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Angle - Short term used by wrestlers to refer to fishermen. (Vince McMahon created a great angle in his son Shane.)

Blade - Bret Hart's son. (Blade is a huge Shawn Michaels fan.)

Booker - The man that hands out signs in the lobby of the arena at a wrestling show. (Vince just gave me a "Vince Sux" sign because he is the booker.)

Face - Front of the clock. (Fans always cheer the face at 9:00 every Monday.)

Gimmick - A redneck word used to describe anger over Mick Foley not being a singles champion in the WWF. (Gimmick the belt already you stupid yankees!)

Heat - The feeling that you get when you sit between two big fat rednecks at a wrestling show. (All this heat is fixing to make me throw up.)

Heel - The slices of bread preferred by most wrestlers. (Golga eats the heels to gain protein.)

Job - What wrestler's have to get when they are fired by the WWF. (Ahmed Johnson refused to lose to Kurrgan so now he has to do the job.)

Jobber - A person with a job. (Lethargic is not a jobber.)

Juice - To lose one's bodily functions during a wrestling match. (1. When Sid got bodyslammed by the Undertaker he juiced and filled his trunks with dirty crap. 2. Vince juiced his pants when he thought Austin was going to shoot him.)

Kayfabe - A gay wrestler. (Too Much are gonna go kayfabe and get married.)

Mark - A wrestling fan. (If you are reading this, you are a mark.)

Screwjob - Two parts Vodka, one part apple juice, one part whiskey and a lemon to taste. (Scott Hall and Jake Roberts shared a Screwjob after dinner.)

Shoot - Interviews that wrestlers give when they pretend that they are not reading the script when in reality they are and they are just making the fans look stupid. (DDP said that he was gonna shoot on the Giant and get all jacked up but it was just a bunch of crap like always.)

Smart - This word does not exist in the wrestling language. (After getting on the internet you will become a ______.")

Tweener - Any of various small metal instruments that are usually held between the thumb and forefinger and are used for plucking, holding or manipulating and consist of two legs joined at one end. (Savio Vega had to use a Tweener to get all that hair off Miguel Perez's back.)

Work - Something that wrestlers would like for the fans to think they do when in reality they are just having way too much fun and being paid way too much money to do it. (HBK and HHH will work a match together tonight.)

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