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Hulk Hogan: I know what you're thinking... Lex Luger: I'm not an athlete... Roddy Piper: ....you're right. Eric Bischoff: I'm 5 foot 9, 98 pounds... Konnan: I won Taco Bell's Employee of the Month, 3 years in a row... Hulk Hogan: I was a National champion at making horrible movies... Roddy Piper: My jersey was retired at the old folks' home... Lex Luger: When you step through these ropes bad angles do happen... Rick Rude: Cashed over 200 insurance checks... Hulk Hogan: Suffered a dozen heart attacks... Roddy Piper: Damn near broke my false hip... Dusty Rhodes: A blown out light bulb in my fridge... Larry Zbyszko: I fell and I couldn't get up... Lex Luger: This is who I am... Eric Bischoff: This is what I do ::kisses Hogan's butt:: Roddy Piper: I'm not an athlete? The Disciple: This isn't my real face.... Hulk Hogan: Try using my Ben-Gay |
Roddy Piper: I've been thinking. Hulk Hogan: I'm not a wrestler. Curt Hennig: Me neither. British Bulldog: I used to live in a dog pound. Macho Man: I had hair, three years in a row. Hulk Hogan: I should've retired, many years ago. Jim Neidhart: I was the Ultimate farting champion. Roddy Piper: When you kiss my ass, bad things do happen. Jake Roberts: Had over 2 billion vodka's. Jim Neidhart: Suffered a million fart attacks. Eric Bischoff: Damn near broke a fingernail. Jim Neidhart: I farted and Bischoff blew away. Eric Bischoff: But I still didn't cry. Hulk Hogan: I'm not really an athlete. Bobby Heenan: This is for real. Jim Duggan: I can't lace my boots. |
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