12 STEP PROGRAM OF RECOVERY
FOR WEB ADDICTS

I will have a cup of coffee in the
morning and read my
newspaper like I used to,
before the Web.
I will eat breakfast with a
knife and fork and not with
one hand typing.

I will get dressed before noon.
I will make an attempt to clean
the house, wash clothes,
and plan dinner before even
thinking of the Web.

I will sit down and write a letter
to those unfortunate
few friends and family that
are Web-deprived.
I will call someone on the
phone who I cannot contact
via the Web.

I will read a book...if I still
remember how.

I will listen to those around me and
their needs and stop
telling them to turn the TV
down so
I can hear the music
on the Web.

I will not be tempted during
TV commercials to check for
email.

I will try and get out of the
house at least once a week,
if it is necessary or not.
I will remember that my bank
is not forgiving if I forget
to balance my checkbook because
I was too busy on the Web.

Last, but not least, I will
remember that I must go to bed
sometime ... and the Web
will
always be there tomorrow!
ENCHANTED MERMAID'S GROTTO