HHH grabs his gear and jumps in a limo with Stephanie. They leave the TD Waterhouse Centre
Tag Team Title Match
Edge and Christian (c) vs. Kane and The Undertaker
Christian takes the mic and says first of all, Mick Foley, for making E/C defend their titles, he just wants to say Foley has so scrapped the bowels of sucktitude. As you may know, Christian says they are from Canada, and even though they dont' celebrate the Fourth, they just want to wish us all a happy fourth, but especially two guys the really respect in the back, Kane and the Undertaker. Edge introduces a new pose called Kane, we're really sorry we smacked you in the head with a chair on Smackdown and Undertaker, your a really cool guy too and we hope this symbolizes the ending of this match. Edge puts on a Kane masks and shakes hands with Christian.
Taker goes after Edge right away and starts with right hadns in the corner. Edge gets whipped, but he gets his boot up on the charge. Edge attacks Taker with the right hands in the corner and mounts him for more. Taker tosses Edge off and goes for an elbow drop, but Edge moves. Neckbreaker by Edge for a two count. Taker gets up and knocks Edge down with a viscous clothesline for a two. Taker sets Edge up in what looks like a tombstone, but he hits a powerslam instead. Christian gets in the ring and breaks the count. Christian now the legal man and Taker knocks him down with a boot to the face and he tags in Kane who right away nails Christian with a clohtesline and a tilt-a-whirl slam. Edge comes in and gets knocked down with a clothesline. Kane goes for a chokeslam on Christian, but Edge stops it. Kane hits a double clohtesline and tags in Taker for the finish, but Kurt Angle runs in and gets Edge and Christian DQ'd by hitting Taker with his septor.
Winners: Kane and Undertaker via DQ
POST MATCH--Edge and Christian get back in the ring. Edge gets a chokeslam from Kane and Christian gets the new finish from Taker, the Last Ride (the modified powerbomb).
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Earlier Today...Clips from the XFL press conference in Orlando today. Basil DeVito let's us know players will be paid to play, but more to win.
Tom Veit the new GM of the Orlando franchise is sitting in the front row where I bet all of us would like to be sitting.
Michael Cole asks Kurt Angle what he's done. Kurt asks the Gold medals, the euro-continental title, or the KOTR. Cole says he angered the Undertaker. Kurt says he never meant to do that, he just wanted to help his buddies. If Taker's watching, Kurt wants him to know he meant nothing by it and walked away scared.
Clips from HeAT last night where Dean Malenko defended his Lightheavyweight title agaisnt Jacqueline
Malenko says last night was probably the lowest point in his career. You see, what Jacky needs to know, he don't wrestle against women, he wrestles with women. To redeem himself this evening, he wants to defend the title against anyone. Big, small, hardcore, softcore, whatever and Crash's music hits.
Lightheavyweight Title Match
Dean Malenko (c) w/hos vs. Crash Holly
Crash hits the ring and Malekno hits him right away. Malenko puts Crash in the corner and beats him down. Crash sends Malenko to the other corner and does the same. Malenko blocks a clothesline and both men go for a neckbreaker. Crash goes for a sunset flip, but Malenko sits down and gets a two. Crash rolls it over and gets a two. Powerslam from Crash for another two and Crash climbs the ropes. Crash goes for a headscissors, but Dean catches him and treis to put on the texas cloverleaf, but Crash is near the ropes. Malenko goes for a headscissors, but Crash turns it into the small package. Malenko hits a powerbomb as Crash tries for yet another headscissors and gets the win.
Winner and Still Lightheavyweight Champion: Dean Malenko via powerbomb
POST MATCH--Jacky and Ivory come down and attack Malenko.
Gerald Brisco asks Foley if he's sure he wants to make this match. Brisco says Shane's like a wounded animal an dyou know how a wounded animal is. Foley tells Brisco the match stays and Foley tells him to get a cup of coffee.
King Kurt is shown making his way to the ring. Ross and Lawler speculate on who he's going to wrestle.
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Lorlard Tobacco Company's Youth Smoking Prevention Program WWF Rewind...Kurt Angle injuring Hardcore Holly last Thursday on Smackdown.
Kurt says he just wants to say to all the NBA free agents, don't come to Orlando. Do not come to Orlando. He's not sure if it's the arena or the fans, but this place stinks. It's true, it's true. Speaking of stinks, that leads him to Hardcore Holly. Last Thursday on Smackdown, he had no intention of breaking his arm, but since he's had a few days to think about it, he's glad he did it. He disrepected Kurt and the crown. Now, to Commish Foley, he has ruled Kurt out of his number one contender spot. Foley better have a worthy opponent tonight because he will not be disrespected. An old time theme hits and out comes Steve Lombardi aka The Brooklyn Brawler!
JR said he hasn't seen the Brawler in years which is untrue. We saw him not six months ago when he wrestled The Rock on Raw
Angle asks what the heck is going on here. This is not a worthy opponent. This guy hasn't won sicne the Carter administration.
Crash hits again and Foley says Kurt has a valid point. The Brawler isn't a good enough opponent for Kurt. You see, The Brawler isn't competition at all, he is his tag team partner. Foley said Kurt probably needs a lot of help because his opponents are the Dudley Boyz
Kurt Angle and The Brooklyn Brawler vs. The Dudley Boyz
Kurt starts with D-Von and D-Von gets a kick to the gut followed by a whip and shoulder block. Undertaker is shown in back watching this match. Belly-to-belly supolex by Angle and he tags in Brawler. Brawler with a clothesline on D-Von. D-Von hits a flying forarm smash and tags in Buh-Buh. Double team shoulder block on Brawler then Buh-Buh drops a trio of elbows for a two count. Rake to the eyes by Brawler and Angle tags himself back in. Powerslam by Buh-Buh for a two. Slap to the chest by Buh-Buh and he whoips Angle, but it gets reversed. Kurt goes for a monkey flip, but Buh-Buh throws him off. Release german suplex by Angle and he tags the Brawler back in. Brawler puts Buh-Buh in the corner then whips him, but Buh-Buh gets his boot up on the charge. Buh-Buh draws Angle in then as the ref's distracted, Buh-Buh wishbones the Brawler as D-Von headbutts the South Bronx. The Dudley's allows Brawler to tag Angle, but Angle won't even accept the tag. Angle walks up the ramp with his back to the stage. Brawler tries to attack D-Von, but The Dudley's hit the 3-D for the win.
Winners: The Dudley Boyz via 3-D
POST MATCH--Buh-Buh gets a table and brings it in the ring. They set it up for the Brawler and Buh-Buh puts the Brawler through it.
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Moments ago...Kurt Angle refusing the tag.
More clips of HeAT and the six man tag.
Godfather w/hos vs. Test w/Trish Stratus
Test with a boot to the chest of Godfather followd by right hands. Godfather gets in punches of his own and backs Test into the corner. Test hits a big boot after a shoulder block in the corner. Steven Richards comes to the ring and covers up the hos. Sirens go off in the arena and he puts savs with the "no sign" on the girls. Meanwhile, Godfather hits a suplex on Test then sends him over the ropes with a backbody drop. Godfather gets in a fight with Richards and Test chokes Godfather on the ropes. Test climbs the turnbuckle and hits the flying elbow.
Winner: Test via flying elbow
Mick Foley confronts Shane and Shane says he has no idea how bad he feels. Foley says he doesn't know how he feels, he's felt worse. Foley shows Shane his arm, 37 stitches and the match continued. He asks Shane if he sees the ear he's pointing at. Of course Shane don't, it's not there and the match continued. Then he asks Shane if he's seen those Japaneese matches with explosions and barb wire. Foley says he lost both of his little guys there. Shane asks really? Foley says, no, he's just ribbing. No pun intended. Foley then looks down his pants and talks to his "little guys"
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Moments ago...Steven Richards trying to censor Godfather's ladies
Kevin Kelly interviews Steven Richards. Steven says there are ways to present yourself in public. In a thong is not presentable He realizes are country was founded on freedom, but when does that freedom go to far. He says he is here to stop that.
Steve Blackman and Al Snow have a meeting in the back and Snow says they should go their seperate ways. Blackman says great. Al says first he has a poem for him. While he's reading the poem...
Hardcore Title Match
Steve Blackman (c) vs. TAKA Michinoku and vs. Rodney and vs. Joey Abs
Blackman beats them and another jumps in. No three counts, but Blackman destroys all three
Winner and still hardcore champion: Steve Blackman
Snow finishes his poem and realizes Blackman wasnt' listening. Blackman walks away.
Live in WWF New York, Terri is on the bar with the whole 7th Fleet of the US Navy. Terri says she hopes she survives this night.
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Michael Cole interviews Rock. Rock says he will show Shane sympathy because the Rock feels sorry for Shane McMahon because the Rock knows Shane will walk out of Orlando with the Rock's boot up his ass.
WWF Title Match
Shane McMahon vs. Rock (c)
Shane tells Rock to hold on one second. You know Shane's not at 100%. His ribs are cracked and he has a hyper extended knee. Shane says he knows Rock dont' want to take advantage of that because if Shane was 100% he would walk out with the title. The whole point is, Shane and Rock should not be enemies, but allies. Think about, Rock could be WWF champion forever. Shane tells Rock to unite and they can form the strongest force the WWF has ever known. Rock walks toward Shane and slugs him
Takedown from behind by the Rock and Chris Benoit hits Rock with a chair getting the match thrown out after one move.
Winner and Still WWF Champion: Rock via DQ
POST MATCH--Benoit slaps the crossface on Rock while Shane kicks Rock in the ribs. Shane takes out all the referees who try to break it up. Shane picks up a steel chair. Benoit takes out Sgt. Slaughter then puts the crossface back on Rock. Shane uses the steel chair on Rock on his shoulder. Mick Foley comes down to make the save. He comes into the ring and Shane and Benoit leave with no physical confrontation. Shane and Mick jaw jack as Shane and Benoit leave. Close-up of the fallen champ and then Benoit, ID and that's the show
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