"One day a horny guy got tired of jacking off all the time so he started thinking, "Hmm.. I got to have a woman." He looks all over his house for money, but all he finds is two bucks. So he goes to the local whore house and says to a lady at a desk, "I need a woman", and the lady responded with, "How much money do you have?" He threw down the two dollars and she laughed at him and said, "You can't buy sex with a woman for two dollars!" The guy felt horrible and almost started to cry, but a woman at another desk says, "Wait, for two dollars, I will let you fuck this chicken here!" The guy immediately says, "No way, I ain't fucking no chicken!" and the runs back home. When he gets home, all he can think about is that chicken. He started to want the chicken more than a woman. So the next day he goes back to the whore house, drops the money on the desk and says, "Give me the chicken." So the lady gives him the chicken and tells him to go into the first room down the hall and to be back in an hour. So he goes into the room with a giant window on one side and starts fucking the chicken. He fucks the chicken fifteen times and he does it so hard that he almost kills the chicken. He brings the nearly dead chicken back to the woman at the desk and leaves. When he gets home, all he can think about is how great that chicken was, and how badly he wanted to fuck another chicken, so he borrows $5 from a friend and goes back to the whore house and says, "Give me the chicken, I need another chicken", and the lady says, "You almost killed my other chicken, I won't let you harm another one." So he pleads, "Can't you give me something like a cat or a goat or something?" The lady says, "Hmm.. I guess I could let you watch two women finger each other." The guy stops and thinks about and decides that wouldn't be to bad and he gives her the money. She tells him to goto the second door down the hall next to the room he was in yesterday. He goes to the room and looks at many rows of chairs in front of a giant window looking into a little room. He takes his chair along with several other guys. The lights dim and two completely nude girls walk into the little room and start fingering each other. The guy says to the person sitting next to him, "Man this is great, huh." And the person responds with, "Sure is. You should have been here yesterday when a guy fucked a chicken."
My AOL AIM Conversation with Mick Foley:
Me: Hello Mick!
ILikeTrees36: What?
Me: It's OK, I found your name on the internet. I just wanted to say it's an honor to speak to you.
ILikeTrees36: My name isn't Mick..
Me: I know...it's like Michael or something.
ILikeTrees36: No.it's Steve.
Me: Oh...OK Steve. What was it like working with Triple H and the Rock?
ILikeTrees36: Who? What the hell?
Me: Sorry...John-Paul and Dwayne.
ILikeTrees36: don't know them.
Me: Alright. Hey are you going to be at RAW tonight?
ILikeTrees36: Wasn't planning on it.
Me: Oh. Can you send me a Mr. Socko sock autographed?
ILikeTrees36: Look, I don't know who you are or what sort of prank you're trying to pull, but PLEASE leave me alone!!!
Me: OK, I gotta go anyway. But before I go, tell me what Vince is like
So.....all in all I learned today that Mick Foley is nothing but a fat prick who goes around a warns people on aim.
Bye, and remember to come back because this site is always being updated!!!!!
If you have any good/nasty jokes feel free to email them to me wwflover2001@hotmail.com
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Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the
month when
all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his
life in his
hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as
a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
significant
other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.
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There were two farmers on a farm. One farmer
was sitting in the kitchen when the other one came in from the barn with a glass of white liquid. He was so excited because he had just milked a cow.
Then he took a big drink from the glass. The
other farmer just stared at him and said, 'We
don't have a cow, we have a bull.'
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A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to
take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake
and can't find it. He yells up to his wife,
'Where's the rake?'
She replies by nodding her arms like she can't
hear. So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions. She replies by
pointing to her eye , grabbing her left breast, slaps her ass, then rubs her crotch.
He runs upstairs and says, 'What?'
She says, 'eye, left tit, behind, the bush.'
More to come!!!
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