent"
"Scott Hall fears Betty Ford"
"Hogan fears....EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Jerichololics Anonymous"
"Drunk 24:7"
"Vince who's your daddy?"
"Bret Hart: I've been screwed over a 1000 times"
"Give Goldberg a push"
"Sable, Got Milk?"
"Beer 3:16"
"Chyna is my long lost brother"
"I hate signs"
"El Dandy 4-life"
"Sable 24/7:69"
"I Need A Girlfriend"
"Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night"
"Double J is Double Gay"
"Sable, Sunny, and Marlena: The six best things in wrestling"
"Val uses Viagra"
"Will work for Head"
"Chyna Rape Me!"
"McMahon failed SCU"
"Hey Sable suck it!"
"We love all 26 Guerreros"
"I'm Drunk"
"Brisco Blows McMahon"
"Goldberg Fears Speeches"
"I'd rather be in Chyna"
"Venis Has No Penis"
"Chyna Has No VA-CHYNA"
"Will Wrestle For Food"
"Who Booked This Crap?"
"I slept with Francine and all I got was this lousy rash!"
"Your Paying $29.95 For This!"
"CHYNA Is My Dad"
"Steal Cable TV"
"DYSLEXIA 6:13"
"LAWLER Fears MAX MINI"
"HOGAN Wears Panties"
"We Love ERIC( held up by Bischoffs mother )"
"Hey MCMAHON...Bite Me!"
"The Cork says' know your role and plug your hole"
"Hey HHH, remember these? (Held up by a DX flasher)"
"NWO-Nash Wussed Out"
"My mom still likes Goldberg!"
"Bishoff for janitor"
"Need ratings? Call 1-800-NSMILEY"
"Fat, Drunk Chicks 4 life"
"The LWO stole my wallet"
"My dad bought a ho from the Godfather"
"The Hardy Boys are my favorite wrestlers"
"Val Venis banged my sister"
"Shamrocks head exploded"
"Austin stole my car"
"My sign sucks"
"My finishing move is firing your ass"
"WWF is Better Than Porn!"
"DEBRAS TITS = RATINGS"
"WW F'N F"
"Sexual Peanut Butter"
"Norman Smiley is Warren Moon"
"Goldba FAG.....mmmkay"
"Happy Hannukah Goldberg"
"Goldberg Ate My Balls!"
"This is Pretty Damn Good 4 Free Tickets"
"Ric Flair=Nervous Breakdown WHOOO!"
"Goldberg wash that garfedi of your head!"
"Goldberg = 2 moves"
"Pepe = R.I.P"
"Sable: 100% silicone"
"Lex Luger Looks Like A Caveman"
"Boobies Make Me Smile"
"COLD BEER"
"If Nugget joins The Corporate He'll be a Mc Nugget"
"Hey Sable I'll Gladly Suck You"
"X-pac=Piss Break"
"Debra 36:DD"
"Hogan Fears Rogaine"
"Scott Stiener-Staroids=Scrunny Little Bitch"
"The Rock's cookin stinks!
Konnan!!! Get your ass out of that wrestling ring and get back to mowing the lawn!!!

VINCE YOU SILLY BASTARD

Ralphus is the only Genetic freak in WCW

I was with Buff Bagwell's mom last night.

Val Penis

Mankind that sock reaks

Get the remote friends don't let friends wacth WCW Monday Nitro

Sable's OLD

My Sign's The Best!!

n . w. o = now we`re old

I hate 3:16 signs 3:16

Ralfus's love child ( with arrown pointing down at sign holder)

Flair uses GeritolFlair needs a Wonderbra

Goldberg fears gillberg

Debra and Ivory = cat fight of the century

Debra 6:9

THE ROCK SAYS TOO MUCH

Drunk 24:7

Socko Vs. McMahon: Fight of the Century

"Lodi, give me back my signs!"

"WCW= Worlds Crappiest Wrestling

"Who booked this crap" - Thunder, Lenny Lane v. Ernest Miller

NWO=Not Worthy Opponents

"BRISCO BROTHERS STOLE MY HUBCAPS"

"THIS SPACE FOR RENT"

"I GOT IN FOR FREE"

"HOGAN SUCKS... BISHOFF SWALLOWS"

Tyson Killed Tupac

I'd Rather Be In Chyna

"Hey sable honk honk"

"I Farted"

" Nation of Masturbation"

" Nation of Constapation"

" Chyna's my Dad"

" Owen packs fudge"

Konan is my garderner

LwO fears deportation

Jericho 3, Flair 48 (YEARS OLD!)

Chris is the real Val Venis

I was at Goldberg's Bar Mitzvah

I was at Goldberg's Briss (That's the jewish tradition where they cut
baby's dicks)

Where's Savage?

Bring back The Red Rooster!

SABLE IS MY VIAGRA

"I Got 2 words for Ya-LICK IT"

"Show Me Your Rattlesnake"

"RAW 3:16 says I Just Whooped Nitro's ASS"

"Madden Fears Informer"

"Chyna Is Ready to SUCK IT"

"X-Pac needs a Mistress"

"I got kicked out of SCU"

"Nitro Kicked Us Out" (At RAW)

"Undertaker+Kane=Two Big Stupid Bastards"

"NITRO SUCKS BOTH ONES"

"SHANE McMAHON 3:16 I just screwed MY DAD"

"Born On Date 3/16"

"Goldberg Fears Austin 3:16"

"Vince-Go Ahead Retire BITCH"

"Val Venis Stunt Double"

"Valbowski 12 1/4"

"They are MAKING me chant Goldberg"

Double j jeff jobber

MERRY CHRISTMAS GODFATHER HO...HO...HO...

Goldberg: Who Cares?

FAT FINLEY

"Hey Shamrock, can I have Ryan next?

OH MY GOD U KILLED THEY SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE U BASTARD!

Nitro=3 hours
Raw=2 stupid

Hart
Is
The
Man
Always
Not Wrestling

N.I.T.R.O.= Now I Turn Raw On

Worst Wrestling Federation

If your not down with the NWO I got 2 words for you: HEY YO!

I am Ric Flair's bastard son

"Hawk, GOT BEER???""Sable wants Head"

"I forgot my Sign"

"JERICHO FEARS CHUCKIE!"(with a huge drawing of the Rugrats character pinning
Jericho with his foot)

Austin 3:16 "He just pissed his pants"

NotWithout the help ofOthers

I ain't taping NITRO cause' it SUCKS/I HATE signs

Va Chyna

GOLDBERG=STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN WANNA BE

KONNAN IS MY SCHOOL'S JANITOR

Hey, Rey, know wonder you wore that mask! (they spelled "no" wrong)

LWO FEARS NATION OF DEPORTATION WHICH FEAR NATION OF TRAINSTATION WHICH FEAR
NATION OF CONSTAPATION AND THEY FEAR THE NATION OF MASTURBATION

"The Rock stole my eyebrow"

Kidman comes out to Kiss's God of Thunder.

Nitro=Nothing interesting Turn Raw On

DEBRA 36:DD

N+W+O-6= dx

I HATE3:16 signs 3'16

"Mark Henry--402 lbs. Homosexual Chocolate"

"Mankind puts my ass in the seat"

"DRINK THIS GANGREL...... WITH A PICTURE OF CALVIN PISSING"

"I'M TAPING RAW (WHILE AT NITRO)"

"Konnan won the Taco Bell Employer of the Month...Again"

"Tiger Ali 7:11"

"Saturn is close to Uranus"

"nWo=nude with outsiders"

''I left socko in the washer"

"My sign is blocking the guy behind me"

"SABLE 4:69"

"Will job for food"

"Kane is my dentist"

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