Here are a variety of things that you will NEVER hear in Dragonballz. Have fun! Well actually, there are 2 more pages filled with DBZ Humor! Click here for DBZ Humor 2 and click here for DBZ Humor 3
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Goku: Man, I'm bored. What shall I do? AHA! *Starts ringing Vegeta's scouter number*
Vegeta: Hello?
Goku: WUZZUP???????
Vegeta: Just planning immortality and universe domination....
Goku: Cool.
Vegeta: WUZZUP?????
Goku: Just chilling, teaching Gohan the Kaioken attack....
Vegeta: Cool. Hey, phone Freiza!
Goku: OK! *Starts ringing Freiza's scouter number*
Freiza: Hello?
Goku and Vegeta: WUZZUP?????
Freiza. Nothing much. Just planning immortality and universe domination.
Goku and Vegeta: Cool.
Freiza: WUZZUP?????
Goku: Just chilling, teaching Gohan the Kaioken attack....
Vegeta: Same as you mate.
Freiza: Yo, Goku, get your son on the line!
Goku: OK.
Gohan: Hello?
Freiza and Vegeta: WUZZUP??????
Gohan: Nothing, just learning the art of Kaioken.
Freiza and Vegeta: Cool.
Gohan: WUZZUP??????
Freiza: Nothing much. Just planning immortality and universe domination.
Vegeta: Same as Freiza....
Gohan: Cool! Yo mumma! Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone!
Chichi: OK.
Freiza and Vegeta: WUZZUP?????
Chichi: Oh shit! Vegeta, your that ****er that came here and grew those Saibemen and made them fight my son! Freiza, you ****er, you made my Goku get beat up! Hey, Freiza you jackass! If you had half a brain you would have realised that my Goku would turn Super Saiyan after killing Krillin (Kuririn is the name spellt properly) Oh, the answer to your question, I'm cooking.
Freiza and Vegeta: Shut up bi***!
Goku: Hey, Garlic Junior (nice name freak) pick up the phone?
Garlic Junior: Hello?
Everyone: WUZZUP????
Garlic Junior: Nothing, just planning world domination. WUZZUP?????
Everyone: Freiza is planning immortality and universe domination, so is Vegeta, Goku is training Gohan and Chichi is cooking!
Garlic Junior: How many people died in the Civil War? *looking confused* |