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*A sold out crowd at Madison Square Garden, New York roars as the UWC plays....*

Da Prez: Welcome to Madison Square Garden New York for Instant Karama 2000!!!! This is the hugest ppv in the history of UWC. Now let's get this show on the road!!!!

OPENING BOUT

BOILER ROOM BRAWL

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for a 90 minute time limit. It is a boiler room brawl and the winner becoming the number one contender for the IC Championship. Already in the boiler room, are Thunder and Tornado Jake!!!!

Smoked: Here we go!!!! Instant Karama 2000!!!! Now lets cross down to Ace Richardson as he commentates this match. Ace.

Ace: Thanks Smoked. Well I’m getting up close and personal with this match people. Thunder has the early advantage and connects with a spinning heel kick!!!! Thunder runs to the door but Jake throws a crowbar hitting Thunder’s head!!!! What a throw by Jake. Jake now, is walking over to a bleeding Thunder and, cross body block by Jakee!!!! I can hear this Madison Square Garden crowd screaming for these two!!!! Oh!!!! Thunder just slammed Jake’s head into a boiler!!!! Thunder has started kicking Jake next to the walk-in freezer. Thunder just hit the evenflow DDT onto a steel chair!!!! Thunder is calling for the Thunder Bolt. Here it comes, no!!!! Jake somehow just flopped down to the ground!!!! Thunder is looking confused. Wait, here comes Da Prez.

Da Prez: Yeah, yeah. Smoked, I just saw a kid that looks just like you. Just like you!!!!

Smoked: What the hell is he talking about man????

Shiz: I don’t know, seriously, I don’t know.

Da Prez: Shut up idiots. Anyway, Thunder has climbed to the top of the walk-in freezer and is preparing for a leg drop. Thunder jumps but Jake smacked Thunder in the face with the steel chair. WOW. Look at the dent in the chair man. Jake goes for the Tornado DDT but Thunder kicks him in the face. Thunder goes for a clothesline but Jake ducks and hits a clothesline of his own!!!! Jake picks up a 2x4 and is trying to find some barb-wire. He found a full box of them. AAHH!!!! Thunder with a reverse bulldog to Jake into the barb-wire box!!!! Thunder picks up the 2x4 and wraps it in barb-wire. Jake is cut open badly from the barb-wire and I think he’s stuck inside the box. Thunder swings the 2x4 and it hits Jake in the face knocking him out of the box!!!! Thunder goes for the Thunder Bolt again, but Jake once again flops down and trips Thunder.

Ace: Thunder gets back up and, Jake kicks him in the gut. Tornado DDT!!!! Jake throws Thunder in the freezer and walks out!!!! We have a winner!!!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, Tornado Jake!!!!

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HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Ring announcer: introducing first the challenger LORD. And his opponent he
is the hardcore champion DUKE.

Japs: duke in his first match as hardcore champion. Can he defend it
successfully against a man who in my opinion is underrated? Theirs the bell,
away we go. Duke holds up his arms and is offering a test of strength
against lord. Lord accepts and they both step forward but duke with a kick
to the mid-section, and then he follows it up with a big Samoan drop.
Raising lord to his feet he throws him out of the ring and the two have
engaged in a fistfight infront of us.

Shiz: we’ve got front row seats as they battle it out, lord looks to be
getting the uperhand as his hard rights are knocking duke back, lord leans
back, spits in his palm and smacks duke sending him falling onto his ass. As
duke lies on the floor dazed lord has gone under the ring and pulled out a
ladder, he sets it up and starts climbing to the top, rung by rung. But duke
is up and climbing the other side, he has run up and reached the top first.
Lord finally gets his head above the top rung and sees duke. But it’s too
late, duke grabs the top of lords head and X-FACTOR! , X-FACTOR onto the top
of the ladder.

Smoked: that’s quality, he’s pretty good. Infact all of the mob are good, I
like those guys!

Japs: stop sucking up asshole

Smoked: #*!@*. But now duke is scaling the ladder again, lord is lying
ontop. Duke shoves lord’s head between his legs and GLORYBOMB!! GLORYBOMB
of, of the ladder. Duke jumps down afterwards with an elbow drop. What a move by Duke!!!! Duke covers, 1, 2, AHH!!!! Lord still has some strengh left!!!! Lord, burying those right fists to Duke's gut and, Standing Darkness Falls!!!! 1, 2, 3!!!! Lord has won it!!!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, and the new UWC Hardcore Champion, Lord!!!!

Japs: There's Extreme Lee!!!! He's back!!!! His stomping away at Duke and Lord is just watching him!!!! UWC will never be the same again!!!!

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TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

FLAMING CASKET MATCH

Ring announcer: the following match is for the tag titles. Introducing first
making they're way to the ring THE PRIDE. And their opponents representing
the authority cannibal and lord.

Japs: what a match this is going to be, personally I'd go for the pride but
this is a ppv and anything can happen. In first is black lion and lord.
Black lion charges straight in throwing a hard right but lord ducked and is
hammering away with quick punches. Black lion stuck in the wrong corner,
theirs a tag. Insteps cannibal and they both sit black lion on the
turnbuckle. WOW. A double top rope suplex. Good team work. Now cannibal with
a kick d.d.t. He bounces off the rope and drops a spinning elbow, and
another!! Picking black lion up he drags him into lord's corner and tags
again. Both of them hammering away, cannibal lifts up black lion and lord
bounces off the ropes, 3D!! Lord covers.

Shiz: 1,2… kick out, near fall there. The pride looking in trouble. Black
lion whipped to the ropes… big back body drop. Lord looks to be trying to
set up the sharpshooter. Can he lock it in? YES!!, blacklion screams in
pain, but is refusing to tap out. He crawls towards the ropes will he make
it? He's getting close… cannibal tags himself in and has climbed the
turnbuckle. Black lion hasn't realised and is still trying to make it to the
ropes to break the hold. Here comes cannibal from the top… WHAT A LEGDROP!!
Right onto black lion's head. He's probably knocked out. Cover 1,2… the
count is broken up by a stomp from Ruber Orcus.

Smoked: cannibal picks up blacklion and whips him to the ropes, he then
swings a clothesline, which is ducked by the champ. Black lion continues
running and bounces off the ropes on the other side, cannibal ducks for a
backbody drop, but he telegraphed it…BLACKDEATH!!! Both men down, who will
get the tag? They both crawl to their respective partners, who will get
there first? It's black lion. Ruber Orcus is now in and attacks cannibal,
hard right from Ruber knocking down cannibal. He now turns to lord who is
stood on the apron, and another closed fist sends him crashing into the
barricade.

Japs: now he looks back at cannibal who swings but Ruber ducks it
and…bulldog! Cannibal stands up dazed and confused. Ruber goes for a dropkick but Cannibal caught him and counteracted with a piledriver!!!! Grinder!!!! Grinder!!!! Cannibal throws Orcus in the casket and he also throws Black Lion in as well. It's alight!!!! They've won it!!!! Black Lion has lost his second match due to lack of roleplaying!!!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, and the new tag-team champions of the world!!!! Cannibal and Lord!!!!

KING OF THE RING CHAMPIONSHIP

GLASS MATCH

The match started off with bilbonator and tornado Jake ganging up o ruber
Orcus. Doug Lloyd threw dirty Dan out almost right from the start but then
while celebrating was dropkicked out by Aztec. Adam caers and Dirk diggler
went at it with caers smashing dirks head against the glass wall repeatedly.
Roody poo drop kicked and then attacked nemesis with hard rights but with no
effect, the big guy then picked him up with one hand and viscously
headbutted him through the glass.

Ruber blocked a punch from tornado and then returned a hard right of his own
that sent tornado flying backwards through the wall. Turning to bilbonator
he dodged a punch and then hit the blood 'n' gutz, before eliminating him.
Stone cold Adam caers then speared Dirk diggler through the glass wall, but
he went through as well. Aztec spinning heel kicked nemesis but it only made
him stumble a little but then from behind ruber orcus blood 'n' gutzed
Aztec. But then nemesis landed the widow maker onto ruber.

Nemesis whipped Aztec hard into the wall surly sending him through it, but
Aztecs agility paid off when he jumped up the wall and moonsaulted nemesis,
the tyrant stumbled backwards and Aztec followed up with drop-kicks, nemesis
was about to fall and Aztec knew it so he backed off and took a run up
preparing for the final hit to knock the 7 ft 6 monster down. But what he
didn't see was ruber Orcus who ran and clotheslines Aztec out.

Nemesis pulled a huge piece of glass from the wall and swung it at ruber
Orcus but ruber saw it coming and hit a big boot smashing the glass into the
tyrant's face. Ruber followed it up with another glass shot. But still the
big guy remained standing. Aztec though wasn't happy with his exit and was
taunting the mob member calling him a freak and a retard. Nemesis didn't
hesitate in walking through a glass wall bloodying himself up even more to
get to Aztec. Aztec cowered pleading for mercy but that's one thing that
nemesis doesn't have he picked him up and widow makered Aztec onto the
outside.

Ruber orcus wins the match because of tyrant eliminating himself and as he
celebrates the rest of the mob come down irate that Aztec caused the huge
guy to be eliminated they got revenge though when they crowded round him and
beat him to a bloody pulp. The winner and new king of the ring champion
ruber Orcus.

IC CHAMPIONSHIP

HARDCORE RULES

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for a 30 minute time limit. It is for the IC Championship, making his way to the ring, “Madman” Jack Gambit!!!! And his opponent, he is the IC Champion of the world!!!! Luke “The Animal” Cambell!!!!

Smoked: The two have started brawling on the entrance ramp and Gambit hits a huge clothesline. Uh oh, here we go. The Mob have came to the party!!!! The Mob are now ganging up on Gambit on the ramp. No!!!! Black Lion and Ruber Orcus have just destroyed The Mob!!!! The two are battling the rest of The Mob as Cambell covers Gambit!!!! 1, 2, 3!!!! Gambit was injured damn it!!!!

Shiz: But now he has what he wants, a shot at the Hardcore Championship. The Mob is already destroyed and Animal is concussed. On with the show!!!!

LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Ring Announcer: The following match is sceduled for a 30 minute time limit. It is for the UWC Lightheavyweight Championship. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 275 pounds!!!! James Martin!!!! And his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, Aztec!!!!

Smoked: Here it is, the first match in the lightheavyweight division. Aztec rolls quickly into the ring and leg trips Martin. Here's a quick roll up, 1, 2, no, too early. It's good to see Aztec going at it really quickly, but he should save his energy. Aztec sends Martin to the ropes, and connects with a short-arm clothesline!!!! Aztec sure does want that belt. Martin is slow to get up and Aztec hits Martin with a dropkick!!!! Aztec goes to lock Martin up in The Pyramid Of Apocalyse but Martin back kicks Aztec in the face.

Shiz: Martin is slowly punching Aztec in the gut. But Aztec with a Russian Leg Sweep!!!! Aztec runs to the ropes, bounces off of them and, cross body block by Aztec!!!! Aztec rolls Martin up again, 1, kickout. Aztec really is making this match a quick one. Aztec sends Martin to the ropes and, WHAT A SUPLEX!!!! Martin just got the air taken out of him. Aztec goes up to the top turnbuckle. Frog Splash!!!! This is what I like about lightheavyweights. They get airborne more often. Aztec with a cover, 1, 2, Martin rolls Aztec over this time, 1, 2, Aztec gets his shoulder up.

Japs: Aztec sends Martin to the ropes and bounces off the ropes at the other end of the ring. Samoan Drop by Aztec!!!! Aztec is taking full control of this lightheavyweight match. Aztec goes up to the top turnbuckle again and, Sunset Flip!!!! What an amazing display of high risk monovors by Aztec!!!! Aztec hooks the leg, 1, 2, BIG KICKOUT by Martin!!!! Martin goes for a powerbomb but Aztec reversed it into the frankenstiner!!!! Aztec rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He slides back into the ring with it. The ref is telling him to take the chair out, but Aztec hits the ref with the chair!!!!

Smoked: The ref has been knocked out cold!!!! Spinning Heel Kick by Aztec!!!! Aztec lines Martin next to the corner and climbs up top with the chair. Aztec ties the chair to his body with some ropes and faces the crowd. Moonsault!!!! Moonsault!!!! With the chair as well!!!! Aztec throws the chair away with the string and ties Martin up for the Pedigree. Low Blow by Martin!!!! The ref never saw it!!!! The ref never saw it!!!! Braintamer!!!! The ref is back up and makes for the count. Here comes Extreme Lee again!!!! Extreme Lee distracts the ref!!!! It's Da Prez!!!! Da Prez slides in behind the ref and, Corporate DDT to Martin!!!! Uh oh, Da Prez goes of one pair of ropes, then the other and....

Shiz: Corporate Elbow!!!! Da Prez slides out as Aztec covers, 1, 2, 3!!!! Aztec has won it!!!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, and the new UWC Lightheavyweight Champion, Aztec!!!!

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MAIN EVENT

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

NO DQ FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for an unlimited time limit. It is for the UWC World Championship. This match is a no rules, falls count anywhere match. Making his way to the ring, the king of hardcore. “Madman” Jack Gambit!!!! And his opponent, he is the UWC World Champion. Black Lion!!!!

Smoked: This is what we’ve been waiting for. THE main event of the century. Here we go and we’re underway. Black Lion starts it off with some big fists on the entrance ramp. Black Lion goes for a clothesline but Gambit ducks and trips Black Lion on the steel entrance ramp. Black Lion is quickly back up and charges at Gambit. Black Lion with a tackle next to the ring!!!! Black Lion slides Gambit into the ring and climbs in after him. Gambit is now kneeing Black Lion in the gut-section and connects with a sit down piledriver!!!! Cover, 1, 2, what a kickout!!!! Black Lion sends Gambit to the ropes and, flying clothesline to the outside of the ring!!!!

Shiz: The two of them brawl to our commentators table and Black Lion slams Gambit’s head onto our table. Black Lion goes to do it again but Gambit counteracts and Tornado DDT!!!! Gambit grabs a steel chair and swings at Black Lion. Black Lion ducks and lifts Gambit up in the air!!!! Black Lion slams Gambit through our commentators table!!!! What strength by Black Lion!!!! Here comes Ruber Orcus and just wispered something into Black Lion’s ear. Ruber goes backstage as Black Lion pulls Gambit back up. Low blow by Gambit!!!! Fame-asser!!!! What a move by Gambit!!!! Cover, 1, 2, Black Lion got his shoulder up!!!!

Japs: Gambit reached from under the ring and got a flame-thrower!!!! Gambit lights it and aims it at Black Lion!!!! Black Lion runs backstage followed by Gambit. OH!!!! Someone hit Gambit with a steel chair just when he was about to go through the curtain!!!! It couldn’t be Black Lion because he was running away. Wait, it was The Animal!!!! The Animal is seeking revenge!!!! Black Lion comes up to Animal from behind and, HUGE CHOAKSLAM!!!! There’s Duke!!!! Gambit and Duke are going at it on the steel entrance ramp. Big splash by Black Lion sending all three of them crashing down below 15 feet!!!!

Smoked: Gambit landed pretty badly and looks hurt. There’s the Commish!!!! Martin picks up the flame-thrower but Da Prez comes from behind and back suplex to Martin!!!! Here come the rest of Da Corporation!!!! Meanwhile, Black Lion just missed a high punch and, Looney Drop by Gambit!!!! This could be it!!!! We’re going to have a new World Champion!!!! Gambit puts a steel chair and Black Lion’s face and climbs up to the entrance ramp. Here it comes!!!! The Most Dangerous Move in Sports Entertainment Today!!!! No!!!!

Shiz: Martin tripped Gambit at the last second!!!! Gambit falls 15 feet hitting his head on the side of the entrance ramp!!!! Gambit falls down and isn’t moving. Wait. Black Death by Black Lion!!!! Cover, 1, 2, 3!!!! Gambit got screwed again!!!! The Mob have just made Gambit’s life a living hell!!!! Da Prez and his Da Corporation are bleeding and cannot believe what they have just witnessed!!!! Hey, who turned out the lights???? It’s gone dark people!!!! AAHH!!!! Red exploding pyros just exploded next to the entrance ramp!!!!

Japs: Look!!!! The Mob have all been attacked!!!! Gambit has made himself back up to the entrance ramp. His neck is in bad shape after that fall. Another explosion!!!! Look!!!! Ruber Orcus is on the entrance ramp standing next to Black Lion and are staring at a badly injured Gambit!!!! What are they going to do to Gambit?!?!

Ruber: Jack Gambit…..you are a…….great wrestler. Black….Lion and….you….put….up a great…..match.

Black Lion: Gambit….join….the….Lion’s Den….

Smoked: What!?!? Gambit just looked up at Orcus and Black Lion!!!!

Gambit: BBBBBlack Lion…..Rubeeeer Orcus. I will join, youu….

Shiz: Gambit just fainted!!!! Is he dead?!?! Here comes some EMTs. Goodnight everybody!!!!

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