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If you're going to kick a man while he's down you better make sure he don't get back up! - Jerry "The King" Lawler

Just when you think you have all the answers, I go ahead and change all the questions - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

Whatcha gonna do, when all of Hulkamania runs wild on you? - Hulk Hogan

Do you have two nipples for a dime? - "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels

You said I suck, who sucks now ya dumb bastard! - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

People like Sunny, we know what her only talent is and they can't show it on national TV - Triple H

What Sunny wants, Sunny gets - Sunny

How does something that looks this good, hurt so bad - "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels

Look at it, wish you had it, and eat your hearts out - "Triple H" Hunter Hearst-Helmsley

SUCK IT!!! - D-Generation X

Rest in Peace - The Undertaker

And that's the bottom line. Why? Because Stone Cold said so! - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

Not only am I the best manager but I got the best buns in the WWF - Sunny

Surrender to the power of the Ultimate Warrior - The Ultimate Warrior

Ain't I Great - "Double J" Jeff Jarrett

OHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!! - "The Macho Man" Randy Savage

(Commenting on Hogan's Theme)Yeah, that's my second favorite song, all the rest are tied - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be - Bret "Hitman" Hart

Since the first day I met him, the same things been going through his mind... Nothin' - Shawn Michaels

Do you smell what the Rock is cookin' - "The Rock" Rocky Miavia

Road Dog, I don't know how to get you down, so I geuss your ass better call somebody - Cactus Jack

To be the man, you gotta beat the man - "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair

I'll stomp a mudhole in ya, and walk ya dry - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

Let's get ready to Suck It! - "Triple H" Hunter Hearst-Helmsley

Santa never looked so good! - "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels

Oh you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody - "Roaddog" Jesse James

Oh you didn't know? Your ass better page somebody - "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn

Hello Ladies - Val Venis

Know your role, and shut your mouth - The Rock

Eric Bischoff, you suck pal - X-Pac

How can you trust anybody that lives by the theory you can't trust anybody? - The Undertaker

He wants what's mine, and he ain't gonna get it - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

The Heartbreak Kid lays down for absolutely nobody - Shawn Michaels

Have a nice day - Mankind

Eventually even a blind squirrel will find an acorn - Jim Cornette

Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

I'm going to stick this foot in your ass - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

Speaking of chests, let me tell you once more about the bikini contest - Jerry "The King" Lawler

I'm the show stopper, the icon, the main event, "The Heatbreak Kid Shawn Michaels" - Shawn Michaels

The rock is going to lay the smack down on your ingorarant ass - The Rock

I tried to be a tough guy but I just couldn't grow my damn beard in - jason sensation (imitating owen hart)

You can polish a turd but it's still DOO DOO - "Road Dog" Jesse James

The Rock is going to end it quick Jabrone - The Rock

I am not a nugget - Owen Heart

I stand at 8" - Shawn Michaels

It wasn't beauty that killed the beast it was my Mandible Claw - Mankind

Has anyone seen my mind I think I lost it - Mankind

Don'y take this ass whooping personally son - Stone Cold Steve Austin

As far as kissing as, I never kissed Vince Mcmahons ass and I never kissed your ass and that's why i'm not working there anymore so SUCK IT! - X-Pac (this was going out to bischoff)

It's time, it's time, it's Vader time - Vader

Ohh Hell Ya" - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Give me a hell ya" - Stone Cold Steve Austin

This sunday the blood will be real" (Talking to Stone Cold) - Kane

I can stay up all night" - Shawn Michaels

Ladies if you wanna see the stars Triple H has got the rocket if you got the ride - Triple H

Pimppin' ain't easy" and "It's a great day to be a pimp" - Kama Mustafa

Chopee chopee your pee-pee" - Yamagutchi-san

A hard woman is a good find" - Shawn Michaels

The big valboski is back - Val Venis

Rest in peace - Undertaker

Yeah, let's get this straight, you're a jack off, he's a jack off, you're a jack off, supossedly she's a jack off, and I'm a jack off. We're all in an agreement. Everybody in this ring is a bunch of jack off's, right?" - Triple H

Don't Trust Anybody - Stone Cold

I will whip your ass son why because i am one tough sob - Stone Cold

I'll whoop your ass son because u aint nothing but a big peice of trash - Stone Cold

Hey Hogan, If you stop walking for one minute, Bischoff is gonna be so far up your ass, he's gonna know what you had for breakfast!!! - X-Pac

"Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls DX proudly brings to you the TAAAAAAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOORLD the Roadog Jesse James the Bad Ass Billy Gunn the NEW AGE OUTLAWS" - Roaddog Jesse James

"That's not your son... that's a son of a bitch." - Vince Mcmahon

"Enough is enough and its time for a change" - Owen Hart

Don't make me crack my boot up your ass - Faarooq

Revenge is SWEET - Steve Blackman

"Know your role before the Rock lays the smack down on your candy ass, jabrone" - The Rock

Get out of my way - Shamrock

"If you ain't down with DX you know we have to words for ya Suck It! - Billy Gunn

"You know, I've just about had it with you and your bitch." - X-pac

"Vince you know im not playin with you I got 23 more beers you know i will sit here and drink um until you get your silly a$$ out here" - Stone Cold

You make the rules and D-Generation-X will break'em - "The Heartbreak Kid"Shawn Michaels.

"If you or any of your DX Jabronies have any testicular fortitude. You'll come out here and face the Rock like a man!" - The Rock

"Vince, ya silly basterd" - Stone Cold

"HBK live and in your face" - Shawn Michaels

"For the thousands in attendance... the millions watching at home... and one fat guy in a stupid hat. Let's get ready to SUCK IT!!!" - Triple H

"In the flesh heres the people champ" - The Rock

"Rocky, at Summerslam you going to be my bitch" - Triple H

"What a rush" - Hawk

"I'll beat your ass any damn day of the week, twice on Sunday" - Stone Cold

"Bang, Bang" - Cactus Jack

"HHH, at Summerslam im going to make your monkey ass look silly" - The Rock

"I'll hit him the Stone Cold Stunner, Pin him 1-2-3, then drag his little raspy ass carcass out into the street and finish him off" - Stone Cold

"The spirit of the Undertaker lives within the soul of all mankind. The eternal flame of life that cannot be extinguised, the origin of which cannot be explained." - Undertaker

"The answer lies within the everlasting spirit, soon all mankind will witness the rebirth of the Undertaker. I will not rest in peace." - Undertaker

Who do you think you are- Vince McMahon

I can take more than your buns can handle - Val Venis

You get your ass out back here you little bitch - Sable

This body keeps them up all night long - Sable

"Remember the golden rule, do onto others, and enjoy it." - Brian Pillman

Soon I will make it know exactly why I am the Lord Of Darkness - The Undertaker

"If at first you don't succed, quit!" - Jerry Lawler

Undertaker you said I had one foot in the grave, well at Summerslam i'm gonna pull that foot out of the grave and plant it up your ass. - Stone Cold

I pulled out way early - Jerry the King

I'll chowfer all three of us down the highway to hell at 110 miles an hour - Stone Cold

I came, I saw, and I came again - Val Venis

"Shawn does the crime and I have to do the time .... again?" - Triple H

"I have a bigger ballroom than this in my mansion. And everybody knows that Hunter Hearst Helmsley has the biggest balls...in his ballroom." - Triple H

"If Chyna had a nipple for everytime someone called her the breast damn woman here, she'd be a millionaire." - Triple H

"HHH supplied the lumber & for all you ladies out there, theres plenty more wood, where that came from." - Triple H

Let's get one thing perfectly straight. You are not me. Hell, you're not even you, you idiot!! - Shawn Michaels

I'm Shawn Michaels. You can't talk to me that way! - Shawn Michaels

"Maybe, just maybe Shawn Michaels The Heartbreak Kid is gonna kick his 7 foot ass tonight in Omaha, Nebraska. Did anybody think of that? 'Cause I know I did!" - Shawn Michaels

"I once again would like to give this award to somebody who's taught me everything I know, and has had me down on the mat more times than I could possibly remember--no Sunny, not you, sit down!" - Shawn Michaels

"Easy with the headbangin', McMahon. You might throw that rug off!" - Shawn Michaels

You my friend, are not as dumb as you look--then again, nobody could be!" - Shawn Michaels

"Boy, in this cold Calgary weather, you can see your breath. But I understand that the Hart family can see their breath year round." - Shawn Michaels

"He looks like the Cowardly Lion, but when he faces The Heartbreak Kid, I'm gonna send him back toOz! - Shawn Michaels

"I am bigger than he is...in more ways than one!" - Shawn Michaels

"You know, The Rock is a lot of things but "sucks" isn't one of them!" - The Rock

"Well, The Rock now that he thinks about it, feels this way. If The Rock were the jury, nine times out of ten, he'd be a HUNG jury, if ya smell what I'm cookin'." - The Rock

"As long as the Rock still has his palatial palace down on South Beach in Miami Florida, he really couldn't give a damn whether they live in a frigadaire box, or a Kenmore box. As long as those homeless pieces of trash keep their cardboard homes off the Rock's freshly mowed grass, everything will be copastetic." - The Rock

"Shawn is NOT gay. Ask your momma if Shawn is gay." - Shawn Michaels

"Have you found the remote yet" - Val Venis

"Whether you like it, whether this piece of trash likes it whether this big fat female pig likes it the fact of the matter is this there is nothing and the Rock means nothing that could ever compare to being the people's champ" - The Rock

"He walked into the peoples cage, flexed the peoples eyebrow, dropped the double peoples elbow, and he planted some poor Jabrone with the Rockbottom" - The Rock

"That man is dumber than a box of rocks." - Stone Cold

"The old Stone Cold Steve Austin would probably tell you to take this camera and shove it up your ass, but the new Stone Cold wants you to take the film and get it developed, because this is the absolute last time you're gonna see Stone Cold Steve Austin wearing a ridiculous suit like this son of a bitch!" - Stone Cold

"If you take the letter S and put it front of Hitman you've had my opinoin of Bret hart" - Stone cold

"Paging Doctor Austin, Paging Doctor Austin" - Stone Cold

"It's the Undertaker with a Suplex on the Undertaker!" - Jerry lawler

"I know your full of shit Vince, but let's find out how full of shit you really are" - Stone Cold

"Rocky you don't suck because these people say you suck, you suck because Stone Cold said so!" - Stone Cold

"Ken Shamrock you may know a lot of submission holds, and I don't know how to get out of a damn one of them" - Mankind

"To me it's like working with the handicap, one's mental and the other's physical" - Vince McMahon

"Don't worry Vince, Mr. Socko is here to visit you!" - Mankind

"The only thing harder then Terry Funk's legs are his arteries" - Jerry Lawler

"Dustin asked me if I made my peace with God, I asked him when we had a fight" - Jerry Lawler

JR, don't use big words, when a dominutive word would do just fine" - Jerry Lawler

"Of all the things Mankinds lost, I think he misses his mind the most" - Jerry Lawler

"When life throws you a lemon, throw it at somebody" - Jerry Lawler

"Val Venis has more positions then a Kraft-matci adjustable bed" - Jerry Lawler

"Vince McMahon comes out to a standing boo-ation" - Jerry Lawler

"If experience is oil, Steve Blackman would be a quart low" - Jerry Lawler

"I asked Sable to call me, and she said if the phone ring, it's me!" - Jerry Lawler

"If my nose was full of nickels, I'd blow it all on you" - Jerry Lawler

"I'll slap you to sleep JR, if you don't be quiet" - Jerry Lawler

"I got one word for you socko" - Mankind

"I heard Kane was so ugly, his mother sat him in the corner, and fed him with a slingshot" - Jerry Lawler

"Earl Shine wouldn't paint Owen's nose for $39.95!" - Jerry Lawler

"Now what the rock plans on doin is he's gonna raise the peoples eyebrow, he's gonna drop the peoples elbow, and one of you poor shmucks is gonna hit the rock bottom!" - The Rock

"Make no mistake about it tonight is the night of the Rock!" - The Rock

"I've got balls the size of grapefruits and this Sunday you'll be spitting the seeds out of your teeth." - Vince McMahon

Nobody tells me what to do - Undertaker

"McMahon 3:16 says I just pissed my pants!" - Steve Austin

"Vince, it looks like I got ya right by those brass balls of yours!" - Steve Austin

"You had better watch your ass!" -Undertaker

"You, Me, tonight Casket Match. And brother, you will Rest In Peace." - Kane

"I can take it from here nurse" - Steve Austin

"Vince I can't here you because you have 15,000 people calling you an asshole" - Stone Cold

"Ladies and gentlmen boys and girls children of all ages stupid d-generation x sadly brings to u it wwf tag team champions of the wo... >cough cough< i can't do it cause i suck! puppy dog jesse james, dumb ass rockabilly the new age idoits!! And if ur not down with the fact that the reason my butt looks so good is that i had implants then we got 2 words for ya!!!... u suck!!" - Headbangers "If you have a problem with that I got 13 words for ya How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" - Mankind "I would rather be the people's ass than kiss yours" - The Rock "Vince the rock is not asking your candy ass he's telling your candy ass" - The Rock "If DX has come to the right place, make a little noise up in this bitch!" - X-Pac "I'll shove that nightstick so far up your ass, you'll have to move it to brush your little yellow teeth!" - Austin "There's a new sheriff in town." - Shawn Michaels "The Heart Break Kid is every women's pet, and every man's regret." - Shawn Michaels "Hit the GYM fatass" - Triple H "Big mistake Nimrod" - Triple H "The hounds of hell will find and hunt you down" - The Undertaker "Hey VinMan or maybe it should be Mr. VinMan" - Shawn Michaels "I was DX before DX was cool" - Shawn Michaels "What does everybody want" - Al Snow "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" - Godfather "I'm gonna kick the shit out of ya stun ya and put you down for the one two three your not gonna get up that damn belt is mine." - Stone Cold "You said your not a stuge how do ya feel now ya silly bastard" - Stone Cold "Since your a piece of trash I challenge you to flush your self down a commode" - Stone Cold "I'll beat the shit out of you in here and kick you square in the ass when you walk out that door" - Stone Cold "Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girls children of all ages Vincent K. Mcmahon proudly brings to you his wwf tag team champions of the worldddddd! The Roaddog esquier The Bad ass ink the new corparate outlaws." - Roaddog "And of course if your not corparite then you can dame sure suck it." - Bad Ass Billy Gunn "Shawn, I ain't askin ya to lay down for me son. I'm going to keep knockin your ass down, until you don't get back up, 1,2,3, the damn belts mine, and thats the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!" - Stone Cold "Little Debbie has to show us he tasty cakes!!" - Goldust "Dont piss me off!!!!!!!!!" - Jeff Jarrett "If you want to cross the finish line first you have to ride on this thoroghbread.......bareback." - Val Venis "If you spend the night with the big Valboski you won't be sleepless in Seattle you'll be moanin in Tacoma." - Val Venis "I just got hit in the head with a damn shovel how the hell you think I feel ya dumb bastard." - Stone Cold "What you going to do when the 24 inch pythons... that ain't it (Hulk Hogan) To be the man WOOO you got to beat the.... no that ain't it either (Ric Flair) Ohhhh Yeah..... Damn that ain it either (Randy Savage) Here it is, Here it is..I am the Best their is the best there was and...God damn it that isn't it (Bret Hart) Oh here it is, the most electrifing saying on Earth, If you Smell what the Rock is Cooking" - The Rock "Well then Shane i only have one thing left to say hahahahahaha" - Mankind Oh and Rocky that bad taste in your mouth is Deez Nuts - Triple H "McMahon 3:16 says i have the brass to fire your ass!!!!" - Vince McMahon "The Rock said it before and he'll say it again, steppin' in the ring with the rock makes your monkey-ass famous!!" - The Rock "Because the Big Valboski will be speaking softly.... and carrying a big stick." - Val Venis "Im Kinda at a lost for words, Does anyone have two words for the Corperation?" - Triple H You'd better reconize who the hell I am !- D-Lo Brown "I will sacrifice your soul to the minestery of hell" - Undertaker "There's a little bit of the blue blazer in everybody" - Owen Hart "HHH is only used to hangin' around with world champs, hes never been one" - Shawn Michaels "I'm the greatest thing goin' on god's green earth" - Shawn Michaels "HHH i've got something you can suck on!" - Shawn Michaels "Gee Rock, sugar coated testes, is that a new breakfast cereal?" - Mankind "I took Mankind to a very exclusive hotel that I know of. It's clled the Smack Down Hotel, and its on the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard, and Jabrone Drive." - The Rock "And that's why I kicked your leg in your leg." - Owen Hart "I'll walk Straight through the fires of hell, to face you Kane!" - The Undertaker "I told you that you wouldn't feel a thing , and ya didn't. So after I told all that what did you do? You kneeled down right here and pissed your pants like a baby" - Stone Cold Steve Austin "For all you really attractive women out there, that is a skank, and I realize that, I just wanted to point out the only woman in this building with the cahones to wear DX, on her breasts." - Shawn Michaels "Chyna you went on a date with Mark Henry !!" Enough said" - The Rock "The Big Valboski is llike a rubix cube. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets" - Val Venis "You come out looking like Tarzan, but you fight like Jane - The Rock "Rocky doesn't suck he swallows" - Triple H "You wanna go one on one with the great one makes your monkey ass famous?" - The Rock "My right leg is christmas and my left is new years, All the ladies can visit the big valboskie between holidays!!" - Val Venis "Here's Hoping that fat piece of trash and his jabroni reindeer know their damn roles and leave a present under the peoples tree." - The Rock "The blood of Gangrel runs through you veins." - Gangrel "Oh Edge my dear Edge you will come home." - Gangrel "Those signs are missing one letter. Mick Foley is not god. But Mick Foley is pretty damn good." - Mankind "Can I say "ass" on TV?" - Mankind "That Foley kid is showing alot of testicular fortitude tonight." - Mankind "It was the first time I ever said Suck It without a please in front of it." - Mankind "Opps! Ya dropped the ball again Shawn." - Triple H "You don't know what hard time is all about son." - Big Boss Man "Even though many of you think that the favorite past time of the oral office is swallow the leader, I did not, I repeat i did not sleep with that young intern. As a matter of fact, i was up all night" - Shawn Michaels "Chyna is not only the toughest woman in the WWF, but she is now the breast damn woman in town." - Shawn Michaels "I think we're gonna have to change our names to double D-generation X" - Hunter Hearst Helmsley "Get your ass out here now, DAD!" - Mankind "I like that roar" - Mankind "And without further a-do I introduce to you the new Heavyweight WWF Champion of the worlddd, Mankind!"--The Road dogg, Jesse James "The Rock never forgot the 'Roc>

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