YO MAMA JOKES
Yo moma is like a taxi, the more you pay her, the further she will go.
Yo mama's head is so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks the last supper's when the food stamps
run out.
Yo mama is so poor when I asked her where the bathroom was, she said 2
buckets to the right.
Yo mama's so fat, when yo family brings home groceries they need to hire
a rodeo clown to distract her.
Yo mama is so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Yo mama's so ugly they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born.
Yo mama was so stupid she thought that the Salvation Army won the war.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls down she rocks herself to sleep trying to
get up.
Yo mama is so old, she wears a Jesus starter jacket.
Yo mama is so cross-eyed, she can sit on the front porch and watch the
kids playing in the back yard.
Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so fat, she went into a furniture store and they sold her as a
water bed.
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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