 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
Bathroom
Bathroom FunCLINTON
Bill ClintonComebacks
Good ComebacksCops
Criminal TipsCopsChristmasDirty
Dirty JokesGod
EarthPoems
PoemSex
Star Wars SexSimpsons
The Simpsons|
|
| Bart's Punishment |
 |
| ||||||
| All the things Bart has ever had to write on the chalkboard as punishment. I will not waste chalk I will not skateboard in the halls I will not burp in class I will not instigate revolution I will not draw naked ladies in class I did not see Elvis I will not call my teacher a Hot Cakes' Garlic gum is not funny They are laughing at me, not with me I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom I will not encourage others to fly I will not fake my way through life Tar is not a plaything I will not Xerox my butt I will not trade pants with others I will not do that thing with my tongue I will not drive the principal's car I will not pledge allegiance to Bart I will not sell school property I will not cut corners I will not get very far with this attitude I will not make flatulent noises in class I will not belch the National Anthem I will not sell land in Florida I will not grease the monkey bars I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment I will not do anything bad ever again I will not show off {The board was written in an Old English font} I will not sleep through my education I am not a dentist Spitwads are not free speech Nobody likes sunburn slappers High explosives and school don't mix I will not bribe Principal Skinner I will finish what I sta Hamsters cannot fly Underwear should be worn on the inside The Christmas pageant does not stink I will not torment the emotionally frail I will not carve gods I will not spank others I will not aim for the head I will not barf unless I'm sick I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's [sic] lounge I will not conduct my own fire drills Funny noises are not funny I will not snap bras I will not fake seizures This punishment is not boring and meaningless My name is not Dr. Death I will not defame New Orleans I will not prescribe medication I will not bury the new kid I will not teach others to fly I will not bring sheep to class A burp is not an answer Teacher is not a leper I will not eat things for money I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call The principal's toupee is not a frisbee I will not squeak chalk Goldfish don't bounce Mud is not one of the 4 food groups |
 King Coolo@Aol.com |
|
. |
| Visitors: 01907 |