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I like this page, it's pretty funny. I have to admit that my first DBZ Humor page has to be my best - in my opinion that is. Click here to go to the first DBZ Humor page and click here to go to DBZ Humor2! Enjoy!
*The DBZ gang are bored and are out of money. They go to a game show and try to win some money*
Garlic Junior: Hello everyone! I'm Garlic Junior and I tried to take over the world! *Boos from crowd* Oy, you! You go to another dimension for that! *kills the audience member who said boo* This show is called "Who knows me best" and I ask a question, one of the pairs puts down their answer and the other person tries to guess their answer! Heres the catch, If ya get one right, ya get £100, if ya get one wrong, you owe me £100, got it?
Bulma: Hey, that sucks!
Garlic Junior: I know, I have to make a living... Now, the pairs are as followed:
Goku and Vegeta
Bulma and Yamcha
Tien and Chautzu
Gohan and Picollo
Krillin: Hey I wonna play!!!
Garlic Junior: Tough luck! Now, we'll start of with Vegeta and Goku
Question: What is Goku's favourite food? (Vegeta guesses the answer)
a) Pizza
b) Everything
c) Chickin
d) Mayonaise
Vegeta: b) man, judging by the size of that stomach!
Goku: You jackass! it's d) man d)! Who doesn't like mayonise???
Vegeta: Everyone but you....
Garlic Junior: OOOOO!!!! Yes baby I get £100!!!! Now let's have, Bulma and Yamcha!!!
Question: Who would Yamcha rather sleep with? (Bulma guesses answer)
a) Sailor Moon
b) Bulma
Bulma: OOOO YEAH I'M SO SEXY!!!!
Garlic Junior: Shut up! As I was saying....
c) Chichi - *Coughs loudly*
Chichi: What's that supposed to mean?
Garlic Junior: Ummm nothing! Heh heh... ummm and
d) Dipsy!
Bulma: I say b)
Yamcha: Don't flatter yourself girl! It's d) man d)! Have you ever seen Dipsy move her ass?
Bulma: Yes! Why didn't you choose me?
Yamcha: Cause your as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, you have a personality like my stomach and you smell like Vegeta!
Bulma and Vegeta: HEY!!!!!
Garlic Junior: Break it up! OOO and thats another £100 for me!!! Now we'll have Tien and Chautzu!
Tien: Heh heh heh chaotzu we can use telepathy!!!
Chaotzu: Cool!
Garlic Junior: OK!
Question: What is Tien's favourite doll? (Chaotzu guesses answer)
a) Amazing Ally
b) Cindy
c) Nancy
d) Barbie
Chaotzu: b)
Tien: It's a) man a)! It has Amazing infront of the damn doll doesn't it!!! That describes it pretty well!!!!!!!!!! Hey, what about your telepathy powers?
Chaotzu: I figured that would be cheating!!!
Tien: So what!!! I wanted that £100 to get an Amazing Ally doll!!!! Damn you, you can go to the next dimension for that!!!!
*Tien kills Chaotzu*
Garlic Junior: Nice shot! I mean ummm..... bad boy bad boy!!!! You owe me £200 for that!!! Boy I'm glad I just thought of that...
Tien: Damn!
Garlic Junior: Let's try Gohan and Picollo. Uh oh not Gohan, he's that bast*** who put me in my own dead zone!!! Grrrrrr oh well (Gohan guesses question)
Gohan: I do not get my mum to buy my clothes!!!!
Picollo: Gohan's in denial. Gohan's in denial!!!!
Gohan: *starts crying* Well at least I'm not green!!!
Picollo: Hmmmmm.....
Garlic Junior: SHUT UP!!!
Question: Picollo ownly has for meals....
a) Orange juice
b) Water
c) Hot dogs
d) Pie
Gohan: Water!!! *Gohan whispers to Picollo* Dende told me - well, not exactly!
Picollo: Yeah baby yeah! Oy, Garlic, why not give us our 100 now?
Garlic Junior: Tough luck!!! Nye nye nye nyeee nye You won't get anything!!!!
*Picollo destroys the Nakio star and kills Garlic Junior. Garlic Junior leaves money behind*
Gohan: Cool. Hey, why don't we give some of the money Garlic Junior left back to the other people?
Picollo: Cause then I won't be able to buy that £400 Barbie doll I always wanted!!!
Note: If Picollo had recieved the money Garlic Junior owed him, he would have £500 but Garlic Junior didn't give him that money, he only had the money from the other fighters. If this message confuses you, don't read it!
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