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Yo mama's smile is like a flower... a cauliflower.
Yo mama is so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 lbs.
Yo mama's neighborhood is so poor when I visited her the rainbow was in
black and white.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a Jehovas Witness was someone who
testified in court.
Yo mama's so stupid she keep getting hit by parked cars.
Yo mama so cross-eyed, she tried to pick up a dime and got two nickles.
Yo mama's so dumb she invented screen doors for submarines.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on the rainbow Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so ugly, a freight train took a dirt road to avoid her.
Yo mama's so poor I went in to the front gate of your house and I
tripped out the back gate.
Yo mama's eyes are like pools... cesspools.
Yo mama is so stupid she go stuck on a broken escalator for three hours.
Yo mama so fat when she died they have to widen the gates of heaven!
Yo mama so stupid, you were born at Pizza Hut because she wanted a "free
delivery."
Yo moma's so fat she needs to buy group insurance.
Yo mama is so stupid she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.
Yo mama so dumb, she can't make ice without the recipe.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes swimming the tide comes in.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty
minutes because the label said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to put in speed bumps at the buffet
resturant!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what's on the
other side.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see
people waving.




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