Triple H-The Crock.
X-Pac-Mizark Henry.
Road Dog-B-Lo.
Billy Gunn-Gunnfather.
Jason Sensation-Owen Fart.
"Gunnfather:Pimps up, Hoes Down, WEEESSSSSSSTTTTTSSSIIIDEEEE!!!!!
The Crock:Ya know the Crock, just came from the bathroom, and, wooo
you should of smelled what the rock was cookin. I aint thinkin, you
shoulda smelled what the
Rock was Bakin.
B-Lo:The Rock was baking, brotha it was bacon!! (Goes to top rope
and shakes head)
The Crock: (Does a peoples elbow imitation) As a matter of fact, When
it comes the Crock and the ladies, and the Crock hits Rock Bottom,
The Crock has no choice but to lay the smack down on himself.
B-Lo:Do ya hear that, the brotha smacks himself down!! (Goes to
top rope and shakes his head)
Owen Fart: Well Enough is enough, and its time for a change!! So what,
nobody listens to me, nobody gives a damn what I think. And what the
hell am i doing wearing this ridiculous outfit? I look like a damn
road sign! What the hell am I? A school crossing? Ya know, I tried
to be a tough guy, but I just couldn't grow my damn beard in! And ya
know what, I AM NOT A NUGGET!! I AM A BLACK HART DAMMIT! A WINNER! A
SOLE SURVIVOR!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!! And if anyone smells what the rock is
cooking, it's me, look how big my damn nose is!! What the hell
am I? An aardvark?? WHOO!
B-Lo: What does the brotha look like, an aardvark!! (Goes to top rope
and shakes his head)
Owen Fart: WHOO!!
Mizark Henry:Hey Hey Hey Rock! I dont know what your cookin, smells
like Sh*t. But I think I'll eat some anyway. Hey Hey Hey...
The Crock:Ya know something Mark Henry...Mizark Henry, I know your
the worlds strongest man, The Crock has a helluva body himself, but
theres one thing the people wanna know, How do you get your pecks to
go all the way around to your back like that?
B-Lo: What he wants to know, is how...
All:SHUTUP!!!!!
The Crock:Look, Shuts your mouths and know your role, its real simple,
Nation, we got Two Words for you. SUCK IT!!!!!!
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