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| Title:Sensible Nonsense Anglo-Indian Limericks-The Original Nonsense Verse of Warren Brown Part III:Limericks 21 to 33 This is the third collection of ten Limericks prepared by me.The purpose of the Limericks are purely for entertainment and are not meant to ridicule any person, place or object.If there are any resemblances to persons past or present, or to incidents and places, they are purely coincidental.This is my third collection of nonsense verses and I do hope that they do justice to the Literary genre of the Limerick. 21.Twelve Anglo-Indian midgets stood around in digits, six knew how to dance five knew how to prance while one just fidgets and fidgets. 22.An Anglo-Indian wise man went to the hills there he met a pretty woman in frills, he asked her for a light and she gave him a fright now there are ten wise women in the hills. 23.An Anglo-Indian Mr.Know-it-all went to a fancy dress Ball, he danced with a horse she gave him a toss and he spent the night in her stall. 24.Anglo Sam was covered in soot from his head to his shiny boot, when his friend put out the light Sammy vanished out of sight So, he lit up his cheroot. 25.Anglo Marie was born in Bombay but she moved to an Island to stay, one day as she went for a dip a sailor rescued her from a ship and she gave birth to twins in May. 26.There was an Anglo called Fred who slept on a feathery bed, one day when the wind had blown he found that his family had grown, so he decided to sleep on his head. 27.An Anglo cook from Timbuktu would spike his Irish-stew, but when he was found out his tongue was pulled out and pasted onto his ear with glue. 28.An Anglo teacher of self-defence broke his nose on his fence, so to heal his bruise he read the daily news in order to make some sense. 29.A pilot flew over the Anglo Isles and found it covered with huge stiles, so he sent down a Nuke which removed them in a fluke now, there are no stiles for miles. 30.Anglo Chef Timothy McBake baked an oversized cake, which he fed the whole Nation stale cake and carnation while he swam in the frozen lake. 31.There was an Anglo-Indian hair-stylist who would punch her customers with her fist, when they would complain she would punch them again and that is only the gist. 32.Apart from the five Anglos in Sind there were five more finally pinned, from warm Jamaica to cool Honolulu from the lands of the Maori and Zulu they all lived, loved, worked and grinned. 33.At five past one an Anglo was born at five past two an Anglo had gone, at five past three an Anglo was wed at five past four an Anglo was bred and at five past five the race was gone. ***************** |
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