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| Eric Cartman Eric goes by the names "Cartman" and a lot of times called "Fat kid" although he says he is not fat but "big boned". His favourite is Cheesy Poofs. His favourite phrase is "Kick Ass!" He is the outgoing one but always mixes things up and makes himself look *dumb*. He lives with his hermaphroditic mother, who tries to make him feel better by feeding him 'Chocolate Chicken Pot Pies', 'Snacky Cakes' and 'Cheezy Poofs'. Eric owns a cat called Kitty and a pig named Fluffy. Kenny McCormick Kenny is the poor kid of south park, he wears this orange parka which covers half of his face so everytime he talksm it's heard as mumbling. Dies every episode (excpet one). Kenny is very knowledgable in a lot of things... he knows all the "Dirty" stuff and shares it with his friends. Stan Marsh Stan is the normal, average member of the gang. But he definetly needs some valuim so he can talk to his girlfriend "Wendy" without blowing chunks! He is the South Park Elementary Cows star Quarterback, has a gay dog named Sparky, and an older sister named Shelly, who beats him senseless whenever he looks at her. His aging grandfather, also lives with him and continually tries to pressure Stan into killing him.Everytime Kenny dies, Stan says: "oh my god they killed Kenny!" Kyle Brofslovski Kyle is the smart one. He is Jewish, and this upsets him at Christmas. He also has a little step brother called Ike, who he likes to kick. He has a friend called Mr Hankey and a pet elephant. Every week he greets Kennys death with the phrase "You Bastards!". Chef Chef runs the cafe at the school. He is the the logical source of the answers to many of the kids questions. He is a womaniser, usually sings about sex once an episode. I think chef needs to get laid a little more often..... "by the fire..." Mr Garrison Mr Garrison is a school teacher at South Park Elementary and also a semi-psychotic.. He expresses himself through the use of a hand puppet, Mr Hat, and it is rumoured that he is gay, but says he only acts like that to get women. During his lessons he always goes off topic and He tends to mock the children when they fail in class. Wendy Testaburger Wendy is dating Stan. If she feels that someone is trying to take Stan from her she will get very aggressive. Ike Ike is Kyle's little adopted brother. He is Canadian and is an essential part of the game "Kick the Baby". Mr Hat Mr Garrison's hand puppet. He makes him do crazy things and acts as his second personality. Mr. Hat is bad tempered and shouts at the kids in class. Mrs Cartman Eric's mother. She is an hermaphrodite and is actually Eric's father. She has been with most men in the town and has appeared on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine. Mr Hankey The mythical Christmas Poo who appears at Christmas if you eat your fibre. Later in the series he begins to rival Santa in popularity. Mrs Broslofski Kyle's mother, according to Cartman she is a big fat bitch. Officer Barbrady The upholder of law and order within the town of Southpark. He is also illiterate and encourages the kids not to read because reading sucks. Pip The little English Kid at school that no one likes. Town Mayor The incompetent major of Southpark who is only interested in self promotion. Mrs Crabtree The driver of the school bus. Roseanne like character. Always has a live bird in her hair. Jimbo Jimbo is Stan's Uncle and he hosts his own TV Show called "Huntin' and Killin'". He is a Vietnam Veteran and is always seen with his friend Ned. He likes to go hunting, drunk, with automatic weapons and explosives. Ned Ned is Jimbo's war buddy. He speaks through a electrolarynx since he has cancer caused by tobacco. Jesus Jesus has his own TV show, "Jesus and Pals", on the Public Access channel. He was the star of a big pay-per-view event when he fought and beat Satan. Mr Mackey The school counseler. He says "Hmmmm Okay" after every sentence. He has at one stage, been a drug addict. Mr McCormick Kenny's father. He is out of work, poor and is an alcoholic. Mrs McCormick Kenny's Mother. Mephesto Genetic enginer who created the evil clone of Stan and also determined who was Cartman's father. Big Gay Al He owns the Big Gay Animal Sanctuary which helps gay animals find homes and feel accepted. Fluffy Cartman's pet pig. Sparky Stan's gay dog. Kitty Cartman's pet cat. Kevin Mephesto's sidekick. Also we have : Shelly Marsh - Stan's big sister who wears headgear for her teeth, and beats the crap out of Stan whenever he looks at her. Clyde - Classmate, confused to whether he is an Indian or a Pilgram. Grampa Marsh - Wishes he was dead, always carries a noose with him. Mrs. Marsh - Stans mom Mr. Marsh - Stans dad. Known as Randy who is a seismologist. He once saved south park from the volcano eruption. Mr. Broslovski - Kyle's jewish father who's name is Gerald. Starvin Marvin - An Ethernopian who the kids wanted to adopt. Terrance and Philip - Appear on thier own show. Do jokes about farts. Satan - Once tried to beat jesus in a fight, but lost. Bebe - Wendy's best friend. Scuzzlebutt - Lives in the moutains. Has Patrick Duffy for one leg, and Celery for an arm. Likes to weave wicker baskets. |
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