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*The UWC theme plays as Da Prez stands in the ring with James Martin....*

Da Prez: Welcome to Primetime people!!!! Now let me bring out Arron Underwood!!!!

Arron: Hey guys.

James: Arron, you have served us well over these months and we want to pay you back.

Arron: Thanks guys.

Da Prez: Get him!!!!

Smoked: AHH!!!! Da Corporation and The Mob have hit the ring and are tearing apart Arron Underwood!!!! Let's get on with the show.

OPENING BOUT

3 WAY HELL IN A CELL MATCH

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for a 30 minute time limit. It is a 3 way hell in a cell match. Introducing the competitors, Extreme Lee!!!! Stone Cold Adam Caers!!!! And last but not least, Duke!!!!

Smoked: Here we go and we’re underway. Extreme Lee and Adam Caers have started brawling next to the door on the outside of the cell. Here comes Duke and he grabs both of them in a headlock and slams them into the door. Duke opens the door and throws both of them in. He climbs in after them. Duke goes for a piledriver on Extreme Lee but Adam Caers came in from behind and connects with a low leg chop. Adam Caers goes for a dropkick but Extreme Lee catches his feet in mid-air. Clothesline by Duke!!!! Adam Caers gets out of the cell and grabs a steel chair. Extreme Lee sees him and gives a DDT to Duke. Extreme Lee gets out of the cell and goes over to Adam Caers.

Shiz: Duke is out here as well. Adam Caers swings at Extreme Lee and misses. Duke with a spear!!!! Extreme Lee quickly climbs to the top of the hell cell. Duke grabs the chair and follows him. Adam Caers still recovering from that spear climbs up as well. Now all three wrestlers are on top of the hell cell. Duke goes for the hurricanranna on Extreme Lee, but Extreme Lee reverses it into a powerbomb!!!! Nice reversal there by Extreme Lee. Adam Caers with a spinning heel kick to the face of Extreme Lee!!!! Adam Caers goes to throw Duke off the top of the hell cell but Extreme Lee with a cross body block sending all three of them crashing down from the top of the hell cell!!!!

Japs: Extreme Lee limps back into the hell cell. Duke has a chair and cracks it over Adam Caers’ skull. Duke goes back into the hell cell only to be met by a flying clothesline by Extreme Lee!!!! Adam Caers finally gets back up and has a wooden baseball bat from the crowd. Adam Caers climbs into the ring with it and swings at Extreme Lee. Extreme Lee ducks and, Extreme G!!!! Extreme G!!!! Extreme Lee covers Adam Caers, 1, 2, Duke breaks it up at the last second. Extreme Lee throws Duke into the side of the cell. Extreme Lee just hit the Pedigree in the corner of the ring to Duke!!!! Uh oh, Extreme Lee is running back and, Bronco Buster!!!! Bronco Buster!!!!

Smoked: Adam Caers goes for a punch to Extreme Lee and another Extreme G to Adam Caers!!!! Duke gets back up and, Extreme G to Duke!!!! Extreme Lee covers both of them, 1, 2, 3!!!! It’s all over!!!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, Extreme Lee!!!!

LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for a 40 minute time limit. It is for the UWC Lightheavyweight Championship. Making his way to the ring, James Martin!!!! And his opponent, he is the UWC Lightheavyweight Champion!!!! Aztec!!!!

Smoked: James Martin has been asking Prez to make a rematch and he finally gets it. Here we go, Aztec starts things off with a vicious clothesline into the ropes. Martin gets a punch away and a weak kick. Martin now, using his weight advantage by shoving Aztec to the middle of the ring. Roundhouse kick by James Martin!!!! Aztec gets back up and connects with a leg grab. Martin falls down badly. Aztec, climbs to the top turnbuckle. We’re going to see him fly!!!! Cross body block off the top turnbuckle!!!! Aztec goes for the Sharpshooter but Martin kicks out of it. Martin slides out of the ring and grabs something from under the ring. It’s a sledgehammer!!!! The ref is telling Martin to put the sledgehammer down.

Shiz: Aztec meanwhile is in the ring and launches himself up in the air and lands on top of Martin on the outside!!!! What a high-flyer this young wrestler is. Both men are slow to get up and Stunner by Aztec!!!! Martin somehow gets hold of the sledgehammer after the Stunner and swings it at Aztec. Aztec quickly slides back into the ring. James Martin follows him with the sledgehammer as well. The ref is saying that he will call for the bell if Martin doesn’t put the sledgehammer down. Uh no!!!! Martin just hit the ref with the sledgehammer!!!! Aztec is on the top turnbuckle and, missile dropkick!!!! Aztec senses his advantage and locks Martin in the Pyramid Of Apocalyse!!!! That move is unforgiving!!!!

Japs: James Martin can’t do a thing. Wait, here comes The Mob!!!! The Mob have attacked Aztec!!!! They’re gang bashing him!!!! But Aztec is fighting back and, DDT to Duke!!!! Aztec gets out of the ring quick smart. The Mob chases him into the crowd. James Martin has been left behind. Hang on, here comes Da Prez and he has a chair!!!! #CRACK# Did you hear that?!?! Da Prez just cracked the steel chair over Martin!!!! Aztec is running back to the ring followed by The Mob. Da Prez just got speared by Martin!!!! The ref is back up and spots The Mob. He’s telling them to go back to the lockeroom. But while the ref is being distracted, James Martin hits a low blow!!!!

Smoked: The ref never saw it!!!! Braintamer on the steel chair!!!! Cover, 1, 2, 3!!!! We have a new UWC Lightheavyweight Champion!!!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, and the new UWC Lightheavyweight Champion, James Martin!!!!

IC CHAMPIONSHIP

BRAWL IN THE MOB'S GYM

Japs: you join us at our custom built announcers table in the mobs gym, to
our far right is the hardcore ring, to the far left is the weights room and
right here infront of us is the ring. Jake is already in the ring and here
comes animal. Luke has an impressive record here in uwc with four wins and
no losses.

Shiz: and here come the lumberjacks, being lead out by the commissioner.
James, duke, nemesis and Doug. They surround the ring with one member on
each side of the battle zone. Let's get ready to Ru… its da prez, he's here
in the mobs gym! What does he want?

Da Prez: hang on a second there commissioner. Four lumberjacks aren't enough
so I've decided to bring a few of my own. Come on down Aztec (James laughs)
the pride and the authority. (The commissioner's smile soon disappears)

Smoked: I don't believe it, da prez just sent eight people into the ring.
And they all have something in common; they all hate the mob! Down run all
eight and have launched a viscous attack on the mob. Campbell and Jake take
that as their cue and start fighting themselves

Japs: Aztec has attacked the commish…BRAINTAMER! Braintamer to the rookie.
But here comes lord and cannibal double-teaming the commish to the floor.
Ruber Orcus and Doug Lloyd are going at it…BLOOD 'N' GUTZ! By Ruber. Black
lion steps back and charges the tyrant…NO! Nemesis grabbed him by the throat
and has lifted him into the air with one hand. What a headbutt sending
blacklion flying into the barricade. Chaos and warhawk stomp duke to the
ground.

Shiz: down come the officials, they're trying to restore order to the match,
but that means there is no official in the ring and madman is taking full
advantage. Chair shot to the skull of Campbell. He slides out, tornado
covers but all the refs are busy. The big brawl outside the ring has been
separated with the mob on the left, authority on the right lion's den on the
far side and Aztec closest to us. The referee returns to the ring. 1,2… NO.
Luke had enough time to recover.

Smoked: Jake lifts Luke and throws him over the top rope closest to us.
Aztec closes in and swings a solid punch but animal blocked it and returns
one of his own sending Aztec flying into the mobs section where they all
crowd round and thugishly beat him up. The animal is back in the ring and
SPEAR!!…NO… Jake sidestepped and sent Campbell flying through the ropes and
onto the side with lion's den guarding it. They all lift him to his feet and
closed fists by all of them knocking him back down. Ruber picks him up and
throws him back in the ring again.

Japs: Jake hasn't attacked the animal once yet and already has the
upperhand. Jake throws animal into the corner and swings a heavy punch but
Luke was to quick for the big guy he ducks under it and starts laying into
tornado with quick punches to the mid section. The animal climbs the
turnbuckle…I can feel a 10 punch coming on…1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,910! Jake
stumbles out dazed and here comes animal with a flying clothesline to the
back of tornado's head knocking him down. The animal bounces off the ropes…

Shiz: and flies out of the ring on the far side. SUICIDE DIVE! A suicide
dive taking out all three members of the lion's den, that's revenge. But
here comes the authority attacking Luke. The mob are being restrained by
officials who have their backs to the beating behind them and are totally
unaware. Into the ring slides the commish and has told nemesis to throw him
a table which he does. James sets it up and has put jakes head between his
legs. POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE?

Smoked: NO! Back body drop by tornado, but here comes tyrant. WIDOW MAKER!
He picks up tornado and lays him on the table. What's he doing? He leans
over the ropes and grabs Luke by the hair lifting him into the ring. What is
he doing? Pickingluke up in a gorilla press position he holds him in the
air. The mob have got through to the authority and the two teams are
brawling again.

Japs: an official slides into the ring just as tyrant throws animal into the
air, animal realises the plan as he begins to descends and ANIMAL SPLASH.
Onto Jake through a table. Both men lie there knocked out. The ref is back
1,2,3. NO DAMN IT. That's not fair. The commissioner runs away up the
entrance ramp. And tyrant grabs Luke and the three of them flee leaving duke
and Doug to follow afterwards. Folks I think we just got a early glimpse of
tonight's main event.

Due to the fact to James Martin was very busy, here are the winners.

TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

Ruber Orcus and Black Lion won by Black Lion hitting the Black Death on James Martin.

HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP

Lord won after "Madman" Jack Gambit mis-judged the No Asylum. Lord then hit the Darkness Falls

MAIN EVENT

STABLE CHAMPIONSHIP

Ring Announcer: The following match is sceduled for a 50 minute time limit. It is for the vacant Stable Championship. Making their way to the ring, the first team, The Mob!!!! And their opponents, The Authority!!!!

Smoked: Here we go, main event time. Remember, Da Prez has changed the rules so that all hell can break loose but winner must win the in ring. James Martin clotheslines Lord out of the ring and follows him out. Chaos hits the hurricanranna on Duke as Trytant Nemesis connects with a neck breaker to Warhawk. Animal with a dropkick to Cannibal!!!! James Martin flips Lord into the crowd and the two brawl further away. Chaos punches Trytant Nemesis and he and Warhawk have started assulting him. Cannibal now, fighting back against Animal, he picks him up and, piledriver!!!!

Shiz: Spear from out of nowhere by Chaos to Duke!!!! Trytant Nemesis with a reverse suplex to Warhawk sending them both out of the ring. Chaos with a X Factor to Duke!!!! Animal comes flying over to the top rope onto Chaos!!!! James Martin and Lord are back and Lord with a powerbomb on the safety rail!!!! Trytant Nemesis just hit an even-flow DDT to Warhawk in the middle of the ring!!!! Warhawk has started bleeding. Tornado DDT by James Martin to Lord!!!! What a move!!!!

Japs: Duke has Chaos by the neck and, choakslam!!!! Cannibal has somehow gotton on the top turnbuckle. Flying clothesline to Trytant Nemesis!!!! He just got airborne!!!! Chaos slides into the ring and plants an elbow on Trytant Nemesis. Wait, here come Harkon Calgar!!!! Calgar has been messing aroung in UWC and he just headbutted James Martin on the outside!!!! Warhawk picks up a baseball bat and is swing it at anybody who comes near the ring. Cannibal is on the top turnbuckle again and, falling headbutt to Trytant Nemesis!!!! Cover, 1, 2, Duke breaks it up at the last second.

Smoked: James Martin has made it into the ring with a 2x4 wrapped in barb-wire and just hit everybody in the ring with it!!!! Braintamer to Cannibal!!!! Cover, 1, 2, 3!!!! The mob have done it!!!!

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