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OK! This saga I didn't really do, I got it from a DBZ Comedy site. I ummm just copied stuff from it WITH THEIR PERMISSION and edited it. Don't dis that site it kinda ROX!
Bulma: Yo daddy! I want a husbad NOW!
Dr Briefs. Don't you think -
Bulma: NOW!!!!!
*Some other place*
Vegeta: I'm bored. Hey, I'll buy myself a ummm watcha call them? Ummmm oh yeah! A girlfriend! Whos that babe that hangs around with Kakorot. Hmmmmm oh yeah! Bulma! She's that pathetic fool but boy she knows how to make a Saiyan comfortable...
*At capsule corp.*
Dr Briefs: Hey Bulma!
Bulma: What!
Dr Briefs: WOHHH! I thought you might like this advert!
*Looks at advert*
Dr Briefs: WUZZUP!!! Boy thats sooo funny!
Bulma: Look at the pizza boy! He looks puzzled!!!
*DING DONG!!!*
Dr. Briefs: I'll get it! Hello! Ummm hello? Where are you?
Vegeta: Got a problem with my height buddy?
Dr Briefs: No! Umm do come in! Watcha want! If its immortality or something I don't have the dragonballs
Vegeta: Hmmmm..... NOPE! I'd rather take Bulma on a date!
Bulma: Whos that daddy! Oh, hi Vegeta! If its immortality your looking for -
Vegeta: Nope! Fancy a date?
Bulma: Hell no! Not after you used Krillin's head as a mirror then stuck up a twig on his head!
Vegeta: Awww he looks so cute. One might call him, A TELETUBBIE MWUHAHAHAHAHA! So, about da date then...
Bulma: Uhhh nooooo!
Vegeta: WAAAA! I WANT A DATE IM SO LONELY
Bulma: There there Vegeta! I know how you feel. Come gimme a hug!!!!
Vegeta: Boy! The closest I've got to a woman was Freiza. Boy the buubs or whatever those earthling call them sure are comfy! Ahem... So, wongoparkwimme?
Bulma: Sorry?
Vegeta: I mean, want to go to the park with me?
Bulma: HELL YES!
*At da park*
Bulma: Oh look, its closed :(
Vegeta: It takes more than a bloody gate to stop me!
Bulma: Oooo how dreamy!
Vegeta: Yeah I know babes
*Shoots a ki blast as gate*
Vegeta: Theres a bench! We can sit down there!
Bulma: Coolio!
*Man steps out of nowhere*
Man: This park is closed! Get your fat ass outta that bench or I'll
*Vegeta fires ki blast at man*
Vegeta: That takes care of him
Bulma: Tell me how to shoot a ki blast like that!
Vegeta: Ummmm *grabs Bulma's arm. You know what happens next"
Bulma: Uh! Uh!
*At capsule corp.*
Dr Briefs: You've been sick all morning Bulma! Is Vegeta that bad?
Bulma: He knows how to do it! Dad, I think I'm pregnant!
Dr Briefs: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
*At hospital*
Bulma: Veggie! Its a boy!
Vegeta: Finally, I have a child with whom I'll be pleased of coz he'll be an SS in NO time!
Bulma: What shall we call him?
Vegeta: Lets call him - *steps on super glue* OH TRUNKS!
Bulma: Freaky name but all Saiyans do have a freaky name so I understand!
Nurse: This is Japan after all....
*13 years later (long time ahead!)
Vegeta: Oy! Brat! I got a prezzie (not prozzie) for you!
Trunks: Cool! Oh wicked! Its a sword!
Vegeta: Turns purple when ya go Super Saiyan
Trunks: Whats a Super Saiyan
Vegeta: Its when you get really strong and your eyes go blue and your hair goes gold -
Trunks: No! Do chicks like da gold hair?
Vegeta: Ummmm *looks at Bulma who winks* yeah man!
Trunks cool!
*DING DONG!*
Vegeta: WUZZUP!!!
Master Roshi: Just chilling, having a bud, watching da game. NAHH not really! Ummm Goku and da gang need help Veggie and Trunks wonna join them?
Vegeta and Trunks: Sure!
*Arrives at scence*
Goku: Hey guys what took ya so long!
Gohan: Holly crap! Its Shenlong, the eternal dragon!
Shenlong: Im tired of granting wishes! I wonna be bad!!!
Trunks: Wohh, thats one big ass lizard!
Piccolo: You think thats big ass? Try looking at da Namek one!
Vegeta: Hey son! Fancy kicking that lizards ass!
Krillin: Destructo Disk engage!!!
Goku: Noo! We cant hurt him! Lets make him see the error of his ways!
Vegeta: Kakorot Kakorot Kakorot, will you ever learn that a Saiyan is not supposed to be a softy! Take my son for example. He shows no mercy!
Trunks: Awww is the little kittie lost? Want to play with a bally?
Gohan: Yeah thats one hard core son ya got there!
Vegeta: BRAT! GET YOUR FAT ASS HERE AND KILL THE DAM LIZARD!
Trunks: No! The little kitties lost!
Vegeta: Thats it! *shoots beam at kittie!*
Trunks: Oh my god, you killed kitty, you bast***
*Shenlong grabs Vegeta then squeezes him*
Vegeta: aaaa help me somebody help me.... Oh wait - bad acting. AAAAAA HELP ME SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!
*Goku shoots ki blast at Shenlong*
Shenlong: That hurt (not!) Vegeta goes bye bye!
Vegeta: help me trunks.. Oh wait, HELP ME TRUNKS!!!!!
Trunks: You killed kitty!!!! WAAAA
Krillin: Its not every day you see a soft Saiyan...
Gohan: What? You see my dad everyday and hes as soft as my ass!
Krillin: Never mind...
Vegeta: HELP ME TRUNKS! YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOP HIM! USE THE FORCE!!! I MEAN USE THE SWORD!!!
Trunks: You hurt kitty! Hurting innocent people AND animals is wrong!
Vegeta: .....
Shenlong: Oooo a Saiyan that screams like a girl!
Vegeta: WHAT DID YA SAY YA OVER GROWN TOAD???
Shenlong: Hey! That hurt my feelings! Prepare to die!
Vegeta: If I must die, can't the death be worthy of a Saiyan?
Shenlong: No coz I hate you!
Vegeta: In that case, I'm not dying. EAT LASER YA FAT ASS TOAD!!!
Shenlong: YOUCH!!! OWWW THAT HURT! IM LEAVING!
Vegeta: The... overgrown... dragon... made me... lose.. all... strength *collapses*
Gohan: Trunks, thanx to you your father is all hurt! We dont have any senzu beans!!!
Trunks: WAAA! Its all my fault! What shall I do?
Krillin: Run away Trunks, Run away and never return (from the lion king)
Oh dear! It looks like in that fat ass episode Trunks had run away! All will be revealed in the next episode of DRAGONBALLZ!!!!!
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