YO MAMA JOKS
Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with a sweater on.
Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry.
Yo mama is so fat, someone threw a rock at her back and hit her in the
stomach!
Yo mama is so fat, when yo family asks for Kool-Aid, she runs through
the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, if the world ever blew out, we could use yo mama as a
spare.
Yo mama so dumb she runs around the bed at night to catch some sleep.
Yo mama is so fat, hurricane Fran was just you mama blowing her nose.
Yo mama's so fat, she installed chairs in the refrigerator.
Yo mama is so ugly she made pigs grow wings and fly away.
Yo mama's so ugly, her parents fed her with a sling-shot.
Yo mama's head is so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby her mom had to get drunk to feed
her.
Yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a check up.
Yo mama so stupid she went into an antique store and asked, "What's
new?"
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put a foodstamp in a soda machine.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sailor Moon(tm) was about flashers in
the Navy.
Yo mama is so bald, when she jumped in the shower she got brainwashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the periodic table was a kind of
buffet.
Yo mama is so fat, the time she sees 90210 it's on a scale.
Yo mama's back is so hairy, she has to clean it with "Love My Carpet"!
Yo mama's so fat, when yo family brings home groceries they need to hire
a rodeo clown to distract her.
Yo mama's so stupid she brought a doughnut back because it had a hole in
it.
Yo mama's teeth are so green the grass envies her.
Yo mama so stupid, she came to the Yo Mama Jokes page and laughed.
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