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| Pick Up Lines You know I would like to jump on top of you right but there is one problem.I don't know how to jump. I must be a chicken because I crossed the road to see you! KATE Is it hot in here or is it just you? Would you be offended if I told you your hair smelled good? No ok then would you be offended if I told you I was a midget!!! Do you have a quarter? Because my mother told me to call her when I fell in love. you have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend to say this: if i said i love you........can i keep you? so..... do you want to do it now or later GUY: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter! Guy: Do I have to buy you a drink, or do you just want to keep the money? Guy: Can we go back to my place and have sex, or do I have to pretend that I like you first? Guy: Whose yo daddy? Guy: I can smell your ovaries! For guys to say to girls only! " Hey baby, you have got 206 bones in your body, you wanna make it 207 ? " OOOOH-WEEEEE girl you look good...But you would look a lot better on top of me.... Ron M:Do you wash your pants with windex? W:No,Why? M:Because I can see my self in them. Some of the best places to pick up chicks is the funeral parlor. Try these... To the widow..."So, I guess you're not busy tonight". To a female..."How would you like to see two stiffs in one day?" Rich These ones work pretty goood!!!! Walk up to a girl and check her tag and say "ohh i just wanted to know if you were made in heavan?" "if you were a tear in my eye i wouldn't cry in fear of losing you" have a girl hold eleven roses in the mirror and say "those are the 12 most beautiful things in the world" I lost my number.. can I have yours? (At punch line) Guy: Look! (girl looks down) guy: you made my ice cubes melt! Girl,you all that and a bucket of chicken...thighs AND breasts!!! guy:Excuse me but you must be tired. girl: why? guy: because you've been running through my mind all day (woman)-My throat hurts (man)-Well i heard in Africa when they their throats hurt they suck on the end of an elephants trunk(pull your pockets inside out)wanna see if it works in America Walk up to a buck toothed girl, say: girl u look like a wood chuck so come chuck my wood! Brandon Baudier girl you must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you. If I died without you ever in my arms or presence, I would be a broken woman. I believe in reincarnation, so when I came back, I would want to be your tear. Born in your eye, live in your cheek, and die on your lips. if your left leg was Easter and your right leg was X-mas, could i spend time betweent the holidays? I aint milk but i'll make your body good. Boy to girl in a bar: What a coincidence! Your hair and my pillow are the perfect color-combination. |
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