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Mr Glover JokesTeacher Files
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| All the usual Fat jokes, revamped Glover style.... |
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| If anyone else has any good fat jokes or any other really mean jokes we could put here, email me on lozi_m@hotmail.com, we promise we'll put them up simply because we hate the teachers so much. Q : Once, Mr Glover wanted to use the phone. He went in a phone box, and he died within a minute of going in there. All the windows were smashed, and he had not been murdered. How did he die ? A : As soon as he walked into the box, his fat caused the windows to smash and stick in his belly, which meant he bled to death. The fire trucks were at Mr. Glovers house today. Why ?? Because he got stuck between the doorframe and had to be cut free. He's already spent £1000 on doorframes this year alone !! Why is Mr Blubber (sorry, GLOVER) like Britney Spears?? Because they both go through lots of mirrors a year !! Mr Glover's so fat he needs to pay 6 times to go on a bus because he takes up six seats !! Its even worse for underground trains cos their seats are even narrower !! He must be getting seriously short of money, which explains his manky beaten up yellow volvo that he doesnt fit in very easily either........ If someone ran over mr Glover with a steamroller, only his tie would be flat. Why ?? Because that'd be the only part of him that it would get to cos the rest of him's too wide !! Ok, I cant think of any more, if anyone knows of any good fat joke sites, tell me + i'll put more jokes up ASAP !! |
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