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Yo Mama Jokes
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| YO MAMA JOKES Yo mama is so fat, when she was a kid she could only play seek. Yo mama is so old she got a kickstand. Yo mama's house is so small, she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama's so old she only has two teeth, and they're both in her pocket! Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a paramedic was two doctors. Yo mama's old, she has an autographed version of the Bible. Yo mama's so fat it took five UFOs to abduct her. Yo mama is so fat she has to wear Levi 1002s. Yo mama is so fat, when she dances the band skips. Yo mama's so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to change the channel on a TV dinner. Yo mama's so old, she reminisces when she reads the bible. Yo mama is so fat, elephants throw peanuts at her. Yo mama's so ugly, when she's on he beach the tide won't come in! Yo mama's so fat, she gets a hang over just from sitting in a bar stool. Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. Yo mama is so stupid, her parents had to hire a tutor to teach her how to scribble. Yo mama's glasses so thick she can see through time. Yo mama's so skinny, her pajamas have only one stripe. Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed half the show. Yo mama's so fat her nickname is, "Damn!" Yo mama is so fat that she uses a washing machine to make her self a shake. Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driver's license. Yo mama is so stupid, she sat at a stop sign for half an hour waiting for it to turn green. Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to Seaworld, the whales throw fish to her. |
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