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| Funny Songs COMET, BO-BO'S AND SLINKIES Comet, it makes your teeth turn green, Comet, it tatses like Listerine, Comet, it'll make you vomit, So come buy comet and vomit today. Bo-bo's, they make your feet feel fine, Bo-bo's, they cost a nickle and a dime, Bo-bo's, they are for Hobos, So come buy Bo-bo's and be a Hobo today. Slinky, it is the color of the sun, Slinky, it's made for fun, fun, fun, Slinky, it's really kinky, So come buy Slinky and be kinky today. THE BABY BUMBLE BEE SONG (1st verse: sing the following while holding your hands together like you have something in them.) I caught a baby-bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I caught a baby bumble bee Ow! it stung me! (2nd verse: sing the following while clapping your palms together.) I'm smushing up the baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm smushing up the baby bumble bee Euu! It's all gooy!(look at hands) (3rd verse: sing the following while pretending to lick one of your hands then switch hands.) I'm licking up the baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm licking up the baby bumble bee Oh, I don't feel so good...(hold stomach) (4th verse: sing the following while holding stomach and pretending to barf when saying "barfing") I'm barfing up the baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm barfing up the baby bumble bee Euu, it's all over the place! (5th verse: sing the following while moving hands like you are mopping.) I'm mopping up the baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm mopping up the baby bumble bee There! All clean! TOM THE TOAD CROSSES THE ROAD Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why did you have to cross the road? Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why did you have to cross the road? You were my friend but now you're dead. A truck came by and squashed your head. Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why did you have to cross the road? TOM THE TOAD TAKES A DIP Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why did you swim in my commode? Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why did you swim in my commode? I took a crap upon your head, I flushed the toilet, now you're dead. Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why did you swim in my commode? JAKE THE SNAKE, AN ADVENTURE IN THE GRASS Oh, Jake the snake, Oh, Jake the snake, Why did you have to fight the rake? Oh, Jake the snake, Oh, Jake the snake, Why did you have to fight the rake? You were my friend but now your dead. The rake came by and crushed your head. Oh, Jake the snake, Oh, Jake the snake, Why did you have to fight the rake? JAKE THE SNAKE MEETS CROC Oh, Jake the snake, Oh, Jake the snake, Why did swim across the lake? Oh, Jake the snake, Oh, Jake the snake, Why did swim across the lake? You were my friend but now you're dead. A croc came by and crushed your head. Oh, Jake the snake, Oh, Jake the snake, Why did swim across the lake? |
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