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Yo Mama Jokes
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| YO MAMA JOKES Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it doesn't look back. Yo mama's so fat, when you hung her picture on the wall, the whole wall fell down. Yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama's teeth are so big it looks her father was Mr. Ed. Yo mama's so stupid, she opened a box of Cheerios and thought they were doughnut seeds. Yo mama so cockeyed she watches the tennis matches without moving her head. Yo mama is so fat, she broke the Arch Deluxe. [Ed. Note: It took three people to come up with this joke? It doesn't even make sense!] Yo mama's so fat, she showers in a carwash. Yo mama so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds. Yo mama so dumb she tried to shoot an arrow through the air and missed. Yo mama so fat I took her out to eat and the waiter asked me if I wanted an estimate. Yo mama's so poor, when as I walked out of her apartment the rat tripped me and the roach stole my wallet. Yo mama's so stupid, when the power went out in the shopping mall, she was stuck on the escalator for 3 hours! Yo mama's fat that when god said, "Let there be light", he was just telling yo mama to get outta the sun's way! Yo mama so fat Richard Simmons won't deal her a meal. Yo mama's clothes are so ugly, the only thing uglier is yo mama! Yo mama is so ugly a train took a dirt road to avoid her. Yo mama's so dumb, she took a glass to an Ice-T concert. Yo mama is so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of day light. Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks the last supper's when the food stamps run out. Yo mama is so fat she when she fell down she broke the law. Yo mama's so stupid, I told her the government's quotas for minorities and she said, "What's the big deal about 25 cents?" Yo mama's so fat, she went outside wearing a coke-cola t-shirt, and a kid tried to put coins in her ear and press her belly button. Yo mama's so hairy, she needs to use a Garden Weasel to trim her back hair. Yo mama is so fat, Bill Gates can't pay for her lyposuction. |
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