Smackdown! starts off with all of DX and the Radicals heading to the ring. HUGE A**HOLE CHANT! HHH says that there's now 17 days left until the end of Cactus Jack's career. He then books matches for that night, it's going to be Saturn and Malenko vs. Too Cool, The Outlaws vs. The Rock and Cactus
(non-title) and Benoit vs. Rakishi and a handicap match between X-Pac and HHH and Kane; and that Rock, Rakishi, Cactus and Too Cool are barred from
ringside. HHH then says that tonight is the night that DX proves that they have the Stroke in the WWF.
Head Cheese (Snow and Blackman) vs. The Godfather and D-Lo
Snow and Blackman come out together to Blackman's dance music beats intro thing. Blackman has the cheese on his head. Then out come the Pimps, D-Lo
and Godfather (who was limping) with the Hos! Damn these hoes are almost as good as the RAW ones, wearing less revealing clothing though (Stupid
Smackdown! Rating). D-Lo starts off against Show. They're exchanging shots, Snow is in control
with some slams and other boring moves. D-Lo hits the D-Lo legdrop thing after rejuvinating. He tags out to the Godfather. Godfather looks to be
going for the Ho Train but a blind tag is made to Blackman and Godfather takes a Superkick to the head. Blackman continues to kick the Godfather.
Godfather tags out and then gets his knee taken out once again. The Hos are comforting him and BB and the EMTs are out again. D-Lo is dominating
Blackman. Blackman hits a nice pump kick followed by his kick combo thing.Blackman tags in Snow why hits the Snow Plow for the win.
Winners: Head Cheese by pinfall
Kevin Kelly interviewing Saturn and Malenko and they say that Too Cool are babies compared to their veteran status and that they're going to be taught
a lesson in wrestling. Saturn says that Dancing has no place in the sport of wrestling.
Saturn and Malenko vs. Too Cool
Too Cool are dancing and Saturn and Malenko go right to work. Malenko goes after Too Hotty. Malenko's hitting some nice suplexes. Too Hotty reverses a suplex and hits a reverse suplex. Hotty tags in Sexay and Malenko gets to Saturn. Saturn makes fun of the dancing and Sexay hits him. Sexay hits a spinning heel kick. Saturn blocks a punch and hits a belly-to-belly. Saturn hits some elbows and then some knees in the corner. He tags Malenko,
Malenko hits some more snap suplexes and eventually gets Sexay in the Texas Cloverleaf and he taps.
Winners: Malenko and Saturn
Kurt Angle vs. Hardcore Holly
Angle comes out and says that both Hollys share one of the three I's, Intelligence. He says that the Hollys share a brain and that they can't think on their own. He says the only "I" that Crash ossesses is idiocy. (Huge boos, he's getting a lot of heat!) Angle says that Holly is the least intense person he's ever encountered. Hollys come out, do the normal routine. Crash starts announcing. Angle in control. Holly hits some nice dropkicks and slams. He goes for a suplex but Angle reverses and does his
reverse-fireman's carry for the win. After the match Crash attacks Angle and gets laid out. Viscera heads down to ringside but Angle flees and
points to his head signifying intelligence.
Winner: Kurt Angle by Pinfall
Chris Benoit vs. Rakishi
Benoit comes out and awaits Rakishi. Rakishi comes out to a HUGE POP! He doesn't dance or anything, but he still got an outrageously large pop!
Match starts, Benoit's chopping away but nothing seems to phase Rakishi. Rakishi does his ass into turnbuckle thing. Rakishi does a nice Samoan
drop. Benoit does a low blow followed by a German Suplex. Rakishi does his Slam into Piledriver move and brings Benoit to the ropes. Saturn and
Malenko come down and push Rakishi off the ropes and all three of them assault him. Too Cool comes down and starts gaining momentum, they eventually clear the ring and dance. Saturn and Malenko look angry on the outside.
Winner: Rakishi by DQ
Jacqueline vs. The Cat for the women's title
Jacqueline is pulverizing the Cat. I don't know why they didn't make this a themed match. Gangrel and Luna come down, Luna spits in Jackie's eyes, Cat
rolls her up, 1,2,3
Winner and 2 time Women's champ: The Cat
The New Age Outlaws vs. The Rock and Cactus Jack (non title)
Outlaws do their "Oh You didn't know" thing. Rock comes out, FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO AUSTIN! (Fans are going totally nuts!) The Rock and
Sock Connection are back together again. Rock says that Mr. A- IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY S's there are; and Mr. Road D-O- IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY
G's there are. They are going to get the most electrifying beating of their lives! Rock and Cactus are cleaning house, they're really focused on the match! HHH comes down to the announce table, lots of asshole chants. Outlaws regain control. Road Dogg hits the pumphandle slam on Cactus, Rock breaks the count. ROCKY chant is starting again. Cactus makes the tag, Rock cleans house and hits Rock Bottom on Billy Gunn. HHH pulls Cactus off the apron and starts beating on him, Road Dogg joins. Rock hits people's elbow in the ring, pins Gunn and comes out to help Cactus. Kane comes out and scares DX away.
Winners: The Rock and Cactus Jack by Pinfall
X-Pac and HHH vs. Kane (Handicap Match-
Rock, Cactus, Too Cool and Rakishi
are banned from Ringside)
X-Pac and HHH come down with Stephanie and Tori. Kane comes down with Bearer. X-Pac and HHH are starting off on Kane. Kane just keeps getting up.
Kane is mopping the floor with X-Pac, Steph distracts the ref, Tori gives Kane a low blow. X-Pac tags The Game. Loud a**hole chants again! Kane gets the chokeslam on HHH, X-Pac breaks the count, Stephanie distracts again, Tori is in the ring and Kane gives her a tombstone! HHH low blows Kane and
gives him the Pedigree for the pin. Outlaws and Radicals come out and beat on Kane, and Tori and Stephanie beat on Bearer as Smackdown goes off the
Air. After Kane is laid out in the ring, The Rock, Cactus, Too Cool and Rakishi Come out and beat on DX and the Radicals. After they're done it's a
big dance party. Rock sings Smackdown Hotel and thanks Austin, Texas for coming out. Rakishi and Too Cool dance and so does Cactus while Rock stands
on the turnbuckles around the ring.
Winners: The fans of Austin Texas and HHH/X-Pac by pinfall
Largest Pops:
The Rock
Rakishi
Kane
The Cat
Most Heat:
HHH+Steph
Radicals
Kurt Angle
X-Pac
All in all an awesome Smackdown! And the fans were very much into it!
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