YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed at a shootout.
Yo mama so old she used to babysit Jesus.
Yo mama so stupid she went to a resturaunt, looked at the menu and said,
"Ok!"
Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama was so stupid she thought that the Salvation Army won the war.
Yo mama so smelly she made Right Guard turn left!
Yo mama so stupid when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a
bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, when she jumps in the air she get's stuck.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the $.99 store.
Yo mama's so fat we're in her right now!
Yo mama stink so bad, she used Sure and it got confused.
Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot stopped and took a picture of her.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a Malcom X T-shirt helicopters try to
land on her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walked in to Taco Bell everybody ran for the
border!
Yo mama so fat, she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her
back into the ocean!
Yo mama's so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game!
Yo mama is so old she's in God's year book.
Yo mama's like a stop sign, I see her at every corner!
Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions.
Yo mama so old, when she was in school they didn't teach history!
Yo mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat, the police dog's stopped her at the airport for having
10 lbs of crack.
Yo mama so smell so bad, when she used Secret it told!
Yo mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everybody!
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
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