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Yo Mama Jokes
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| YO MAMA JOKES Yo mama is so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares. Yo mama is so poor when I asked her where the bathroom was, she said 2 buckets to the right. Yo mama's so fat, she was out walking and the cops made her put on a "Caution Wide Turn" sign. Yo mama is so short she can do backflips under her bed. Yo mama's so stupid, she asked the operator to look up the number for 911. Yo Mama is so stupid that she has to go to the next room to change her mind. Yo mama is so corny her feet are jealous. Yo mama's so ugly, she has to tie a sausage around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Yo mama's so fat when she swims everybody sings Free Willy. Yo mama's so dumb she eats Jello with chopsticks. Yo mama's so poor she chased down the garbage truck with her shopping list. Yo moma so fat that when she won a fat beauty contest they sang: "There she is... North America" Yo mama so skinny, she hula-hoops with a Cheerio. Yo mama is so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet. Yo mama's so stupid when she went to an "over eighteen only" club she brought seventeen friends. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo mama's so stupid she couldn't read a book on tape. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says "Expired" on it. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a bus and asked for a transfer. Yo mama's so old, she was the waitress at the last supper. Yo mama's so fat she broke the family tree. Yo mama's breath is so bad the Department of Defense bottles it for wartime. Yo mama's hair is so greasy she's the main supplier for Jiffy Lube. Yo mama is so dirty she puts toe jam on her bread. Yo mama is so fat, she's the same height standing up or lying down. |
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