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TOP TEN GROUPS/PEOPLE THAT HATE SOUTH PARK
10. Other Cartoon fans
9. Jerry Springer
8. Kennny Lovers
7. Animal rights activits
6. Human rights activits
5. Every sensorship person on every television station
4. Ricki Lake
3. Ricki Lake
2. Ricki Lake
1. F.O.X "Why South Park is Sweet"
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE WATCHED TOO MUCH SOUTH PARK
10. You think all supply teachers are lesbians
9. When you hear you've been circumsised, you look down to see if it is still there
8. At the bus stop, you look up in the sky to see if you can see MIR, just in case
7. After you take a crap, you look in the toilet and hope that one of the pieces dances around and wears a Santa hat
6. You think that is OK for an 8 year old boy to have a tea party with stuffed animals
5. You think that the tops of all Canadian's heads are not attached to the rest of their bodies
4. When you order something off TV, you hope that they will screw up and send you a starving Ethnaropian
3. You ask your mom if she is a hermaphrodite
2. You tie yourself to a tree in the middle of the forest in night and hope that a 40-foot sattalite comes out of your ass
1. You buy a dog, name it Sparky, and tell it to be gay
TOP REASONS WHY PIP IS UNPOPULAR
10. Pip is british
9. Pip has a british accent
8. Cartman's reputation depends on pip 2 be umpopular
7. Pip wears stupid british clothes
6. South Park thinks british people pleauged their contry
5. Pip is always positive
4. Pip is gay
3. Pip is a born loser
2. Pip acts so nicely, people take advantage of his @$$
1. Pip doesn't fight back
TOP 10 PEOPLE WHO WANT TO KILL KENNY
10. Super Man
9. Barney
8. Sheeva (from "Mortal Kombat")
7. Dr. Evil
6. Backstreet Boys
5. Tarzan
4. The Tick
3. Mr. Hankey
2. Stan
1. Stan's Sister
TOP 10 REASONS WHY KENNY IS SO POOR
10. Kenny bought a lifetime subscription for Crack Whore Magazine.
9. Kenny's dad paid Cartman's mom $700.00 for....you know what.
8. His mom doesn't have a job.
7. His dad's job is drinking scotch.
6. His funeral bills cost so much.
5. They have too many kids to support.
4. His parents spent too much money on their t-shirts.
3. His coat cost too much.
2. His medical bills are so high.
1. His dad is an alchololic.
TOP 10 PEOPLE MOST LIKELY TO JOIN SOUTH PARK
10. "STONE COLD" Steve Austin.
9. Mike Tyson.
8. Unabomber (to help kill kenny).
7. Bart Simpson.
6. Elmo.
5. Marlilyn Manson.
4. Pamela Anderson.
3. Bob the park ranger.
2. Austin Powers.
1. Howard Stern (was there any doubt).
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