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WrestleMania
Sunday, March 25th, 2001
JR: "This is Jim Ross with Jerry 'The King' Lawler and Michael Cole bring you to the WFD's first Wrestlemania!"
MC: "There are thousands of screeming fans here at the Georgia Dome!"
JR: "What a night it's going to be. We always have big Pay-Per-Views when Fixxer is our champ and he's going to defend his title in the main event."
King: "That's for sure, Fixxer is quite a performer."
MC: "Well, lets move on to our first match."
(limp bizkit "break stuff" starts playin and chaser walks out and does his gun taunt as the fans cheer like crazy he runs to the ring and jumps in and gets in the corner and does his gun taunt and then he gets ready for the match)
MC: "Looks like Chaser is set, now lets see Skyflyer."
("Countierfit" by limp bizkit start to play and a picture of dark storm clouds starts to show on the Demolishion View. After a few minutes as the song gets heavier SkyFlyer comes walking out wearing a black shirt and pants that says "all will perish" on the front and on the back it says, "when the sky turns black" in red letters. He walks down the ring and gets in)
MC: "They're both ready, so lets start."
[bell rings]
JR: "Chaser comes after Skyflyer. Skyflyer with a boot to the face."
MC: "That was a nice counter."
King: "Skyflyer tries to kick Chaser, but Chaser grabs his leg. What's this? Skyflyer spins around and delivers an inziguri!"
MC: "Skyflyer is impressive tonight."
JR: "He sure is."
King: "Chaser gets up. He's rubbing the side of his face."
JR: "Skyflyer runs at him and does a baseball slide. Chaser gets knocked out of the ring."
MC: "Skyflyer runs, he does an asai moonsault to the outside on to Chaser!"
King: "Both men are down!"
MC: "You know what I'm wondering?"
JR: "What?"
MC: "If being out for so long has taking it's toll on Fixxer?
JR: "That's a very good question. I dunno, we'll just have to wait and find out."
King: "Looks like Chaser is getting up. He gets a steel chair. Now Skyflyer is getting up. Chaser smashes the chair over the back of Skyflyer!"
JR: "Now he grabs Skyflyer and sets him up for something .... HIGH SPEED CRASH on the chair! It's over!"
Dwight Smith: "one...two...three!"
[bell rings]
Lilian Garcia: "You're winner and #1 contender to the World Federation of Demolishion World title, Chaser!"
MC: "Looks like Chaser is now helping Skyflyer to his feet."
JR: "It's great to see the good friends take each other to the limit like that."
King: "Well, on to our next match for the table tag titles."
MC: "I don't really think that Kaientai can get the job done tonight."
JR: "Well's we'll have to see."
King: "Remember that WFD's 1st Wrestlemania has been brought to you by: Stacker2; the world's strongest fat burner."
MC: "And by: New Deep Cleaning Febreze; deeper is cleaner."
(limp bizkit "break stuff" starts playing as fixxer and chaser walk out and do their gun taunt as the fans cheer like crazy they run to the ring and get in the and get in opposite corners and do gun taunts)
(Kaientai's music hits. They walk to the ring waving the Japanese flag.)
[bell rings]
JR: "Taka and Fixxer start things off."
MC: "Taka dropkicks Fixxer. Fixxer gets up and meets a head scissors. Taka goes to Funaki and tags him in. The two double team Fixxer."
JR: "Kaientai off to an impressive start, Michael, you might be wrong."
MC: "Well, they seem like a joke to me."
JR: "They are remarkable atheletes and have the tag strategy down right now."
King: "Yeah, Cole, how would you like to fight them?"
MC: "Well...uh..."
King: "Funaki going for the hurricanrana, Fixxer reverses it into a powerbomb!"
JR: "Both men are down and despartely need a tag."
King: "Fixxer crawls over, and...makes the tag to Chaser! Chaser comes in just as Funaki tags out."
MC: "Chaser starts hammering away at Taka, and then whips him into the ropes. Taka comes back flying at him for a cross body block. Taka races over for the cover."
Charlie White: "one...two... two count!
MC: "A near fall there by Taka."
JR: "Taka whips Chaser into the turnbuckle. He grabs him by the head and goes for a bulldog, but Chaser throws him off."
King: "Chaser scoop slams Taka. He lifts him back up and gives him a twist of fate."
JR: "Chaser pins."
Charlie: "one...two...th- two, two.
MC: "Another near fall there. Two and a half."
King: "Chaser tosses Taka in his corner and tags in Fixxer. They stomp on him in the corner."
MC: "Funaki is calling for a tag."
JR: "Chaser grabs Taka and holds him upside down as Fixxer climbs the top. He jumps off and they do a spike piledriver!"
MC: "Taka is desimated."
King: "Fixxer goes for the cover."
Charlie: "one...two...thre-"
JR: "Funaki broke it up. I thought we had a winner there."
King: "Chaser knocks Funaki to the outside. They start fighting and the ref turns his attention to them."
MC: "Fixxer grabs Taka and puts his head between his legs. He lifts him, FIXXER BOMB!"
King: "He pins, but there's no count. He slaps his hand on the ground and the ref turns around."
Charlie: "one...two...three!"
[bell rings]
Lilian Garcia: "Your winners, and still World Federation of Demolishion tag table champions, Fixxer and Chaser!"
King: "Fixxer's lucky he didn't get on of those deaf refs today."
MC: "I heard of blind refs, but never deaf ones."
King: "Oh, yeah, there's plenty of them." (laughes)
JR: "Okay, lets get to the next match."
MC: "What's this?"
(The camera cuts to the parking lot as a limo pulls up)
JR: "Wonder who could be in it."
(The limo door opens and out step Edge and Christian)
King: "It's Edge and Christian! They're back!"
(They walk into the arena mumbling something about the ministry)
JR: "Why are they here? They certainally don't have a match tonight."
King: "Come on, JR, they can be here if they want. They probaly just want to let the fans know they are back."
(The Demolishion View shows dark storm clouds. A loud thunder crash sounds as Lightningrod and Skyflyer come out rapping their new song. The fans go nuts. They get in the ring and wait for their opponets.)
MC: "Those guys really know how to make an entrance."
("You think you know me?" hits)
JR: "That's not the ministry's music!"
(Edge and Christian come to the ring. They get in and grab mics.)
Edge: "Sorry to interupt, but we just
had
to announce our return to the WFD."
Christian: "Yeah, we know how you fans missed us so much."
(crowd boos loudly)
Edge: "Hey, hey, hey, hey! Quiet down you reakaziods! We didn't have to come here tonight you know."
JR: "Yeah, and I wish you didn't."
King: "Quiet, JR!"
Edge: "Now since we've been out of action for so long, you haven't had a 5 second pose for a long time."
Christian: "So...to make up for it, for those with the benfit of flash photography....we will to a special 15 second pose!"
JR: "Oh, aren't we luck?"
King: "Hey, any of you guys got a camera I can borrow?"
(Lightningrod taps Edge on the shoulder)
Edge: "Huh, what?"
Lightningrod: "Is this going to take long? We do have a match you know."
Edge: "Can't you hear? My bro cleary said it would be 15 seconds. Besides, this is a Pay-Per-View, there's no limit on how long this is going to be."
(Edge and Chrisitian go into their pose, but are interrupted by the Ministy's music. They slide out of the ring.)
King: "Stupid Kane and Undertaker! They ruined the special pose."
(Edge and Christian find seats at the commentators table)
MC: "It would be kinda hard for you guys to both join us for commentary since there is only one extra headset."
Edge: "You're right."
(Edge throws Michael Cole out of his seat and takes it, while Christian takes the extra headset)
Christian: "That's more like it."
(While this is going on, Kane and UT have already made their entrance and are in the ring)
[bell rings]
JR: "Skyflyer starts things off against Kane. He points to Undertaker and demands his to be taged in."
King: "Kane walks over to Undertaker and Skyflyer follows. Kane extends his hand, and all of sudden, puts it around Skyflyer's throat! He throws him into the corner and chokes him with his boot."
JR: "Kane then tags in Taker. Undertaker lifts Skyflyer and tosses him in the center of the ring. He walks over to his head and kneels down. He starts choking Skyflyer. JR: "The ref is trying to break him off. He just throws his hair back."
King: "Lightningrod comes in and dropkicks Taker, knocking him off of Skyflyer."
Edge: "That was pretty smart."
King: "Lightningrod gets back on the apron and calls for the tag."
JR: "Skyflyer holds his necks for a while and starts to make his way to Lightiningrod."
King: "Undertaker gets up and cuts him off. He grabs Skyflyer."
JR: "Skyflyer gives him a low blow!"
Christian: "ooh, brutal!"
Edge: "Yeah, but you have to do what it takes to win."
JR: "He dropkicks Undertaker. He crawls the rest of the way to Lightningrod. He reaches out and tags."
Edge: "Lightningrod runs in and gets caught in a choke hold by the Taker."
Christian: "I think he's in trouble."
King: "Lightningrod breaks free by sweeping the Undertaker. Undertaker gets up and gets planted back down with a DDT."
Christian: "I like this Lightningrod guy's style he's very resourceful."
JR: "That he is."
King: "Lightningrod hops on the turnbuckle. He waits for Taker to get up. He comes flying off with a missle dropkick!"
Edge: "Looks like he's going to pin."
Dwight: "one...two... two count!"
Edge: "See, we would never go for a pin that early. Maybe he learned something from that experience."
King: "Undertaker tags out to Kane. Kane gives Lightningrod a thrust to the throat. He falls back. Kane picks him up and gives him a scoop slam."
JR: "Kane's going for the chokeslam."
Christian: "I think this is where we get off."
JR: "Hey, where are you going?"
King: "Edge and Christian are getting chairs. They knock Undertaker off the apron. They're getting in con-chair-to to Kane!"
(Michael Cole re-adjusts his headset)
MC: "Is it safe to come back yet?"
(E&C get out of the ring and come back to the announcer's table. The throw Michael Cole back off of his seat.)
Christian: "Okay, we're back."
JR: "Yeah, and we missed you so much."
Edge: "I don't like your attitude!"
JR: "Why did you do that?"
Christian: "Isn't obvious? Who put us out of action for almost a month?"
JR: "The Ministry."
Edge: "Bingo!"
King: "Skyflyer makes a blind tag. He pins Kane."
Dwight: "one...two...th-"
JR: "Undertaker breaks it up."
Edge: "Dang menacing Undertaker! I thought we took care of him."
King: "Undertaker is tagged in. Skyflyer gives him a chin crusher. He follows up with a standing moonsault into a pin."
Dwight: "one...two... two count!"
Christian: "How is Taker always able to kick out like that?"
JR: "I honestly don't know."
King: "Skyflyer goes to the top. Undertaker meets him there. Skyflyer able to turn a tornado DDT!"
JR: "He needs to make a pin, but he can't get over."
King: "Undertaker tags out."
JR: "Hey, someone's coming out! Who is it?"
King: "It's Flames! Flames is back!"
Edge: "Hey, tonight was
our
night to return. Not his."
JR: "Two returns in one night, how amazing!"
King: "And on the most amazing of all nights, WrestleMania!"
JR: "Flames has a baseball bat in his hand. He hits Lightningrod with it! Lightningrod falls off of the apron."
King: "Looks like the rivalry is contining."
Edge: "But why does he have to copy off of us?"
Christian: "Yeah, that's totally hainus! Not only does he come back the same day, but he also does the whole 'take out the guy who put you out'' routine."
JR: "Flames is now assulting Lightningrod with that bat."
King: "Skyflyer is in trouble! He goes over to make a tag, but no one is there."
JR: "Kane delievers the TOMBSTONE piledriver. He pins."
Dwight: "one...two...three!"
[bell rings]
Lilian Garcia: "You're winners and still WFD tag team champions, Kane and The Undertaker!"
King: "That was interesting, but next is the biggest of all."
JR: "It is certainally the most talked about match."
MC: "Can I come back now."
Christian: "Okay."
Edge: "No, wait...it's almost over. We might as well stay for the last match."
(Christian pushes Cole aside)
Michael Buffer: "Now, it is time for our main event. Are you ready?
(crowd cheers)
I said, are you ready???
(crowd cheers louder)
For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home, LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(crowd goes completely nuts)
Buffer: "First making his way to the the ring..."
(Ministry music hits and the lights go off)
Buffer: "At 6 foot 10 and a quarter inches, weighing in at 328 pounds, wearing black with grey boots and grey stripes, The Undertaker!"
(crowd's cheers turn to boos. Undertaker gets in the ring and signals for the return of the lights.)
Buffer: "And is his opponet..."
("My Way" by Limp Bizkit hits. strobe lights hit the arena)
Buffer: "The reighing World Federation of Demolishion heavyweight champion of the world....Fixxer!"
(fans return to cheering. Fixxer makes his way to the ring and gets in.)
JR: "Can you feel the electricity of the crowd?"
King: "I sure can!"
JR: "Fixxer and Undertaker start things off with a test of strenght."
[bell rings]
JR: "Undertaker knees Fixxer to the mid-section."
King: "Fixxer gets whipped into the ropes. Undertaker sticks up his foot and Fixxer runs right into it."
JR: "Fixxer rolls out to catch his breath."
Edge: "He's going to need to."
JR: "Fixxer gets back in. Undertaker starts punching him. Fixxer blocks and counters with a punch of his own."
King: "Fixxer grabs Undertaker and gives him a shoulderbreaker."
JR: "Fixxer follows up with a backbreaker and a pin."
Bobby Fisher: "one...two.. two count!"
JR: "Too early for a pin."
King: "Fixxer hooks Undertaker by the waist and goes for a suplex. Undertaker reverses it into a suplex of his own."
JR: "Undertaker grabs Fixxer by the arm and slightly twists it."
Undertaker: "Old School!"
JR: "It's going to be old school all right, Undertaker has gone completly old school."
King: "Undertaker walks the top rope."
JR: "What cat-like agility!"
King: "He dives off into Fixxer."
JR: "He lifts Fixxer and grabs him by the neck. He raises him high into the air and chokeslams him down!"
Edge: "Taker's really giving it to him!"
King: "He pins Fixxer."
Bobby: "one...two, two count!"
JR: "Another two count."
King: "Undertaker lifts Fixxer again and Fixxer punches him in the stomach."
JR: "Fixxer gives Undertaker a shor-arm clothesline!"
King: "He follows up with a piledriver. He pins."
Bobby: "one...two, only two."
JR: "Can't quite get him."
Edge: "He's gotta do more than that to Undertaker."
Christian: "Yeah, he should know that being the champ and all."
King: "Fixxer sets Undertaker up, he lifts him into the air, FIXXER BOMB!"
JR: "That's it! He pins him."
Bobby: "one...two...thre- nope, two! (holds up to fingers)
Edge: "No way!"
JR: "Just barely got the shoulder up!"
King: "Fixxer looks frustrated."
JR: "Fixxer whips Undertaker into the corner. He runs in but Undertaker gets the foot up."
King: "Undertaker gives Fixxer a fist drop. He lifts Fixxer and puts him on his shoulders. He does a TOMBSTONE!"
JR: "He does a darkness pin."
Bobby: "one...two...thre- no, wait, only two!"
King: "He kicked out!"
JR: "Undertaker is beside himself."
Christian: "These two are having a lot of trouble putting each other away."
JR: "Undertaker puts Fixxer between his legs. Fixxer is fighting. He grabs Taker's legs and drops him to the ground."
King: "Both men are down!"
Bobby: "one...two...three..."
JR: "The ref administrating the ten count."
Bobby: "four...five....six..."
King: "Fixxer is slowly getting up."
Bobby: "seven...eight..."
King: "Fixxer is up and Undertaker is getting up as well."
JR: "Fixxer clubs Undertaker in the back of the head."
King: "Undertaker sits back up."
Edge: "How does he do it?"
King: "Fixxer DDTs Undertaker. Undertaker sits right up again."
JR: "Undertaker chokes Fixxer. He puts him back between his legs."
King: "He lifts him up on his shoulders. Now he lifts him higher."
Christian: "Fixxer is fighting for his life!"
Edge: "It's no use, Undertaker has him."
King: "LAST RIDE! Undertaker pins."
Bobby: "one...two...three!
[bell rings]
Buffer: "Your winner, and new World Federation of Demolishion champion, The Undertaker!!!"
Edge: "Wow, that was some match!
JR: "I've seen a lot of PPVs but I don't remember any as exciting as this!"
King: "Yeah, just to bad we have to end."
Christian: "ooh, can we do it?"
JR: "What?"
Edge: "The closing."
JR: "Sure go ahead."
E&C together: "That was WrestleMania! So long and goodnight now from the WFD!"
© 3/25/2001 World Federation of Demolishion
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